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Министр НКВД

@Ministr_NKVD

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

14,596subscribers

+2,840 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001791897872
TypeChannel
Username@Ministr_NKVD
Created2 November 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live29 October 2026
Measurements held54
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 29 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/Ministr_NKVD

Topic

Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 58% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

11,65314,59613,124.56 August 2026 — 11,756 subscribers6 August 2026 — 11,753 subscribers7 August 2026 — 11,717 subscribers8 August 2026 — 11,795 subscribers9 August 2026 — 11,695 subscribers10 August 2026 — 11,880 subscribers11 August 2026 — 12,206 subscribers12 August 2026 — 11,653 subscribers14 August 2026 — 12,806 subscribers15 August 2026 — 12,786 subscribers16 August 2026 — 12,575 subscribers17 August 2026 — 12,526 subscribers18 August 2026 — 12,555 subscribers19 August 2026 — 12,835 subscribers20 August 2026 — 13,118 subscribers21 August 2026 — 13,222 subscribers22 August 2026 — 12,990 subscribers24 August 2026 — 13,200 subscribers25 August 2026 — 12,451 subscribers26 August 2026 — 12,471 subscribers27 August 2026 — 12,465 subscribers28 August 2026 — 12,456 subscribers29 August 2026 — 12,676 subscribers30 August 2026 — 12,636 subscribers31 August 2026 — 12,776 subscribers1 September 2026 — 13,084 subscribers2 September 2026 — 13,307 subscribers4 September 2026 — 12,485 subscribers6 September 2026 — 12,373 subscribers9 September 2026 — 12,844 subscribers12 September 2026 — 12,633 subscribers13 September 2026 — 12,688 subscribers15 September 2026 — 12,244 subscribers17 September 2026 — 12,385 subscribers27 September 2026 — 11,812 subscribers4 October 2026 — 11,802 subscribers9 October 2026 — 12,191 subscribers13 October 2026 — 12,710 subscribers14 October 2026 — 12,651 subscribers15 October 2026 — 12,611 subscribers16 October 2026 — 12,579 subscribers17 October 2026 — 14,025 subscribers18 October 2026 — 14,010 subscribers19 October 2026 — 14,003 subscribers20 October 2026 — 13,986 subscribers21 October 2026 — 13,974 subscribers22 October 2026 — 13,953 subscribers23 October 2026 — 13,935 subscribers24 October 2026 — 13,973 subscribers25 October 2026 — 13,988 subscribers26 October 2026 — 13,966 subscribers27 October 2026 — 14,026 subscribers28 October 2026 — 14,314 subscribers29 October 2026 — 14,596 subscribers6 August 202629 October 2026
54 measurements spanning 84 days, net +2,840. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,212–15,037 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 54
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
29 Oct 2026, 13:4814,596+282
28 Oct 2026, 10:4614,314+288
27 Oct 2026, 10:4414,026+60
26 Oct 2026, 13:4413,966-22
25 Oct 2026, 15:3113,988+15
24 Oct 2026, 14:0613,973+38
23 Oct 2026, 16:1513,935-18
22 Oct 2026, 15:2013,953-21
21 Oct 2026, 11:3013,974-12
20 Oct 2026, 11:0813,986-17
19 Oct 2026, 13:2714,003-7
18 Oct 2026, 11:4814,010-15
17 Oct 2026, 11:3914,025+1,446
16 Oct 2026, 13:0712,579-32
15 Oct 2026, 15:5512,611-40
14 Oct 2026, 18:1112,651-59
13 Oct 2026, 09:2112,710+519
9 Oct 2026, 08:1712,191+389
4 Oct 2026, 20:4111,802-10
27 Sept 2026, 10:1911,812first reading

Engagement

69 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 48 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 69 posts for this entry, the most recent from 2 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
6m 57s
Average length
1m 23s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Recent posts

2 Sept 2026, 08:03 UTC615 viewsread 2 September 2026
Video

Ну, как заправились? На видео Пенза😁🔥

1 Sept 2026, 16:35 UTC≈3,910 viewsread 2 September 2026
Photo

Россияне, а вы обратили внимание, как с кузовов и задних стекол авто пропали наклейки «Z», «V» и пафосные лозунги про «повторим»? Что случилось-то? Энтузиазм угас или доходить что-то начало?

1 Sept 2026, 13:01 UTC≈6,280 viewsread 2 September 2026

​Самая скрепная газета нашей духовной Россиюшки. Для всей семьи!

1 Sept 2026, 07:57 UTC≈6,310 viewsread 2 September 2026
Photo

Лавров наконец-то честно описал реальный уровень российской внешней политики. На вопрос журналистов, как так получилось, что у Кремля из союзников остались только Северная Корея и Иран, министр на полном серьезе ответил, а чем плохая компания? И правда, потрясающие партнеры. Один новый друг уже полвека строит концлагеря и угрожает миру ядерным ударом, второй вешает людей на автокранах и собирает дроны из запчастей д…

31 Aug 2026, 17:03 UTC≈6,390 viewsread 2 September 2026

​🇺🇸 250-летняя эволюция американских президентов😁🤦‍♂️

31 Aug 2026, 08:03 UTC≈6,400 viewsread 2 September 2026

​Арктическая коалиция решила ответить Путлеру на его бредни о медведях и касатках:

30 Aug 2026, 08:03 UTC≈6,780 viewsread 2 September 2026

​Надо бы запретить в РФ и ChatGPT — этот ресурс утверждает, что рост Путина без «пынеходов» составляет 152 см🤣

29 Aug 2026, 16:55 UTC≈6,690 viewsread 2 September 2026

​Бурков был конечно гений. Часто пересматриваю фильмы с этим талантливым актёром и великим человеком.

29 Aug 2026, 13:03 UTC≈6,600 viewsread 2 September 2026
Video

Потрясающая аллегория всего, что происходит с Россией. В последнее годы ещё и страшная война добавилась.

29 Aug 2026, 07:55 UTC≈1,340 viewsread 2 September 2026
Photo

В сети вспомнили, сколько продукты стоили в 2012 году: килограмм курятины в «Пятёрочке» — 67 рублей, килограмм форели — 79 рублей, а бутылка испанского вина — всего 139 рублей. 18 декабря 2014 на пресс-конференции Путин скажет: Через два года всё будет хорошо. Потерпите

28 Aug 2026, 08:55 UTC≈6,990 viewsread 2 September 2026

​То, что я много лет пытаюсь донести своим ватным соседям. Увы, безуспешно...

Showing the 12 most recent of 69 posts we hold for @Ministr_NKVD. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Министр НКВД” (@Ministr_NKVD), 14,596 subscribers as measured 29 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Ministr_NKVD.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.