27 Jul 2025, 09:00 UTC≈7,380 views140 reactionsread 13 August 2026 Photo
⚠️ Watch out, it’s TGE time.
🐮 Damn, we’ve gone full bull mode!
🌞 Nothing better than a little refreshment in this heat.
🍸 Here’s your recipe for the ultimate summer REKTini TGEtini:
-100 ml of loyal community
-Half a glass of active market makers
-1 spoon of exchange deals
-A twist of lime, a splash of liquidity — to taste
🥂 And here we go!
📈 Listing: here
📜 Token contract address: here
💎 But let’s be real — y…
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25 Jul 2025, 18:14 UTC≈5,480 views51 reactionsread 13 August 2026 🥁 Drumroll please!
🌌 We’re getting really close to the biggest hamster-style drop since the Arbitrum Manna from Heaven. But let’s clear a few things up:
💧 We won’t be adding all the liquidity at launch (trust me, kid — it’s best practice). Only a portion goes in at first. That’s super bullish — if you know, you know.
🪙 The rest of the liquidity — along with your donations — will be used for buybacks (grabbing toke…
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27 Jun 2025, 11:07 UTC≈5,940 views84 reactionsread 13 August 2026 Photo
🤑 Hey you, hustler! You out here all alone?
📚 With the rekt drop coming up, it’s time to revisit the essential crypto glossary!
🧠 Let’s refresh the basics:
– Connect your wallet
– Sign the transaction
– You are not eligible Claim
📊 We’ve finally calculated your droperiano, and you’ll be able to claim it soon!
🫂 I’m sure the solid Hamsterdam community won’t rush to race for the order book — they’ll stake it all i…
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27 May 2025, 17:32 UTC≈7,870 views115 reactionsread 13 August 2026 Photo
🤓 What I tried instead of playing Hamsterdam:
😠 Biting my nails
🌻 Cracking sunflower seeds
🎲 Gambling in real life
🤷♂️ None of it worked!
🚀 For all you highly addicted gamblers like me, the world is rebooting!
💰 We’re still counting your final drop and prepping the listing (YOU ARE ALL PRE RICH), but meanwhile, you can have fun playing from scratch.
Now that you’ve got experience, try not to mess it up!
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18 May 2025, 13:10 UTC≈8,050 views181 reactionsread 13 August 2026 Photo
[INT. ABANDONED HANGAR — MORNING]
A BEAM OF LIGHT BREAKS THROUGH THE RUSTED ROOF.
A HAMSTER STANDS ALONE IN THE EMPTY SPACE, STARING AT THE GROUND.
IN THE DISTANCE, THE RUMBLE OF THE CEO HORDE GROWS LOUDER — THEY’RE COMING.
HE LIFTS HIS HEAD. SPEAKS LIKE A WARRIOR BEFORE HIS FINAL BATTLE.
HAMSTER (CALMLY):
I am the Hamster.
The last one standing.
Son of a shaved father.
Grandson of a shaved grandfather.
And now — h…
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15 May 2025, 14:55 UTC≈5,680 views91 reactionsread 13 August 2026 Photo
⏰ Tick-tock, tick-tock…
One last hamster’s on the block.
(⌨️ No time to write about the 7th billion hamsters — every second spent posting is a second lost farming in Hamsterdam.)
🇪🇸 For our team, the word ecosystem actually means something. I don’t usually go all poetic, but if you’re getting an EXIT — this might be the first time in history when holding free tokens (or even buying more) actually makes sense. It’s …
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21 Apr 2025, 13:42 UTC≈7,290 views94 reactionsread 13 August 2026 Photo
✍️ Dear diary, once again, I’ve bet everything I have.
As of today, I’m quitting all my jobs to fully dedicate myself to hamster farming in Hamsterdam.
No more distractions. No more nonsense.
Today, we crossed the 6 BILLION HAMSTER mark.
Pretty sure I’ll be making real money soon and finally stop going to therapy. 👩⚕️
ONLY 2 BILLION 😎 LEFT UNTIL THE END OF THE GAME.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS NEXT?
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6 Apr 2025, 09:45 UTC≈8,010 views73 reactionsread 13 August 2026 Photo
🪣 Some people see the number 5 billion as sacred—full of deep, personal meaning.
Najib Razak — stole nearly $5B from Malaysia’s 1MDB fund.
Nicolás Maduro — over $5B vanished from Venezuela’s PDVSA under his watch.
Benon Sevan — oversaw the UN’s Oil-for-Food program, where $5B in humanitarian aid mysteriously disappeared.
👑 Meanwhile, we’ve mined 5 billion hamsters! If that’s not a miracle, what is? I bet the next 3…
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5 Apr 2025, 12:01 UTC≈6,610 views36 reactionsread 13 August 2026 Photo
✨ It’s a magical day in Hamsterdam,
Airboxes fall like golden jam.
Set your alarm, don’t miss the sky —
This ain’t a game, it’s hamster-high!
⏰ At 12, at 15, and 18 UTC,
You’ve got a chance to rise and be free.
I won’t forget — and neither should you.
Smart hamsters know just what to do!
🍺 Airboxes all weekend long — don’t miss a drop!
🫡 Promise: me and ChatGPT will polish the rhyme next time
Go
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26 Mar 2025, 15:55 UTC≈7,070 views59 reactionsread 13 August 2026 Photo
🧠 It’s been a while (never?) since we played “Guess the fake news”!
🎯 The rules are simple, but you’ll need full focus. Let’s go:
🤥 Christopher Nolan heard about trader Homakha’s inverted signals and invited him to star in the new movie “Tenet 2.”
🤥 The Ethereum Foundation proposed treating Ethereum holders’ depression with a mix of pilates and fecal transplants.
🤥 American scientists discovered: the more a Bitco…
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8 Mar 2025, 12:30 UTC≈8,830 views95 reactionsread 13 August 2026 Photo
💐 Dear, beloved, wonderful, and enchanting women!
From the bottom of our hearts, we congratulate you on this beautiful spring holiday!
May you always be loved and continue to brighten the world with your smiles!
🎁 This festive weekend, we’re gifting Airboxes to you and your luckless gamblers devoted partners!
Don’t forget to log into your favorite game at 12:00, 14:00, 16:00, and 18:00 UTC.
🐹 Now, here are some fun…
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4 Mar 2025, 11:50 UTC≈8,200 views66 reactionsread 13 August 2026 Photo
🪂 You don’t have Airboxes! With us, you have Airboxes. Without us, you don't have them!
🎁 Grab your Airboxes all day long today at 12:00, 15:00, and 18:00 UTC.
🫡 hObama gave you sheets. We give you Airboxes!
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