Technology — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 66% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
5 measurements spanning 56 days, net -4. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 263–269 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
2 Oct 2026, 17:57
264
-1
9 Sept 2026, 05:19
265
-2
8 Aug 2026, 09:00
267
no change
8 Aug 2026, 06:55
267
-1
7 Aug 2026, 17:36
268
first reading
Engagement
18 posts held, back to 23 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
14m 50s
Average length
7m 25s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
212 reactions across 16 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🔥
95
44.8%
❤
83
39.2%
👍
23
10.8%
❤🔥
8
3.77%
🥰
2
0.943%
👎
1
0.472%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 212 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 23 March 2026 to 4 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 18 we hold a reading for · 11%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @Neyromamka. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 18 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 23 March 2026 to 4 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Летний промт, который поможет сделать из любого фото милую открытку. Можно добавить поздравительную надпись, распечатать и подарить близкому человеку.
💛💛💛💛💛
Загружаем свое фото в ChatGPT и копируем ⬇️
Transform the entire image into a single decorative folk illustration in a flat style with doodle elements. Use a bold, bright, and playful color palette that is completely different from the original image. Simplif…
После прошлого поста мне прилетело столько вопросов про Мию, что я поняла — проще один раз показать, чем десять раз объяснять 😅
Поэтому записала для вас короткую видеоинструкцию.
В ней показываю:
💛 как открыть Мию;
💛 как правильно загрузить фотографию;
💛 что написать, чтобы получить действительно классные рекомендации;
💛 и как посмотреть, как выбранный образ будет выглядеть именно на вас.
Никакой магии. Буквально …
Мы с дочкой неделями спорили какую причёску и макияж сделать ей на выпускной. Я устала. Она устала. Муж устал слушать наши споры 🙈
Поэтому я сделала GPTs-стилиста Мию и отправила дочку к ней разбираться. Без споров, без листания Pinterest часами и без занудного "ну не знаааю"
Загружаешь свое фото, описываешь пожелания — и она:
💛 Подбирает образ по фото и пожеланиям
💛 Оценивает варианты которые уже присмотрела
💛 Пре…
💛💛💛💛💛
💛В Chat GPT или Nano Banana подгружаем несколько фото ребенка
💛Копируем промт 👇
Use the uploaded reference image as the ONLY face identity source.
Maximum identity fidelity.
Preserve exact facial structure, proportions, eyes, nose, lips and hairstyle.
No face alteration, no beautification, no age change.
Netflix-style cinematic graduation poster, realistic portrait of Russian school graduates walking confid…
💛💛💛💛💛
💛В Chat GPT или Nano Banana подгружаем несколько фото ребенка
💛Копируем промт 👇
Use the uploaded reference image as the ONLY face identity source.
Maximum identity fidelity.
Preserve exact facial structure, proportions, eyes, nose, lips, smile and hairstyle.
No face alteration, no beautification, no age change.
Keep authentic childlike innocence and natural age appearance.
adorable Russian kindergarten grad…
Мой безумный марафон под названием «Учебный год 2026» выходит на финишную прямую! 🏁
Дочка успешно сдала ОГЭ, Микита прошел стресс-тест и благополучно закончил 5-й класс, а Мишулик выпустился из садика!🔥
Можно потихоньку выдыхать и приводить нервы в порядок.
Режим «вечного аврала» подходит к концу..🙈
Но есть и малюююсенькая ложечка грусти в этой бочке…
У дочки не было последнего звонка 😔
А у сына в день выпускног…
3-й раз случайно удаляю сообщение 🙈
В общем, я в астрологии полный ноль, но натальную карту себе на всякий случай сделала 😅
Если захотите сделать такую себе, то внесите в промт свои данные (пол, имя, дату и место рождения) + свое фото и загрузите все это в ChatGpt
💛💛💛💛💛 👇
Создай чистую, современную инфографическую карточку «Натальная карта» для этого человека, используя загруженный портрет как центральный объект …
🇷🇺 Друзья, с Днём России!
Сегодня хочется пожелать нам всем не только мира, добра и благополучия, но и способности сохранять надежду даже тогда, когда жизнь подкидывает задачки со звёздочкой.
Мы живём в очень интересное время. Не простое, но интересное. Время, когда многое меняется быстрее, чем мы успеваем привыкнуть.
Когда постоянно приходится учиться новому, искать другие пути и иногда начинать заново.
Но несмот…
🔥Не ожидала, что нейросеть так точно разберёт наши отношения.
Честно говоря, запускала этот промт просто ради любопытства. Но получилось неожиданно интересно.
Я прогнала через него себя и мужа и вместо очередного астрологического предсказания получила вполне адекватный разбор.
Про характеры, сильные стороны и те моменты, из-за которых два человека могут либо здорово дополнять друг друга, либо регулярно наступать д…
👍7
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @Neyromamka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Есть среди нас те, кто увлекается натальными картами? 🔮
🔥Делала себе и было интересно.18%
🤔 Хотела бы попробовать29%
🙈 Не моя тема53%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 23 March 2026 to 4 July 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 October 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Нейромамка” (@Neyromamka), 264 subscribers as measured 2 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Neyromamka.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.