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Мыша ПИшет 🐭

@Mysha_pishet

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

1,583subscribers

-9 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001813489807
TypeChannel
Username@Mysha_pishet
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/Mysha_pishet

Growth

1,5831,5921,587.56 August 2026 — 1,592 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,592 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,591 subscribers12 August 2026 — 1,586 subscribers15 August 2026 — 1,583 subscribers6 August 202615 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 9 days, net -9. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,582–1,593 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 06:071,583-3
12 Aug 2026, 06:321,586-5
6 Aug 2026, 15:061,591-1
6 Aug 2026, 07:321,592no change
6 Aug 2026, 06:201,592first reading

Engagement

13 posts held, back to 25 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
23.8%
avg views ÷ 1,583 subscribers
Avg views / post
376
13 posts measured
Reaction rate
18.2%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
13
of 13 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held13 (25 July 20267 August 2026)
Views total4,889
Reactions total891
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Aug 2026, 17:58 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
57s
Average length
57s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

811 reactions across 12 posts, in 22 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
19824.4%
😁17821.9%
🔥10212.6%
❤‍🔥799.74%
🤣789.62%
👍425.18%
🤯283.45%
👏192.34%
🥰182.22%
😭151.85%
101.23%
🐳101.23%
🤔80.986%
😢70.863%
💯60.74%
😱50.617%
🕊20.247%
😍20.247%
👀10.123%
💔10.123%
2 further kinds20.247%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 891reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 25 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
8
across the posts below
Posts paid on
7
of 13 we hold a reading for · 54%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @Mysha_pishet. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 13 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 25 July 2026 to 7 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 12:00 UTC158 views49 reactionsread 7 August 2026

поругались с мужем на фоне расизма Он ел мороженое. Белое. А я черное. А потом тема зашла о жителях Африки. Связи вроде никакой, но мы ее нашли, как обычно. И тут я такая говорю: "Негры ... тра-та-та" А он такой: "Нельзя говорить негры! Это расизм!" А я ему: "Расизм — это когда плохо относишься к человеку из-за цвета его кожи. А я прекрасно отношусь к любому цвету кожи". Он: "Только черный может называть черного че

😁26🤣15❤‍🔥41🐳1👍1🤗1

6 Aug 2026, 06:19 UTC261 views57 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Первые звоночки появились два года назад. Я тогда предложила сестре встретиться в выходные, погулять, пива вишневого попить. Она отказалась, не объяснив причину. Бросила кратко «не получится». Вскоре я узнала, что по выходным у нее йога. Позже йога появилась еще и в будни. А дальше все развивалось слишком стремительно: фото с ногой на плече, стойка на руках, немыслимые петли из частей тела. Спрашиваю её: «На голов

25😁18👍8❤‍🔥3👏2🤮1

5 Aug 2026, 07:37 UTC306 views71 reactions1 Starread 7 August 2026

Хаотичные зарисовки из отпуска. Наскребла аж три штуки *** Идём мы такие под палящим солнцем с двумя пакетами еды. Рядом со свистом останавливается приора, парнишка из окна обращается к мужу: – Слушай, брат, бензин почти по нулям... – Я бы помог, но у меня тут помидоры, огурцы, окорочка всякие, – отвечает муж. – Да нет, ты не понял. У меня багажник не открывается, а там под завязку канистры с бензом. Ты высокий, рук

❤‍🔥29😁20👍16🤣4🕊2

4 Aug 2026, 15:27 UTC303 views49 reactions1 Starread 7 August 2026
Photo

Сериал "Паша" Не помню, где я о нем услышала, но меня зацепило название. Простое и короткое, а я такое люблю. Сюжет. Пока главный герой на протяжении 8 серий пытается найти ответ на вопрос "Кто я?", с ним происходит жизнь. И она очень крутая эта самая жизнь, если ее замечать. А еще она складывается из тысячи кусочков. Иногда кажется, что они не стыкуются, и они действительно не стыкуются. Но какое это имеет значени

❤‍🔥2412👍11💯2

3 Aug 2026, 07:04 UTC316 views26 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Репортаж с места событий

👏11🤔8😢7

3 Aug 2026, 07:01 UTC343 views58 reactions1 Starread 7 August 2026

Новости нашего городка (впрочем, в вашем городке могут быть точно такие же новости) Во дворе одного дома была яма на асфальте. Одна яма, две ямы, три и так далее. Чуть случался дождь — машины проваливались в эту бездну, пешеходы уходили с головой. Неприятно. По древнему преданию, перед тем как яму заасфальтировать, она должна настояться. Поэтому коммунальщики никуда не торопились. Выдерживали яму, доводя до нужной

🤯28😭156👏6👀1💔1💯1

2 Aug 2026, 06:20 UTC386 views68 reactions1 Starread 7 August 2026

На сегодня у меня был заготовлен большой пост. Но... Но на улице дождь, местами ливень. Встала в 8, чтобы в 10 быть на старте забега ко Дню железнодорожника. Впереди полтора километра позора и луж. Увидимся на финише. А потом купаться в фонтанах (раз уж мы совпали по датам с днём ВДВ).

27😁18🔥14❤‍🔥9

31 Jul 2026, 06:59 UTC461 views72 reactions1 Starread 7 August 2026
Photo

Далеко не каждая даже очень хорошая книга вызывает у тебя настолько сильные эмоции. "Овод" Этель Войнич как раз из таких. Читала ее в отпуске. Сижу такая, рыдаю на песочке. Море соленое, слезы соленые, а книга прекрасная. Пусть и написана она больше ста лет назад, но люди как были глупыми, так ими и остались. Не все, конечно... Муж вот у меня умный слишком. Застукала его с очищенной луковицей на кухне. Он ее к гла

🔥3319🤣12😁4💯3❤‍🔥1

30 Jul 2026, 07:19 UTC472 views100 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Я впервые посетила китайскую чайную церемонию. Взяла с собой за компанию сестру, она у меня как раз ничего не ест, только пьёт. Ей такое точно должно понравиться. Встретились вечером после работы. – Перекусим чего? – Да не, так пойдем. – Пешком? – Конечно. – Тут часа полтора идти. – Как раз пить захотим, а там чай. За 5 минут до начала жрать есть хотелось неимоверно. А сама церемония прошла прекрасно. Мы с сестрой

😁40🤣30🔥216😍2❤‍🔥1

29 Jul 2026, 07:38 UTC439 views72 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Пока меня 2 недели не было в Питере, произошло примерно следующее. Рядом с домом совершил не самую мягкую посадку самолёт, назовем его так в целях конспирации. Кроме того в районе началась новая волна замены асфальта, того самого асфальта, который меняли ровно год назад. Но, видимо, тот был не очень хорош, слишком светлый, поэтому кладут новый на тон темнее. Ещё за время моего отсутствия появились арбузы в магазина

39😁17🐳9❤‍🔥5🤣2

28 Jul 2026, 15:27 UTC408 views108 reactions2 Starsread 7 August 2026

Хочу сказать спасибо. И скажу Пусть звучит банально, но чувство благодарности к вам, дорогие читатели, живёт в душе моей уже давненько. На вас, кто всё ещё тут не смотря ни на что, кто читает, пишет комментарии, ставит реакции, и держится моя мотивация. Продолжаю вести этот канал все больше по инерции, за три года выработалась такая привычка. Да, нынче блогу "Мыша ПИшет" три года (точную дату не помню, пусть будет

58🔥26🥰18👍6

27 Jul 2026, 07:45 UTC476 views81 reactions1 Starread 7 August 2026

Про отпуск на берегу моря. Воспоминания. Жили мы в доме бывшего ФСБшника. А так как бывших ФСБшников не бывает, то все две недели нас окружали наимилейшие ребята из ФСБ, ФСО и адмирал какого-то там флота. Пишу об этом так спокойно, потому что уже вернулась домой и у меня есть минут 15, чтобы всё вам рассказать и податься в бега. История. В день финала ЧМ по футболу хозяин устроил во дворе праздник. Пили, ели, танц

😁35🤣1510🔥85😱5❤‍🔥3

Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @Mysha_pishet. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 261,846 of 1,480,975entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Мыша ПИшет 🐭” (@Mysha_pishet), 1,583 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Mysha_pishet.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.