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Expired Ananas 🍍

@Expired_ananas_channel

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101subscribers

-6 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002010531147
TypeChannel
Username@Expired_ananas_channel
Created29 November 2023 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live3 October 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 3 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/Expired_ananas_channel

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 27 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1011071047 August 2026 — 107 subscribers9 August 2026 — 107 subscribers16 August 2026 — 106 subscribers8 September 2026 — 105 subscribers17 September 2026 — 101 subscribers7 August 202617 September 2026
5 measurements spanning 41 days, net -6. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 100–108 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 11:19101-4
8 Sept 2026, 13:36105-1
16 Aug 2026, 15:28106-1
9 Aug 2026, 08:30107no change
7 Aug 2026, 13:43107first reading

Engagement

11 posts held, back to 29 November 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 30 April 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

66 reactions across 10 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😨66100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 66 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 29 November 2023 to 30 April 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

4 Apr 2025, 04:06 UTC209 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Nothing is happening.

😨7

Signed Expired Ananas

29 Mar 2025, 09:44 UTC239 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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ᴅᴀʏ 5: ɪᴛ ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ I didn’t touch it. I swear I didn’t. But when I woke up, the pineapple wasn’t where I left it. It was closer. Right next to me. Watching. I would’ve thought I kicked it in my sleep, but no. The floor was clean, undisturbed. It didn’t roll. It moved. On its own. I stared at it for minutes. The glow inside its cracks pulsed like a heartbeat. Then, just when I was about to look away… it shifted. Only…

😨7

Signed Expired Ananas

28 Mar 2025, 09:53 UTC184 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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ᴅᴀʏ 4: ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪɴᴇᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ I didn’t sleep last night. Not because I didn’t want to—but because something wouldn’t let me. Every time I closed my eyes, I heard it. A whisper. Faint, but clear. Coming from the pineapple. At first, I thought I imagined it. But then, at 3:33 AM, it spoke again. Louder this time. You were never supposed to wake up. I dropped it. Stepped back. But it didn’t stop. The humming turned in…

😨7

Signed Expired Ananas

28 Mar 2025, 09:37 UTC120 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026

You were never supposed to wake up. - Expired Ananas

😨5

Signed Expired Ananas

28 Mar 2025, 09:32 UTC116 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026

The mysterious world of Ananas. Day 4 coming.

😨5

Signed Expired Ananas

28 Mar 2025, 05:58 UTC128 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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ᴅᴀʏ 3 : ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ ɪꜱ ʟʏɪɴɢ I woke up to something new today. The sky—it’s wrong. It looks the same at first, but when I stare at it long enough, the colors shift. Not like a sunrise. More like… a glitch. Like reality is struggling to keep up. The streets are still empty. No sounds, no movement. But I swear, something changed overnight. The buildings look taller. The roads stretch farther than I remember. It’s like th…

😨8

Signed Expired Ananas

27 Mar 2025, 15:36 UTC459 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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ᴅᴀʏ 2 : ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇʀ The silence is growing louder. It’s like the world has paused, and now I’m just waiting for the next moment. Something’s off. The shadows… they’re not just in the corners of my vision anymore. They’re closer. Watching me. I’m not imagining it. I can feel their presence, even when I turn around. The pineapple... it’s vibrating. Not in a way that makes sense. At first, I thought it was just a stra…

😨8

Signed Expired Ananas

27 Mar 2025, 09:05 UTC175 views6 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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ᴅᴀʏ 1: ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇɢɪɴꜱ It’s quiet. Too quiet. The streets are empty, the world’s still, and the only sound I hear is my own heartbeat. Something’s… off. I can feel it in the air, like the universe is holding its breath, waiting for something to happen. I came across something strange today. A pineapple. It shouldn’t be here. It’s… fresh. How is it still good? In a world like this? I don’t know what’s happening,…

😨6

Signed Expired Ananas

27 Mar 2025, 08:58 UTC167 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Welcome to Expired Ananas 🍍 You’ve found it. The last place where things don’t make sense. A world where silence is louder than sound, and shadows move when you’re not looking. Here, reality isn’t what it seems, and you’re not sure what’s real anymore. They say the pineapple is just a fruit, but here? It’s the key to something far greater. And you’ll find out soon enough—if you can handle it.

😨8

Signed Expired Ananas

Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @Expired_ananas_channel. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Expired Ananas 🍍” (@Expired_ananas_channel), 101 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Expired_ananas_channel.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.