Яйца не пиздят
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Channel
@MilasCafe001
On this record: Previous handles · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
160subscribers
-3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002557400481 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @MilasCafe001 |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 22 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 22 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/MilasCafe001 |
@MilasCafe001 was previously reachable at this handle, before switching to its current one. This says nothing about who or what answers at the old handle today — only that this channel no longer does.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 22 Aug 2026, 19:26 | 160 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 15:23 | 161 | -2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 16:32 | 163 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:36 | 163 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 27 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
54 reactions across 9 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5357309890249391690 | 15 | 27.8% | |
| custom 5323777302453059731 | 13 | 24.1% | |
| custom 5323729473697248492 | 8 | 14.8% | |
| custom 5323597841539564513 | 6 | 11.1% | |
| custom 5323314335043320056 | 5 | 9.26% | |
| custom 5323416031278955056 | 3 | 5.56% | |
| custom 5323419394238349283 | 2 | 3.70% | |
| custom 5326068955268283619 | 2 | 3.70% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 54 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 27 April 2026 to 8 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Яйца не пиздят
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Signed ೀM⃨₁₁₁𝒍ꪎ˙ ₊ #Gv4Z #143
Я вам сука слово даю, она сама на нет нажала. 🤫 #evko
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Signed Ева Мнишек #143 #Vi8ZEN
Мб вернуться в гачу и снова подняться?
Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Signed ೀM⃨₁₁₁𝒍ꪎ˙ ₊ #Gv4Z #143
Ох чорт у меня истерика Все мои друзья ссыкло и не хотят со мной даже на пятиэтажку залезть… Если кто-то живет в Саратове — я буду счастлива с вами погулять. Ну а так ждите от меня дроп какой-нибудь фигни
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Signed ೀM⃨₁₁₁𝒍ꪎ˙ ₊ #Gv4Z #143
Добрый день,подписота. Вы наверно уже знаете,что я пропадаю и ничего не выкладываю. И,я словила себя на мысли,что гача - моя эра пока подошла к концу. Спасибо всем кто со мной был,я знаю,что у меня тут есть олды,друзья. Канал удалять я не буду,а оставлю здесь в основе свое творчество,жизнь,сталкерство,руфинг,ну и тт. На следующей неделе я начну полноценно вести канал,но может гача здесь будет присутствовать (дух) …
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Signed ೀM⃨₁₁₁𝒍ꪎ˙ ₊ #Gv4Z #143
合 . 🥛 ┄ 🍚 ㅉ ❕ . Ꮺ ° . ⊹ ୨ ♡ ୧ 𝘼 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩🎐 ࿐ ₊ Ком: Небольшая пикчо, накидайте реакций, буду чаще посты делать. — админ: #евко @Evko646 писать только по поводу заказов. — прайс https://t.me/viviv343/19
Signed Ева Мнишек #143 #Vi8ZEN
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Signed Ева Мнишек #143 #Vi8ZEN
СУКА Я СЕДАЛАЛА🥰 Всех с прошедшим 9 мая. Я сейчас гнию в кроватке,вчера блевать бегала. Реакции?
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Signed ೀM⃨₁₁₁𝒍ꪎ˙ ₊ #Gv4Z #143
合 . 🥛 ┄ 🍚 ㅉ ❕ . Ꮺ ° . ⊹ ୨ ♡ ୧ 𝘼 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩🎐 ࿐ ₊ Ком: Ладно, я признаю, я реально скучаю по нему. Я весь вечер проплакала по этой теме. — админ: #евко @Evko646 писать только по поводу заказов. — прайс https://t.me/viviv343/19
Signed Ева/Яна цист #143 #Vi8ZEN
合 . 🥛 ┄ 🍚 ㅉ ❕ . Ꮺ ° . ⊹ ୨ ♡ ୧ 𝘼 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩🎐 ࿐ ₊ Ком: После перерыва сложно че либо делать, так и без према.. — админ: #евко @Evko646 писать только по поводу заказов. — прайс https://t.me/viviv343/19
Signed Ева/Яна цист #143 #Vi8ZEN
Делаем сегодня розыгрыш на него? Да — реакции.
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И да. Всех с первым мая.
Signed ೀM⃨₁₁₁𝒍ꪎ˙ ₊ #Gv4Z #143
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @MilasCafe001. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Мб вернуться в гачу и снова подняться?
Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 27 April 2026 to 8 July 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
@MilasCafe001 named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
We ourselves saw each of these resolve to a real page at some point before it went vacant — a genuine, evidenced change, not an inference from absence.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Зᴀᴋуᴄᴏчнᴀя Ꮇиᴧы.” (@MilasCafe001), 160 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/MilasCafe001.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.