【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-28 【老师艺名】:七七 【老师飞机】:@qiqicc165 【学生昵称】:abc爱abc 【学生飞机】:@abc_love_abc 【人照评分】:9 【颜值评分】:9 【身材评分】:9 【服务评分】:8.5 【态度评分】:8.5 【环境评分】:8.5 【综合评分】:8.75 【过程描述】:妹子应该今天才到,公寓还需要登记,还好混进入了,说是明天会换不需要登记的,见面妹子淡妆,9分真人,照片带点美颜,小嫩妹,小短裙,大长腿,身材苗条,就是有点严肃,不爱笑,脱衣胸比较大,腹部平坦,皮肤白滑,只有kiss,舔胸舔蛋蛋,口活还可以,妹子不能躺着口,我就没有69,进入水量还可以,整根插入妹子反应有点大,会抓我手臂给我反馈,女上也行,但不怎么会,后入腰细撞屁股特别爽,感觉妹子最喜欢传教士,最后还是给了小舌头传教士发射,总体来说,颜值新嫩妹,会的不多,态度还可以,不会…
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Channel
深圳·极乐报告[極樂門]
@Jilebaogao
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
8,190subscribers
+906 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003233402884 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Jilebaogao |
| Created | Between 1 October 2025 and 31 January 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 2 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 10 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 2 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Jilebaogao |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Sept 2026, 05:13 | 8,190 | -90 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 21:04 | 8,280 | -189 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 16:23 | 8,469 | -167 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 18:57 | 8,636 | -301 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 20:17 | 8,937 | +3,028 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 16:57 | 5,909 | -111 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 03:17 | 6,020 | -51 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 09:22 | 6,071 | -1,213 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:16 | 7,284 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:07 | 7,284 | first reading |
Engagement
47 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 21 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 44.5%
- avg views ÷ 8,190 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 3,640
- 37 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.014%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 37
- of 47 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 2 of 37 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 47 (1 August 2026 – 28 August 2026) |
| Views total | 134,780 |
| Reactions total | 1 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 28 Aug 2026, 17:17 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
2 reactions across 2 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 2 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 3 of the 47 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 47 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-28 【老师艺名】:甜甜 【老师飞机】:@tiantainu 【学生昵称】:HaHa 【学生飞机】:@hahaha7777 【人照评分】:9 【颜值评分】:9 【身材评分】:9 【服务评分】:10 【态度评分】:10 【环境评分】:9 【综合评分】:9.33 【过程描述】:甜甜老师态度超级好,刚进门就是拥抱,然后很贴心的递水。坐在沙发上很主动的过来抱在一起,开始抱在一起🐍,双手也开始上下调情抚摸。然后一起去洗澡,洗澡过程中,甜甜老师很温柔的打沐浴液,认真冲洗,洗完后还有水中萧,小👅很舒服,然后擦洗干净就去房间,老师主动换了jk+白丝,视觉效果拉满了。在床上缠绵,69,深h,总之很投入也很爽。之后老师温柔的戴上☔,坐了上来,开始摇摇车,很舒服差一点没忍住,后来换到女下,一边做一边说着骚话呻吟,视觉听觉效果拉满,最后紧紧抱住老师发射,很满足。完事后老师也没有催…
【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-27 【老师艺名】:雨彤 【老师飞机】:@SZlingling7 【学生昵称】:宝安 学生会会长 【学生飞机】:@laonavip 【人照评分】:10 【颜值评分】:10 【身材评分】:10 【服务评分】:10 【态度评分】:10 【环境评分】:10 【综合评分】:10 【过程描述】:最近好久没有出击了听到雨彤回来了瞬间让我血脉膨胀,赶紧约上合适的时间静待时间的到来想想鸡鸡都硬硬棒棒啦。现在这个时期课室位置安全真的很重要环境又好,由于几个月不见了,见面先拉着她聊了一会儿不会觉得那么唐突。然后再手牵手的去洗白白,洗澡时涂点沐浴露用她的大奶子给你做奶滑,两个小奶头在你后背和胸前游走这感觉无法用文字描述,然后再用胸给你的小老二来上一顿马杀鸡,冲干净后再水中萧猛猛的口深喉差点就交代了,赶紧求饶要求转移阵地。我躺在床上雨桐开始了蛇滑全身,然后各种口小老二深喉舔蛋蛋吸…
【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-27 【老师艺名】:小舞 【老师飞机】:@sznsxw 【学生昵称】:雪花Eazen (累了) 【学生飞机】:@Eazen0220 【人照评分】:10 【颜值评分】:9 【身材评分】:10 【服务评分】:8 【态度评分】:9.5 【环境评分】:8 【综合评分】:9.08 【过程描述】:青涩女大感觉,人照无差别,身材类似我最爱的九头身,腿长,而且胸大,下面毛还很少就一小撮,站直的时候户型还微微突出,忍不住在浴室里面蹭了蹭,洗完之后躺床上,口技稍显生疏但没齿感,下面是一线天户型,洞口里面层叠层,会有吸吮感。稍微欠缺点反馈,非常值得一去 【优点描述】:身材上佳,颜值无差 【缺点描述】:皮肤稍干,反馈少了点
【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-25 【老师艺名】:木子 【老师飞机】:@muziyy2 【学生昵称】:韩(代冲会员)韩 【学生飞机】:@Hanhanzhenbang 【人照评分】:9 【颜值评分】:10 【身材评分】:10 【服务评分】:10 【态度评分】:10 【环境评分】:10 【综合评分】:9.83 【过程描述】:初识 木子在刚来电报的时候就相识了,奈何没抢到半价一直没机会去,拖着拖着就差不多就一个月了,中间老师还休息了几天。 三次艰难的相约 约课有点阻碍不过还是如愿以偿的今天约到课了,在10天前跟老师约了课程准备出发跟老师相约见一面,奈何当天不知道那个大屌把木子桩伤了,木子发信息跟我说可能要改天了,可是我第二天有事要出差几天,就相约下次,木子老师回来了我还在外面就没有约说,终于还是在今天上午跟木子约好了今天的课程。 漫长的等待 时间难耐一直在等牛马下班,快下班的时候还被恶心了一…
【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-25 【老师艺名】:莹莹 【老师飞机】:@Yingying7897 【学生昵称】:林狗 【学生飞机】:@lingou777 【人照评分】:9 【颜值评分】:9 【身材评分】:10 【服务评分】:10 【态度评分】:10 【环境评分】:10 【综合评分】:9.67 【过程描述】:非常幸运中了莹莹老师的半价券,约好了时间上门,这次的出击体验是近期做过最棒的一次了。 老师的胸很白,可以看到静脉那种,也很挺拔,摸上去手感特别棒,上面点缀着两个粉色小樱桃,洗澡的时候就忍不住舔了上去。洗完上床有选衣服环节,我先来,从上亲到下面,老师比较敏感,亲到胸,腰部,大腿内侧都有反应,最后忍不住舔了老师的13,下面干净无异味,舔了一会儿老师的水就流出来了,呻吟的声音也越来越勾人。 换老师来,口得非常舒服,又时间久,叽叽真的像棍子一样硬了,得到老师同意后,忍不住用小…
【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-24 【老师艺名】:梓菡 【老师飞机】:@zixin221 【学生昵称】:基德 【学生飞机】:@jidejide1 【人照评分】:9.5 【颜值评分】:9 【身材评分】:9.5 【服务评分】:9 【态度评分】:10 【环境评分】:9.5 【综合评分】:9.42 【过程描述】:好几个ly推荐的老师,肯定要一探究竟。南油著名景点上楼,推门进入老师在沙发上等候,一条热裤配一件露腰小T恤,笑嘻嘻看着我。青春气息扑面而来,老师真人比照片好看很多,照片拍的太老气了,真人看着二十出头。拿鞋递水,很热情不冷场,脸上总是笑嘻嘻的一直不停聊天,我一边聊一边小手不老实,顺着老师露出的小蛮腰就慢慢往上探索,老师也很配合,熊一只手刚好,皮肤光滑小乳头很精致。老师看我已经支起帐篷提议先洗澡,洗澡也很细致不敷衍,一边洗还一边大蟒🐍一边调情,差点在浴室就想把她办了。擦干上床,老师趴过来🐍…
【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-24 【老师艺名】:小八 【老师飞机】:@xb080415 【学生昵称】:廿三 【学生飞机】:@ersan03 【人照评分】:9.5 【颜值评分】:9 【身材评分】:9 【服务评分】:8.5 【态度评分】:9 【环境评分】:8.5 【综合评分】:8.92 【过程描述】:约定好了到位置遥控上楼,位置挺好找的,老师给留了门,推门进去只见一个笑眯眯的女孩裹着浴巾坐在床上,人照一致的,和频道里的一样,小八说她等我的时候已经洗过了,特意强调说等会做完再帮我洗,这点挺好的,也十分能理解。 由于我每次出击都会洗好澡再去,所以就简单洗了一下,躺床上,小八解开浴巾,很有料,胸型挺好看的。很紧致的触感。 这个胸型应该会有蛮多男的都喜欢的,躺好小八开始服务,一碗水端平,两边的胸部都舔了一会,一路向下,开始口,口的时候还蛮舒服的。服务生疏了点,但胜在认真。 戴上小雨伞,小八躺着很…
【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-24 【老师艺名】:鹿瑶 【老师飞机】:@luyao603 【学生昵称】:羊村你懒哥 【学生飞机】:@njzyb_o 【人照评分】:10 【颜值评分】:10 【身材评分】:9 【服务评分】:10 【态度评分】:10 【环境评分】:10 【综合评分】:9.83 【过程描述】:鹿瑶身高170.身形修长匀称.眉眼自带一点像是混血的精致感.五官立体舒服.是人群里一眼就会注意到的女孩子.很出众.皮肤黄白皮.性格也很好.很温柔不敷衍会留意你的状态轻声关心.我想我会一直怀念这个下午.. 【优点描述】:温柔漂亮 【缺点描述】:无明显缺点
【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-24 【老师艺名】:点点 【老师飞机】:@xiaodian2007 【学生昵称】:浅灰(即将用新号 @qianhuih) 【学生飞机】:@qianhuil 【人照评分】:9 【颜值评分】:9 【身材评分】:9 【服务评分】:7 【态度评分】:9 【环境评分】:8 【综合评分】:8.5 【过程描述】:无聊的周末,闷热的天气,混混欲睡了的,约点点妹妹纯属意外,是因为另外一个老师,到了约定的时间,还没睡醒,小小的罚站了10分钟,果断转到下一站。 来到南山某个课室,见到点点妹妹,小巧的脸庞,看着甚是可爱,不过点点妹妹最近上火,长了痘痘,素颜开课了。打了招呼,交了水费,一起洗澡,妹妹性格挺好的,还帮忙擦干身体的水。 点点不会过多的前戏,直接口鸡鸡,一直口小心翼翼的,躺着口累了,再站起来让点点妹妹继续口,懂女上,吊感十分棒,女上了好几分,把自己都弄累了。换我121…
【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-24 【老师艺名】:糖糖 【老师飞机】:@EJ333X3 【学生昵称】:🐸🐸叫(随缘中奖版) 【学生飞机】:@zzz751213 【人照评分】:9 【颜值评分】:9 【身材评分】:8.5 【服务评分】:9 【态度评分】:9 【环境评分】:8.5 【综合评分】:8.83 【过程描述】:初见糖糖已是二个月前,一种邻家小女孩的感觉。时隔多日,再次见到糖糖,已经焕然一新了,比以前更好看,更妩媚动人,一举一动更加牵扯着我的心。 还是那个熟悉的房间,见到糖糖,和糖糖聊了会近况,寒暄了一小会后,就脱衣服去洗澡了。虽然没有陪洗,也是很贴心的在浴室门口拿条一次性毛巾等着我。聊着我们初见时的样子,没想到她还记得,我很开心。 洗完身体擦干后,我先去床上等待着糖糖的到来,还是熟悉的那张床,唯一不同的是,床的旁边多了一些新的衣服,糖糖让我选一套我喜欢的衣服让她穿上,我从里面选了套学…
【极乐报告】 【极乐导航】:@jlmvip 【评价时间】:2026-08-22 【老师艺名】:桃夭夭 【老师飞机】:@taoyysz 【学生昵称】:浅灰(即将用新号 @qianhuih) 【学生飞机】:@qianhuil 【人照评分】:9 【颜值评分】:9 【身材评分】:9 【服务评分】:8 【态度评分】:9 【环境评分】:8.5 【综合评分】:8.75 【过程描述】:桃夭夭妹妹,是表哥介绍的,跟着表哥走,准没错,一看就是我喜欢的类型,下班赶紧过去,虽说龙华较远,无碍。 初见夭夭妹妹,果然嫩出水,坐到沙发旁边休息休息,他奶奶的,龙华的课室离地铁站太远了。和妹妹闲聊,好一会才去洗白白。 来到床上,也不知道为啥,夭夭妹妹性格特别好,也爱聊天,跟她谈起 还有QQ农场偷菜,充钱加肥料,还有一些趣事,仿佛一对朋友般,特别开心了。夭夭:来吧,我们开始。乖乖躺下,众所周知嫩妹与服务不搭边。开始就给我口鸡鸡,看着小二弟被缓缓温暖的口腔包裹,…
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Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 1,540,983 of 1,629,535 entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“深圳·极乐报告[極樂門]” (@Jilebaogao), 8,190 subscribers as measured 2 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Jilebaogao.
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