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800神教出击报告

@H800CJBG

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8,677subscribers

+10 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002487127957
TypeChannel
Username@H800CJBG
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/H800CJBG

Growth

8,6638,6778,6706 August 2026 — 8,667 subscribers7 August 2026 — 8,663 subscribers11 August 2026 — 8,665 subscribers14 August 2026 — 8,677 subscribers6 August 202614 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 7 days, net +10. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,661–8,679 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 06:398,677+12
11 Aug 2026, 00:218,665+2
7 Aug 2026, 19:348,663-4
6 Aug 2026, 20:178,667first reading

Engagement

27 posts held, back to 19 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 14 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
21.5%
avg views ÷ 8,677 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,870
27 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.051%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
27
of 27 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 17 of 27 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held27 (19 July 202612 August 2026)
Views total50,397
Reactions total19
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 16:05 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

19 reactions across 14 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 94.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
1894.7%
💩15.26%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 27 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 19reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 27 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 06:18 UTC280 viewsread 12 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:山鸡 出击时间:2026.8.11 老师花名:#雯宝 地理位置:#深圳#宝安 上课支出: 800p 颜值身材: 人照合一,身材均匀无赘肉,🐻很大手感很好,是我喜欢的嫩妹类型 服务内容:三件套+🐍69 JK制服 出击体验:进门见到雯宝老师,嫩妹型,脸上带着点婴儿肥,皮肤也很白,小巧可爱。简单的聊了几句,付了水费,老师领我去洗澡,有一次性的毛巾,老师非常仔细,洗完澡来到老师床上,老师开始也很主动,一抱着摸了两下屁股,手一摸脸嘴巴就亲了过来,🐍很投入,然后口的时候非常舒服,没有齿感,忍不住的来了一个69,没有异味,舔起来很过瘾,带上套,先来个女上,开始摇起来,老师小穴很紧,叫的差点让我交抢,立马换传教士直接到底,看着老师享受的样子,让我更兴奋了起来,立马狂抽起来,把老师抽的叫个不停,感觉上了高潮,那叫声让人感觉又刺激又快活,换了几个姿势出了货。老师很配合,不

12 Aug 2026, 06:17 UTC346 viewsread 12 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:123選手 出击时间:8-11 老师花名:#草莓 地理位置:#南山区 上课支出:700 颜值身材:人照9,很好看,身材勻稱 服务内容:課表 小视频 出击体验:看到妹子開課,提前預約了,對了之前朋友推薦的。教室位置好找,課室乾淨整潔。進門有礦泉水準備,很貼心,沐浴全程幫洗,無需自己動手,值得衝,身材不錯,口活兒很贊,無齒感。進入正題,先體會一下老師的女上位,整體不錯,還拍了小視頻,但是由於體力問題不夠持久。接着換我進攻,掰着老師的腿傳教士輸出,傳教士也拍了小視頻,時而揉着酥胸,又換了後入,也拍了小視頻,撞擊着肉臀很是舒服,沒幾下便繳械投降。總體來說物有所值。會返的 优点缺点:配合度很高, 联系方式:值得2刷 推荐程度:/满分10.0分 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹

8 Aug 2026, 16:42 UTC968 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名xxxx 出击时间:8.8 老师花名:#柔柔 地理位置:#龙华区#大致区域 上课支出:600 颜值身材:9 服务内容:课表上的都有 出击体验:下午2点多🈷️上老师赶过去,到老师家楼下联系老师,老师遥控上门,一进门看到老师很是可爱,马上交水费,聊了几句我们就开始洗澡,老师帮洗,洗完澡上床等待老师服务,老师一上床就开始给我舔🐻,从上往下给我口,老师口活还是不错的,没有齿感,舔完受不了戴上tt,开始跟老师深入交流,前后左右都来了一遍,最后再后入缴械投降🏳️。 优点缺点:没有缺点 联系方式:@naj730 推荐程度:9/满分10.0分 群收录评级:9

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8 Aug 2026, 10:58 UTC≈3,310 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:假面骑士ZZZ 出击时间:8.8 老师花名:#小野猫抓龙筋 地理位置:#宇宙中心 上课支出:800p-续榜 颜值身材:🐉里面好看的,好看里面的最会抓🐉 服务内容:抓🐉 出击体验:中了保养半价,趁着有时间赶紧来看下,这里交通方便,老师课室明亮,干净卫生,服务一流,进门之后,很热情的给我递水,一点都没有害羞的感觉,聊天没有陌生感,洗完澡之后,上工作室开始服务,这个脸,恩比泰国老师傅有欲望多了,马上举旗以示敬意,老师手法非常专业,🐉筋三起三落,有泰国专业9成,按完之后,一飞冲天,不夸张,下次会再返,不愧是良心老师。 优点缺点:保养完浑身舒畅 联系方式:@manman16898 推荐程度:8.5/满分10.0分比返 群收录评级:必反 (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收;

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8 Aug 2026, 08:40 UTC935 viewsread 12 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:十一 出击时间:8.7 老师花名:#小八 地理位置:#南山 上课支出:工兵p 颜值身材:9 服务内容:嫩妹xcz 出击体验:爽,真人比美颜好看多了,短发很好看,小小个子,脸和嘴巴嫩嫩的,声音也挺好听,做的时候小小声的嗯嗯嗯,胸超乎意料的大,又圆又大,真正的瘦底大波,胸前和侧腰有攻速符文,无伤大雅,胸上的符文+大波+细腰真是一番美景,可惜妹妹不会女上,可惜了这好身材 妹子做爱很配合,换了好几个姿势,逼紧水还多,做爱反馈明显,能感受到下面的收缩,还能听到下面明显的水声,紧是真的紧,夹起来更紧了,还很耐桩,口技还有些生疏,但也够用,妹子性格也很大方,舒服了 胸真的大大大,又大又挺,完美胸型,600p嫩妹小菩萨 优点缺点:瘦底大波,紧逼水多嫩,攻速符文,耐桩 联系方式:@xb080415 推荐程度:9.5/满分10.0分 群收录评级: 五星 (提交报告需要提供

7 Aug 2026, 14:25 UTC994 viewsread 12 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:牛牛 出击时间:8.7 老师花名: 龙华优优 地理位置:龙华北站 上课支出:1100 颜值身材: 丰满 服务内容:课表 出击体验:优优是很漂亮小姐姐,真实本人与照片差距不大,一眼看到那两个胸就让人血脉偾张,精致漂亮的脸蛋配上那股成熟妩媚的气质,简直勾魂夺魄。 口活一流,湿热柔软的舌头包裹着,技巧娴熟又卖力,让人爽到头皮发麻。她穿上那套制服诱惑直接拉满,性感得让人瞬间硬到爆炸。各种姿势都极其配合,浪叫着主动迎合,腰肢扭得又骚又软,极具魅力。可惜唯一遗憾的是经不起猛烈冲刺,没法尽兴地用力狠干她那紧致湿滑的小穴。不过整体来说值得一试。 优点缺点:胸大臀翘 联系方式:@xiaomeng789 推荐程度:9.5 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声

7 Aug 2026, 07:46 UTC944 viewsread 12 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名: voo 出击时间: 8.7 老师花名:微微 地理位置:南山 上课支出: 850p 颜值身材: 好看 嫩 服务内容: 服务到位,很贴心,我有什么要求基本都满足 出击体验: 上等 优点缺点: 缺陷皮肤有点黄 联系方式: @sznsww 推荐程度:/满分10.0分 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击有风险,来都来了需谨慎。

5 Aug 2026, 02:23 UTC≈1,240 viewsread 12 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:9527 出击时间:7.30 老师花名:#书瑜 地理位置:#福田区 上课支出:8p-工兵券 颜值身材:160+,颜值8.1分 服务内容:课表 出击体验:半价工兵探路,车停附近走路过去,真人高挑,脸比较大,扎起头发比较可爱,老师说话温柔可爱,帮忙洗澡擦干,然后开始服务,活该可以,然后我开始操盘,老师皮肤很好,一碰就知道是年轻的躯体,🐻手感好,大概b,挑逗一翻开始穿衣戴帽,456结束,冒着大雨来,冒着大雨走。 优点缺点:基本都可以 联系方式: @szshuyu04 推荐程度:8.3/满分10.0分 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击有风险,来都来了需谨慎。

3 Aug 2026, 12:23 UTC≈2,220 views0 reactionsread 12 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:剁椒鱼头 出击时间:中午 老师花名:#甜玖 地理位置:#深圳#南山 上课支出:700p 颜值身材:一只手很难抓满的奶子和面容俊俏的小妹妹,身材匀称 服务内容:洗吹做 出击体验:快一年半了想死甜玖了,真的是收藏了很久的宝藏老师,身材服务都很棒,而且屌感最棒了日起来的很紧致,最有特色就是那一对诱人的奶子撞一下晃一下,传教士完事,后入屁股又大又圆,321出货。口活也可以,舔的小头痒痒的。女友感很强,每次都让我有种谈恋爱的幻觉 优点缺点:屌感好,身材好,女友感很强。抽烟不是什么大缺点 联系方式:@baoantianjiu123 推荐程度:10/满分10.0分 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;

2 Aug 2026, 09:02 UTC≈2,860 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

https://t.me/CAT800fx 工兵留名:DDSY 出击时间:8月2日 老师花名:# 杨果 地理位置:# 龙华 上课支出:600 颜值身材: 9分 服务内容:一条龙 出击体验: 龙华星河城附近,房间干净整洁舒适,大吃一惊,真人挺漂亮的,一双迷人大眼睛,陪洗仔细认真,AB面洗得干净,洗完后老师换上蕾丝性感内衣,身材非常顶级,奶子饱满挺拔,奶子非常敏感、69爽歪歪,老师技术超赞坐在在我身上差点被秒,换了几个姿势还是很快就射了。身材顶级9分,服务比较拉9分。颜值9分。 优点:服务一流,情绪价值拉满 缺点:无 推荐程度:9/满分10.0分; 联系方式:@yanggou999

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1 Aug 2026, 15:57 UTC≈1,480 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:吟诗300 出击时间:8.1 老师花名:#小逸 地理位置:#南山区 上课支出:450/1P半价券 颜值身材:160,颜值8.5分,10分像 服务内容:课表 xcz 出击体验:半价工兵探路,位置很便利,老师很年轻,真人比照片还瘦,新人嫩妹老师会的不多,不过整体配合度非常高,提的正常要求都能配合,说话很温柔,服务意识很好,会返。 优点缺点: 联系方式: @xiaoyils2008 推荐程度:9分/满分10.0分 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击有风险,来都来了需谨慎。

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1 Aug 2026, 08:54 UTC≈1,440 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:十八岁 没人爱 出击时间:8.1 老师花名:#小鱼 地理位置:#福田 上课支出:880p(工兵卷) 颜值身材:人照一致,皮肤雪白,整体不胖不瘦刚刚好 服务内容:见课表 出击体验:好久之前就有其他群友好评推荐了,这次运气不错,让我抽到了半价,那肯定要亲自探一下,然后约好时间到地铁了倾盆大雨呀,忘记带伞了,只能打车过去,但是也拖了点时间,老师也能理解,到地方后,第一眼,老师好好看呀,人照一致,说话细软,主动递水。我也不多寒暄,付好水费,脱衣一起去洗澡,试水温的时候会询问你的感受,然后就开始打湿然后抹上沐浴露细致的从脖子洗到脚踝,特别温柔仔细。不过看老师习惯跟课室环境就能知道,老师特别讲卫生。接着稍微冲一下水,她就开始往自己身上抹沐浴露,贴在你身上开始漫游胸推,滑溜溜的挺好玩的,也会慢慢蹲下用奶子稍微乳交一下。有AV浴室play那味道了,接着转过身开始用屁股

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Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“800神教出击报告” (@H800CJBG), 8,677 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/H800CJBG.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.