Wir tun selbstverständlich von unserer Seite alles, um diesen Übergriff zu beenden. Falls jemand von euch weiß, was da wirksam zu tun ist, bitte schreibt er hier. DANKE - Jwala und Karl
Signed Karl Gamper

Channel
@NeuLand_Funk
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2,576subscribers
-9 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001333712681 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @NeuLand_Funk |
| Created | 13 February 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/NeuLand_Funk |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 02:35 | 2,576 | -5 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 12:32 | 2,581 | -4 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 11:07 | 2,585 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 09:52 | 2,585 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 28 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 1 of 2 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 19 July 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (28 February 2026 – 19 July 2026) |
| Views total | 1,112 |
| Reactions total | 8 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Aug 2026, 16:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
354 reactions across 18 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 87.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 310 | 87.6% | |
| 🥰 | 14 | 3.95% | |
| 👍 | 9 | 2.54% | |
| 🔥 | 9 | 2.54% | |
| 🤔 | 7 | 1.98% | |
| 😢 | 4 | 1.13% | |
| 🤩 | 1 | 0.282% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 354reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 28 February 2026 to 19 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Wir tun selbstverständlich von unserer Seite alles, um diesen Übergriff zu beenden. Falls jemand von euch weiß, was da wirksam zu tun ist, bitte schreibt er hier. DANKE - Jwala und Karl
Signed Karl Gamper
𝗡𝗲𝘂𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗸 - 𝗝𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗮 𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿 pinned «Wichtig: Uns wurde gemeldet, dass einzelne Menschen Nachrichten erhalten, die angeblich in unserem Namen verschickt wurden und auf andere Kanäle oder Links verweisen. Bitte klickt keine unbekannten Links an und gebt niemals Codes oder Passwörter weiter.…»
Wichtig: Uns wurde gemeldet, dass einzelne Menschen Nachrichten erhalten, die angeblich in unserem Namen verschickt wurden und auf andere Kanäle oder Links verweisen. Bitte klickt keine unbekannten Links an und gebt niemals Codes oder Passwörter weiter. Wir verschicken keine persönlichen Nachrichten mit der Aufforderung, einem anderen Kanal beizutreten oder persönliche Daten einzugeben. Falls ihr eine solche Nach…
❤8
Signed Jwala Gamper
Niemals wieder wird das Maß der informellen Beschleunigung so langsam sein wie heute. Was dir heute schnell vorkommt, wird sich mit höchster Wahrscheinlichkeit morgen für dich langsam anfühlen 😉 im Verhältnis. Mein Tipp: Entspanne dich tief, lass dich fallen in die Veränderung von allem: Nimm jeden Widerstand heraus. Motto: "Entspannt im Hier und Jetzt".
❤33👍4🤔1
Signed Karl Gamper
Herzensgrüße vom Kraftplatz Claudiaschlössl, unserem NeuLand. Jwala 💋 und Karl 😎
❤11🥰10😢1
Signed Jwala Gamper
Wie oben - so unten. Wie innen - so außen. Wieder ein Portal, um die Illusion der Getrenntheit - für immer - zu verlassen. Dir und euch eine inspirierende Zeit. Jwala und Karl
❤13🔥4😢1
Signed Karl Gamper
☀️ Der Sommer darf leicht sein. Manchmal ist genau jetzt der richtige Moment, sich mit Dingen zu umgeben, die das Herz nähren und uns an das Wesentliche erinnern. Deshalb haben wir unsere Sommeraktion verlängert: 💛 Mit dem Gutscheincode SOMMER10 erhältst du bis 31. August 10 % auf das gesamte Sortiment. Und noch etwas möchten wir mit dir teilen: Viele unserer Lieblingsstücke entstehen aus altem Bauernleinen. Die…
❤8👍1
Signed Jwala Gamper
Wir haben gelernt, ständig in Bewegung zu sein und wundern uns, warum wir uns trotz Schlaf nicht wirklich erholt fühlen. Seit Jahren legen wir uns deshalb jeden Tag für mindestens sieben Minuten auf den harten Boden. Wir lassen vollständig los. Wir nennen diese Übung Shamatha-Liege. Shamatha lädt ein, für ein paar Minuten ganz im gegenwärtigen Augenblick zu ruhen und aus dieser Stille neue Kraft zu schöpfen. Schon …
❤43🔥2
Signed Jwala Gamper
Am Wochenende saßen wir mit rund 30 Menschen unter unserer Rotbuche. Es wurde gelacht, ausgetauscht, geschwiegen, gelauscht und erzählt. Niemand musste etwas darstellen. Niemand musste beeindrucken. Genau das hat uns berührt. Vielleicht ist echter Wohlstand heute nicht mehr, noch mehr zu besitzen. Vielleicht bedeutet Wohlstand, Menschen zu finden, bei denen wir einfach wir selbst sein dürfen. Wir glauben: genau do…
❤42🥰2🤔1
Signed Jwala Gamper
Diese Szene berührt mich, weil sie etwas Wesentliches über das Älterwerden zeigt. Die Jugend ist in Bewegung. Sie eilt, springt ins Wasser, handelt sofort. Und ich sitze am Ufer und beobachte. Genau darin liegt für mich ein Geschenk des Älterwerdens. Mit den Jahren entsteht Abstand. Nicht Distanz – Abstand. Ein Raum, aus dem das Leben klarer betrachtet werden kann. Die Dinge müssen nicht mehr sofort gelöst werden.…
❤47
Signed Jwala Gamper
Jemand wird still, distanziert oder kurz angebunden und es zieht dir sofort den Boden unter den Füßen weg. Du zweifelst nicht mal daran, dass es mit dir zu tun hat. Doch Freiheit beginnt dort, wo wir aufhören, jede Reaktion der Welt auf uns zu beziehen. Wir müssen nicht mehr jeden Kampf mitkämpfen. Nicht mehr jede Stimmung tragen und ertragen. Nicht mehr jede Projektion glauben. Und genau darin liegt eine große K…
❤40🥰1
Signed Jwala Gamper
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❤5🤔1
Signed Jwala Gamper
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @NeuLand_Funk. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,005,830 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“𝗡𝗲𝘂𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗸 - 𝗝𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗮 𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿” (@NeuLand_Funk), 2,576 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/NeuLand_Funk.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.