Gaming — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 1 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 64% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
3 measurements spanning 53 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 15–16 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
29 Sept 2026, 10:55
16
+1
11 Aug 2026, 23:16
15
no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:52
15
first reading
Engagement
12 posts held, back to 18 November 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 November 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
8s
Average length
8s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
19 reactions across 5 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
7
36.8%
🤣
5
26.3%
🔥
2
10.5%
😁
2
10.5%
🦄
2
10.5%
💘
1
5.26%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 5 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 19 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 18 November 2025 to 23 November 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
I just went ahead and bought 100 Stars for our Blum page, on top of the 15 stars that other chads in the community had given us.
We're on our way back to the top! You'd almost think it WASN'T all ogre now!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Я только что купил 100 звёзд для нашей страницы Blum в дополнение к 15 звёздам, которые нам поставили другие участники сообщества.
Мы возвращаемся на вершину! Теперь можно…
Do you like Shrek? We sure do, that's why we're streaming Shrek 2 in our swamp, available for anyone to come and join!
Make some popcorn, grab a friend (or make one when you join the tg)
We figure why not watch the 2nd greatest movie ever since it's all $OGRE anyways?
Pretty successful launch if I say so myself. We made it through the classic Russian fud wave that comes a couple hours after launch, still looking pretty solid. Buybacks will be occurring at some point, until then, I hope y'all like to Netflix + shill because we're throwing in Shrek 2 and going fucking crazy, baby!
>be me
>watching TON charts die in real time
>think crypto’s cooked
>open /biz/
>see the green face
>“it’s all ogre now”
>soul leaves body
>shrek appears
>not here to save me
>here to witness the dump
>i accept my fate
>become one with the swamp
>$OGRE rises
>devotion.exe loading
>shrek is love shrek is life
$OGRE will be relaunching — the issues we experienced at launch, with DeDust/Uranus completely inhibited our ability to capitalize on the pre-launch and launch hype.
The Uranus launchpad still doesn't include a projects social links at launch, as well as it took between 1-3 hours for our token to even go live due to service interruptions similar to what we're experiencing at this very moment.
We are hoping for $OGR…
this SNAFU with launch has left us without our socials on the CA!
You can find them here:
X - https://x.com/itsOgreOnTON
CA - EQAOTYvzuC9ykZzJU6IxFGk-815BbSOlV8nzXxM3NXRRHNSL
TG - https://t.me/itsogreonton
yo yo, anon, is this shit all ogre? Are we heading to zero? who knows, gotta take advantage of every opportunity that we have, $OGRE could be your last chance. 💊
are you gonna carpe the diem? 😐
Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @ItsOgreOnTON. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“it's all $OGRE now... Portal” (@ItsOgreOnTON), 16 subscribers as measured 29 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ItsOgreOnTON.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.