" J'ai pris la dans vie dans mes bras, je l'ai serré si fort, je lui ai cassé le dos... " 🔥
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Channel
@LaFDJeets
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
216subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002613729096 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @LaFDJeets |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/LaFDJeets |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 24 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 79% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Oct 2026, 20:20 | 216 | -1 |
| 1 Oct 2026, 01:39 | 217 | +1 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 00:54 | 216 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 10:48 | 215 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:06 | 215 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
101 reactions across 19 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 32 | 31.7% | |
| 👍 | 16 | 15.8% | |
| ❤ | 9 | 8.91% | |
| 🥰 | 8 | 7.92% | |
| 👏 | 7 | 6.93% | |
| 🔥 | 5 | 4.95% | |
| 😱 | 5 | 4.95% | |
| 👌 | 4 | 3.96% | |
| 😭 | 4 | 3.96% | |
| 🤣 | 4 | 3.96% | |
| 👀 | 3 | 2.97% | |
| 😢 | 1 | 0.99% | |
| 🤝 | 1 | 0.99% | |
| 🥴 | 1 | 0.99% | |
| 🫡 | 1 | 0.99% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 101 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
" J'ai pris la dans vie dans mes bras, je l'ai serré si fort, je lui ai cassé le dos... " 🔥
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9.2 i 😁
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https://x.com/vibhu/status/2085584375857725500 Désastreuse la comm, plus de pumpfun plus de solana, ça se résume à ça solana 😂
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LA FRANÇAISE DES JEETS pinned «Il a tapé les 10M le token du launchpad, par contre derrière, ça suit pas trop, à part le butthole pair « Pre-IPO ANTHROPIC », et beaucoup de pump and dump sûrement organisés par la team pour buzzer. Je ne sais pas ce que vous en pensez, mais ça devient n’importe…»
Il a tapé les 10M le token du launchpad, par contre derrière, ça suit pas trop, à part le butthole pair « Pre-IPO ANTHROPIC », et beaucoup de pump and dump sûrement organisés par la team pour buzzer. Je ne sais pas ce que vous en pensez, mais ça devient n’importe quoi, le nombre de launchpads sur toutes les chains… 😭 On a plus de launchpads que de runners. 😁 Ils sont obligés de lancer leur token et de le push pour …
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Tic, tac...
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Dans 2 ans
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Avec toutes les dingueries qu'il a faites, ce fou, faut s'attendre à une méga correction, voire un KRACH dans tous les secteurs avant ou juste après la fin de son mandat... 🙄
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Son principal partenaire c'était crypto.com... RIP 😂
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Je sais pas si vous avez vu la news aujourd’hui, mais Astra le prochain modele d'open AI, serait dispo uniquement en test pour les abonnés de Truth Social pendant un an… Il tient aussi Scam Altman par les c***illes 😂
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Pile poil à mi mandat, il sent le vent tourner... bon débarras !!! (même si j'y crois pas vraiment 😁)
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @LaFDJeets. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“LA FRANÇAISE DES JEETS” (@LaFDJeets), 216 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/LaFDJeets.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.