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HM Intelligence Updates

@HMIntelligence

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2,716subscribers

-28 since we began measuring on 13 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002453410123
TypeChannel
Username@HMIntelligence
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded13 August 2026
Last confirmed live2 November 2026
Measurements held19
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 2 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/HMIntelligence

Topic

International news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 15 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

2,7162,7462,73113 August 2026 — 2,744 subscribers13 August 2026 — 2,744 subscribers14 August 2026 — 2,743 subscribers17 August 2026 — 2,744 subscribers24 August 2026 — 2,737 subscribers27 August 2026 — 2,740 subscribers30 August 2026 — 2,738 subscribers2 September 2026 — 2,739 subscribers8 September 2026 — 2,731 subscribers27 September 2026 — 2,746 subscribers5 October 2026 — 2,729 subscribers11 October 2026 — 2,728 subscribers15 October 2026 — 2,726 subscribers18 October 2026 — 2,724 subscribers21 October 2026 — 2,721 subscribers24 October 2026 — 2,722 subscribers27 October 2026 — 2,717 subscribers30 October 2026 — 2,718 subscribers2 November 2026 — 2,716 subscribers13 August 20262 November 2026
19 measurements spanning 81 days, net -28. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,712–2,751 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
2 Nov 2026, 10:292,716-2
30 Oct 2026, 12:302,718+1
27 Oct 2026, 12:452,717-5
24 Oct 2026, 02:192,722+1
21 Oct 2026, 09:392,721-3
18 Oct 2026, 07:262,724-2
15 Oct 2026, 08:392,726-2
11 Oct 2026, 22:412,728-1
5 Oct 2026, 11:402,729-17
27 Sept 2026, 13:152,746+15
8 Sept 2026, 11:172,731-8
2 Sept 2026, 20:492,739+1
30 Aug 2026, 19:442,738-2
27 Aug 2026, 23:112,740+3
24 Aug 2026, 16:032,737-7
17 Aug 2026, 19:272,744+1
14 Aug 2026, 14:252,743-1
13 Aug 2026, 08:452,744no change
13 Aug 2026, 08:342,744first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
5m 24s
Average length
23s

Measured directly from 14 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

47 reactions across 11 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 17.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🏆817.0%
🔥714.9%
👍612.8%
🤣510.6%
🎉48.51%
💩36.38%
😁36.38%
🤡36.38%
❤24.26%
🍓24.26%
🤮24.26%
🙏12.13%
🫡12.13%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 47 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 13 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

13 Aug 2026, 07:28 UTC40 viewsread 13 August 2026
Video

Another day another Wildberries strike 🤙 Three drone strikes in a row at the Wildberries warehouse in Bashkortostan. #hm #hmintelligence

13 Aug 2026, 07:25 UTC41 viewsread 13 August 2026
Video

Yesterday, Ukraine's Defense Forces struck the Russian naval base in Novorossiysk, the main remaining base of the Black Sea Fleet, more than 300 km from the front line. The strike used Palianytsia jet powered drones, Neptune missiles, and maritime unmanned systems, hitting air defense positions, piers, and port infrastructure. #hm #hmintelligence

12 Aug 2026, 07:41 UTC172 views2 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Voronezh Wildberries distribution hub..... Oh no nevermind 😂 #hm #hmintelligence

🍓2

11 Aug 2026, 18:53 UTC241 views3 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Absolutely diabolical footage from a Russian mobile air defense group trying to intercept a low flying Ukrainian middle strike drone passing overhead. #hm #hmintelligence

🤡3

11 Aug 2026, 10:23 UTC272 viewsread 13 August 2026
Video

Watch soldiers of the 2nd Mechanized Battalion, Ukrainian 3rd Assault Brigade, strip and reassemble an AK in this oddly satisfying ASMR clip #hm #hmintelligence

9 Aug 2026, 21:19 UTC327 viewsread 13 August 2026

Find out who the best European intelligence agencies are 🤙🤙

9 Aug 2026, 15:42 UTC331 views6 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

A Russian embassy worker in Canada has a strange new part of his job, popping Ukrainian flag balloons that keep showing up outside. The diplomat, 34, has been identified as the man methodically destroying them with a needle, day after day, as the balloons keep appearing. #hm #hmintelligence

💩3😁3

8 Aug 2026, 18:05 UTC336 views1 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Forests in Ukraine's Vovchansk district, in the Kharkiv region, are now covered in fibre optic cables discarded by Russian FPV drones. The material does not break down naturally, is damaging the forest environment, and is creating deadly traps for wildlife. #hm #hmintelligence

🙏1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @HMIntelligence. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“HM Intelligence Updates” (@HMIntelligence), 2,716 subscribers as measured 2 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/HMIntelligence.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.