Когда ты на Пути, всё происходит само собой. Но когда ты на Пути? Только тогда, когда все происходит само собой.
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Channel
@MassagePetrissage
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
194subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001448200469 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @MassagePetrissage |
| Created | Between 1 April 2019 and 31 October 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 31 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 31 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/MassagePetrissage |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 23:07 | 194 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 11:49 | 193 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:22 | 193 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 19 September 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
460 reactions across 20 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 152 | 33.0% | |
| 👍 | 122 | 26.5% | |
| 🔥 | 71 | 15.4% | |
| ❤🔥 | 28 | 6.09% | |
| 💯 | 22 | 4.78% | |
| 🎄 | 20 | 4.35% | |
| 😁 | 16 | 3.48% | |
| custom 5235728802142759605 | 9 | 1.96% | |
| ✍ | 4 | 0.87% | |
| 🫡 | 4 | 0.87% | |
| 😱 | 3 | 0.652% | |
| 👀 | 2 | 0.435% | |
| 👌 | 2 | 0.435% | |
| 😎 | 2 | 0.435% | |
| 💊 | 1 | 0.217% | |
| 😍 | 1 | 0.217% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 0.217% |
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 460 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 19 September 2024 to 1 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Когда ты на Пути, всё происходит само собой. Но когда ты на Пути? Только тогда, когда все происходит само собой.
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Если не знаешь, как быть, попробуй не дышать. Осознание необходимого приходит сразу.
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Красота требует жертв? При ношении каблуков стопа находится в подошвенном сгибании: носок внизу, пятка поднята вверх. Центр тяжести смещён, тело подаётся вперёд, а поясница компенсирует нагрузку лордозом; таз подаётся вперёд, и походка становится более пружинистой с коротким шагом. Мышцы голени (икроножная и камбаловидная), а также ахиллово сухожилие находятся в укороченном и напряжённом состоянии. Ударная волна п…
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В курсе, что для того, чтобы жить и радоваться, нужно всего две вещи? Открыта запись на массаж в Июле. t.me/ArtemOstashev
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Миру не интересны твои желания. А вот что ты можешь предложить, он бы послушал.
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Дыхание. Часть I. Человек способен находиться в состоянии голода довольно долгое время, чуть меньше — без воды, и от минуты — без дыхания. 10 000 литров кислорода и порядка 25 000 вдохов в сутки нужно человеку. Объемы хорошие, учитывая, что мы особо и не участвуем в этих делах. Система полностью автономна и потребляет только тот объем, который может отдать. Воздух поступает через нос, фильтруясь, увлажняясь и с…
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С помощью дверей можно проходить сквозь стены. Массаж поможет это делать плавнее и осознаннее.
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Ни на что не жалуйся, Ничем таким не балуйся.
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Четыре мышцы для лёгкости тела и ясности ума. — надостная — подостная — малая круглая — подлопаточная Работа с мышцами вращательной манжеты плеча помогает снять напряжение в шейно-воротниковой зоне, улучшить кровоснабжение и лимфоотток тканей. Это способствует уменьшению отёчности лица, а также повышает подвижность рук и расслабляет мышцы грудного отдела. Курс рекомендуется для улучшения общего самочувствия и проф…
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Неизвестно, какое следующее слово ты произнесешь. Прекрасная возможность ощутить настоящий момент.
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И будьте здоровы!
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«Больному и несчастному человеку массаж нужен, а здоровому и счастливому - просто необходим» 📍Тихвин, Советская 66 Запись в личку Тг: @ArtemOstashev
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @MassagePetrissage. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Массажный кабинет” (@MassagePetrissage), 194 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/MassagePetrissage.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.