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Подвал Одинокого Самурая

@NeLubricum

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry

11,138subscribers

+612 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002081076608
TypeChannel
Username@NeLubricum
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live22 August 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 22 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/NeLubricum

Growth

10,51511,13810,826.57 August 2026 — 10,526 subscribers7 August 2026 — 10,526 subscribers9 August 2026 — 10,521 subscribers10 August 2026 — 10,515 subscribers11 August 2026 — 10,837 subscribers12 August 2026 — 10,836 subscribers14 August 2026 — 10,835 subscribers16 August 2026 — 10,834 subscribers17 August 2026 — 10,824 subscribers18 August 2026 — 10,821 subscribers21 August 2026 — 10,819 subscribers22 August 2026 — 11,138 subscribers7 August 202622 August 2026
12 measurements spanning 15 days, net +612. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 10,422–11,231 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
22 Aug 2026, 21:2711,138+319
21 Aug 2026, 12:5710,819-2
18 Aug 2026, 11:4310,821-3
17 Aug 2026, 11:5310,824-10
16 Aug 2026, 02:5710,834-1
14 Aug 2026, 15:5710,835-1
12 Aug 2026, 07:1510,836-1
11 Aug 2026, 06:3110,837+322
10 Aug 2026, 09:0110,515-6
9 Aug 2026, 11:3210,521-5
7 Aug 2026, 17:4610,526no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:3810,526first reading

Engagement

25 posts held, back to 22 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 26 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
42.3%
avg views ÷ 11,138 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,710
10 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.90%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
10
of 25 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 23 August 2026
Posts held25 (22 May 202623 August 2026)
Views total47,100
Reactions total893
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken23 Aug 2026, 18:19 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
196
Videos
8
Links
140

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 23 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
5m 01s
Average length
1m 00s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

2,284 reactions across 25 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
94041.2%
🔥66229.0%
🤡52222.9%
💩1607.01%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 25 of the 25 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,284reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 25 most recent posts we hold, published 22 May 2026 to 23 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

23 Aug 2026, 09:56 UTC≈3,860 views84 reactionsread 23 August 2026
Video

ABSOLUTE CINEMA🤩 Тайто Кубо сошел с ума🤪 иронично после предыдущего поста и выдает перфоманс буквальной каждой серией😱, добавляя новые сцены и переписывая сюжет🤩 Добавленный Банкай Ичиго, который не показали в манге - имба, спору нет🙄. Но Орихиме и новая сюжетка с ней это что-то с чем-то😳 Буквально лучшая женщина🙏. Ну вот, как вы знаете я и так шибко людей не сетую🤷‍♂️, но после просмотра таких серий на 99% девушек

58🔥15🤡10💩1

22 Aug 2026, 11:22 UTC≈2,510 views117 reactionsread 23 August 2026
Photo

Дамы и господа👋, вернулся из недельного трипа по поеданию всего и вся🤩 Что могу сказать, отдыхать, конечно, круто, путешествовать тоже, проводить время с товарищами тоже имба, да и каждый день кушать в новом мишленовском рестике💅, шлифуя вечерком все шашлычком или пиццкой с бураттой и мортаделлой под коктейли тоже 100/10🤩, вспомнил молодость, не иначе 🐱 Но скажу честно, глобально это канеш ничего не меняет, жизнь "бе

56🤡45🔥14💩2

16 Aug 2026, 17:17 UTC≈4,830 views110 reactionsread 23 August 2026
Video

Рубрика: Еженедельные спойлеры Блича🤩 Я хоть и подхайпливаю Блич🤭, но я рациональный человек, предыдущие серии из нового кура прикольные, но они крепкий норм👀, а эта пиздец какой-то, квинтэссенция эпика и фарм-ауры🔈, Банкай Зараки, сразу после него тру Банкай Тоширо и накрывают всё тру формой Ичиго, 20 минут пролетают как 5😱, а рисовка я того маму ебал, только идиот не поставит этой серии 10/10🌚 P.s. Фанаты Магички

62🔥36💩6🤡6

14 Aug 2026, 18:57 UTC≈5,360 views98 reactionsread 23 August 2026
Photo

Улетел в отпуск на неделю в Италию🔈 на вкусно кушинг, скоро вернусь ❤️

45🔥33🤡15💩5

10 Aug 2026, 14:20 UTC≈5,070 views76 reactionsread 23 August 2026
Video

Жаль, конечно, что таких девушек IRL не существует🤩 P.s. Я чет задумался, часто видосы попадаются, да и сам статистику посмотрел.🙄 Куда катится имя Марк?🚬 Раньше мое имя было элитарным, так сказать нишевым, а сейчас всякого умалишенного дауна называют Марком, нахуя, а главное зачем?😡 Для таких как вы придумали имя Макар, пользуйтесь.😼 При том по статистике имя Марк обогнало почти всех по трендовости, такими темпами

33🤡29🔥13💩1

7 Aug 2026, 13:21 UTC≈5,410 views80 reactionsread 23 August 2026

Ребята👋, не могу передать эмоциями и описать словами как заебала эта конченая жара😵, буквально ничего невозможно делать в дне, сварил блядские макароны поесть - весь в поту👻, сел за комп поработать - весь в поту😨, про зал, дорожку, сон и тд я вообще молчу, там 17 потов😮‍💨. Поэтому пока не регаю стримы, в трусах то сидеть напряжно, а в кимоно и шапке вообще ноу вей, в итоге ложусь в 6-8 утра кое как🚬, не потому что ре

🔥5217🤡9💩2

2 Aug 2026, 09:52 UTC≈5,570 views62 reactionsread 23 August 2026
Photo

Обещанный дневной стрим, погнали🤩 Активно проходим сюжеточку🤩

27🔥21🤡13💩1

1 Aug 2026, 12:33 UTC≈4,880 views89 reactionsread 23 August 2026
Photo

Из-за нереально ебанутой жары не могу долго уснуть по ночам😶, хотя устаю. Поплыл график дня, поэтому стримить с завтра активно начинаем🤭, поеду грудцепсы качать🤩, всем удачных выходных👀

🤡3633🔥14💩6

29 Jul 2026, 04:11 UTC≈4,640 views82 reactionsread 23 August 2026

Утренняя подруба🤩 гоу-гоу 🔈

37🤡22🔥18💩5

27 Jul 2026, 17:20 UTC≈4,970 views95 reactionsread 23 August 2026
Video

Ребята👋, не теряемся, я не пропал😳, просто работаю как мразота, завтра дадим стрим🤩, не скучайте, поел, норму бжу добрал, арбузяна уничтожил🤩, ахуеваю от колва нарезок с первой серии Блича в тик-токе😱, к слову, рекомендую к просмотру🤩 P.s. А фанатам Магички что могу сказать🙄, ну нахуй идите, что )0)0))🤩

63🔥21🤡9💩2

23 Jul 2026, 16:40 UTC≈5,330 views101 reactionsread 23 August 2026
Photo

Устроил небольшую загрузочку и хотел регать🤩, но успешно прилег на кроватку, ну и вы знаете как это бывает🙄, вентилятор так сладко дул, а я так сладко спал, поэтому стрим переносим на завтра, к обеду запустим🔈 P.s. Спасибо, что написали мне по-поводу розыгрыша🙏, модератор случайно удалил пост, за что был наказан и обратно заперт в подвал🌚, сегодня запощу заново🤩

🔥4437🤡14💩6

21 Jul 2026, 12:48 UTC≈4,150 views86 reactionsread 23 August 2026

Дамы и господа, сегодня вых🙄, ниче не успеваю, работка навалилась, только еду ебашить спину, а это дай бог под вечер освобожусь🤩, так что уже завтра продолжим Ассассина проходить 🤩 P.s. Ебанутая жара утомила, честно говоря😵

🤡4029🔥12💩5

Showing the 12 most recent of 25 posts we hold for @NeLubricum. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Подвал Одинокого Самурая” (@NeLubricum), 11,138 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/NeLubricum.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.