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华强来吃瓜

@Gemini5pro

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791subscribers

+85 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003923307261
TypeChannel
Username@Gemini5pro
CreatedBetween 1 April 2026 and 24 April 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live9 October 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 9 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/Gemini5pro

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 47% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

706791748.57 August 2026 — 706 subscribers8 August 2026 — 706 subscribers15 August 2026 — 718 subscribers23 August 2026 — 742 subscribers30 August 2026 — 752 subscribers8 September 2026 — 771 subscribers15 September 2026 — 791 subscribers29 September 2026 — 788 subscribers9 October 2026 — 791 subscribers7 August 20269 October 2026
9 measurements spanning 63 days, net +85. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 693–804 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Oct 2026, 08:56791+3
29 Sept 2026, 16:36788-3
15 Sept 2026, 01:01791+20
8 Sept 2026, 10:57771+19
30 Aug 2026, 13:04752+10
23 Aug 2026, 08:59742+24
15 Aug 2026, 06:12718+12
8 Aug 2026, 02:18706no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:37706first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 24 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

25 reactions across 7 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤25100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 25 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 24 April 2026 to 14 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

14 Jun 2026, 07:19 UTC≈1,720 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026

大四新手 vs 职业崩姐:血泪翻车实录 老哥大四纯新人,看群里老哥们天天“得吃”吃得眉飞色舞,心一痒也下场了。想着找个同城小妹,简单!结果发布两天播放7w+,私信刷刷来。 其中一个唱歌动物视频的妹子(未露脸)最对味,聊天贼顺,顺利加V、发自拍。一看:大长腿+戳中审美,当场原地兴奋!谈好同居方案:一个月5k,分周付。第一周直接1k起步。 妹子说在四川玩,房费没了让老哥代付,我还视频验了身份证,觉得稳,痛快转了。下午又来美团代付吃饭,老哥心想“房费都出了,这点小钱……”咬牙又付。 第三天给她买车票,商量见面给现金(说要给爷爷)。老哥傻乎乎答应第一次见面给2k。妹子来了那天请假去接,她大波浪+香香软软+嗲嗲的,看得老哥直咽口水。 结果全程崩盘模式启动: 急着带她去医院检查,她路上就要1k现金“给朋友带烟”。 晚上回酒店不让碰,说没洗澡、手有汗。 第二天睡到下午四点多还不洗澡,说太累。 晚上直接说家里打电话,明天必须走,要立刻把剩下1k…

❤6

Signed Gemini

31 May 2026, 14:56 UTC≈2,810 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026

😂 秦总九九八十一难之真假小处女! 话说咱们秦总,五月份直接在河南上演了一出“假处女仙人跳”大戏。妹子包装得那叫一个清纯无敌,结果事后秒变“受害者”,反手就是一个强奸举报。秦总当场被请去局子里喝了两天茶,出来后脸色都绿了,估计到现在还怀疑人生。 更骚的是,四月初他跑去昆明“出差破处”,据说精准命中目标,内射一条龙服务干得那叫一个酣畅淋漓。结果5月1号劳动节,姑娘喜提“喜讯”——怀孕了!秦总当时高冷操作:已读不回,直接当空气处理。 没想到啊没想到,前几天中考体检一波暴雷!小姑娘的秘密藏不住了,家里直接炸锅,妹妹哭着喊着要自杀。昆明警方一个电话打过来:“秦总,麻烦您再飞一趟,我们聊聊。” 秦总现在的人生状态总结: 河南:被假处女坑,拘留2天 ✅ 昆明:真处女中奖,怀孕+妹妹自杀危机 ✅ 目前:河南昆明两头跑,成了移动式瓜王 秦总这波操作,堪称2026年“最会玩”的企业家代表——白天谈生意,晚上谈人生,半夜谈派出所。 兄弟们,出行破防…

❤2

Signed Gemini

25 May 2026, 11:14 UTC≈2,850 viewsread 8 August 2026

最新预告:某老哥出击wcn怀孕,去医院d胎被上报,老哥目前正在紧张刺激的进行battle!

Signed Gemini

24 May 2026, 15:13 UTC≈2,740 views0 reactionsread 8 August 2026

前情提要:秒男金猪跳单狗🐶 雄心勃勃地杀进了夜场,瞄准了那位著名的龅牙妹。第一次上手,成了! 技术上算是勉强及格……但硬件出了点问题——鸡鸡小到连射都没射出来,就跟机关枪卡壳了一样,干打雷不下雨。 完事儿之后,这哥们儿脑子转得飞快,立马给金丝雀(中介)发消息: “我没睡她!真的没睡!” 成功跳单,中介费直接省了。 跑牙妹这边更惨: 体检花了三百多,结果金主大哥大手一挥,甩了520就当结账了。 意思是:哥们儿给你个520的爱情,你给我个三级残废的服务,咱们两清! 当天晚上,金丝雀一查发现不对劲——龅牙妹已经被睡过了! 当场在群里原地爆炸,怒喷这个金主不讲武德。 结果这位金主大哥,操作堪称教科书级别: 直接删号跑路,人间蒸发,留下一地鸡毛和一个没射出来的传说。 这波操作,硬件不行,软件更不行,最骚的是人品直接清零。 既当了嫖客,又当了骗子,最后还当了逃兵…… 属于把渣男三件套一次性集齐的顶级选手! 龅牙妹估计现在看到520都要PTS…

Signed Gemini

24 May 2026, 14:58 UTC≈2,430 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026

1171争议事件二番战! 买家视角:买家这两三天约了两三个都没成,怨气大的很(第一次人不对版,是个龅牙,第二次自己聊聊到亲表妹交给家人处置,第三次就是这次),这妹子迟到四小时,又不提前买票(妹妹怕买了不报就没提前买,倒也正常),买家就花了300给人打车(没买到又着急见,买家出打车钱了),到了还不配合测四项(其实扎了六根手指,但没出血,买家也是处,第一次做四项不太了解),于是夺门而出,放弃了花400开的房自己回寝室,把酒店留给妹子了,自然脾气大就在群里撒怨气 聊手视角:妹妹前几天都发了测试报告了,还有身份证照片(有没有发给买家我不知道),刚加上买家微信,妹妹第一时间就说了不在武汉市区在孝感(周五上学,四点才下课,化妆什么的也得花不少时间。忘记看当天车票了才让买家打的车,信息写的是周末有空,如果周五晚上不算在周末的话也不算虚假宣传了),当时也没异议,现在觉得妹妹没有配合做四项(买家视角已解释),撒怨气的时候多少有点觉得妹妹是有病心…

❤4

Signed Gemini

3 May 2026, 16:31 UTC≈3,070 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026

秦总偶遇换头术,拼尽全力无法战胜——秦总小县城约炮翻车:照骗+前台表姐+共享单车狂逃! 秦总这次又手痒,在狗疑难杂症哥那里约了个小县城妹妹,说是照片甜美、身材火辣。他心花怒放,直接在当地开了间酒店,洗白白躺在床上等着开大餐。 结果妹妹一推门进来,秦总直接从天堂掉进地狱:真人又黑又壮,脸比照片胖两圈,身材走的是“农村喂猪专业户”路线,看一眼就彻底软了,下都下不去。 秦总强忍着尴尬,客气地说:“妹子,咱今天状态不好,你还是先回去吧……” 更刺激的来了!妹妹刚到酒店大堂,就被前台小姐姐当场认出,一顿臭骂直接赶了出去——原来前台是她表姐! 秦总在房间里听到动静,吓得裤子都来不及穿好,脑子里瞬间闪过“七大姑八大姨提刀砍人”的血腥画面。上次奔驰已经被泥头车干成废铁,这次可不能再送人头了! 于是他果断抄起共享单车,骑上就跑!那一刻风声呼啸、汗水飞溅,骑得那叫一个惊险刺激,堪比曼岛TT摩托大赛现场版!一路狂飙,边骑边喊: “老子这辈子再也不相信…

❤6

Signed Gemini

3 May 2026, 16:07 UTC≈2,290 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026

替身使者之老汉换秦总: 秦总新勾搭上一个甜妹,聊得火热,就把她转手介绍给了老兄弟张老汉,美其名曰“资源共享”。 张老汉一听有这好事,当场激动得血压飙升,立马打车冲到酒店,订了最贵的行政大床房,洗得干干净净、喷满香水,准备大干一场。 见面后,老汉刚说两句话,妹妹眉头一皱:“等等,你声音怎么跟秦总语音和照片里不一样?人设也对不上!” 老汉瞬间社死,支支吾吾只好坦白:“其实……我是替秦总来的,他今天有事……” 妹妹脸色一变,直接冷笑:“替身?不好意思,我不玩这个。”当场把老汉轰了出去。 老汉灰溜溜地逃出酒店,酒店钱、打车钱、香水钱全打了水漂,心疼得直抽抽。 更扎心的是,没过两天,妹妹居然主动回头找秦总,深情款款地说: “我还是喜欢你,宁愿免费跟你睡,也不跟那个老替身!” 秦总乐得合不拢嘴,老汉得知后当场原地心梗: 我花钱出力当司机,你白嫖还被嫌弃??? 这波啊,这波叫“替身使者血亏本,女主只爱原装货”!😂😂😂 老汉因此患上第一人称PT

❤4

Signed Gemini

28 Apr 2026, 15:56 UTC≈2,550 viewsread 8 August 2026

赠送鸭哥一首打油诗: 精虫上脑接回小野猫, 第一周干到鸡鸡冒烟烧。 第二周她就不想走, 他吓得赶紧喊分手。 兔子死,姨妈来, 安全下车笑开怀。 人走后,床空空, 肾虚心也空, 爽完最心虚啊老铁!😂

Signed Gemini

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @Gemini5pro. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“华强来吃瓜” (@Gemini5pro), 791 subscribers as measured 9 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Gemini5pro.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.