truth is always hidden, in regions out of the reach of cynicism

Channel
Waterside Prompt Institute
@NewVirginia
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
756subscribers
-13 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001159388290 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @NewVirginia |
| Created | 23 April 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/NewVirginia |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 86% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Oct 2026, 00:39 | 756 | +2 |
| 18 Sept 2026, 02:17 | 754 | -7 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 04:00 | 761 | -2 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 15:25 | 763 | -2 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 14:13 | 765 | -2 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 06:06 | 767 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:32 | 768 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 11:02 | 769 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 10:55 | 769 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 16 October 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
you say the oceans rising, like I give a shit you say the whole worlds ending, honey it already did
you muddy the waters to make it seem deep
we're totally in line on Syria we can do great things on Iran I do not understand what you are doing on Greenland
the supple, well-adjusted man is the one who has learned to hop into the meat-grinder while humming a hit-parade tune
He who told us, that our sins were the cause of our being overrun by enemies, told the truth; but they were not the sins he imagined
this was the vice for the sake of which they suppressed all other vices
few are the people in this world who know what is bad in those whom they love and good in those whom they hate
How could this happen in France, which gave the world Lagrange and Laplace, Cauchy and Poincaré, Leray and Thom
the sea is so wide and my boat is so small. please be good to me
since then, as philosophers prove, appearance tyrannizes over truth and is lord of happiness, to appearance I must devote myself.
Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @NewVirginia. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Waterside Prompt Institute” (@NewVirginia), 756 subscribers as measured 13 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/NewVirginia.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.