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Ershvbolote

@Ershvbolote

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

11,718subscribers

-71 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001562034586
TypeChannel
Username@Ershvbolote
Created12 March 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live30 October 2026
Measurements held46
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 30 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/Ershvbolote

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 93% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

11,71111,78911,7506 August 2026 — 11,789 subscribers6 August 2026 — 11,789 subscribers7 August 2026 — 11,788 subscribers8 August 2026 — 11,786 subscribers9 August 2026 — 11,784 subscribers10 August 2026 — 11,783 subscribers11 August 2026 — 11,780 subscribers13 August 2026 — 11,775 subscribers14 August 2026 — 11,771 subscribers16 August 2026 — 11,770 subscribers17 August 2026 — 11,776 subscribers18 August 2026 — 11,777 subscribers19 August 2026 — 11,779 subscribers20 August 2026 — 11,777 subscribers21 August 2026 — 11,771 subscribers22 August 2026 — 11,769 subscribers24 August 2026 — 11,767 subscribers25 August 2026 — 11,765 subscribers26 August 2026 — 11,764 subscribers27 August 2026 — 11,762 subscribers28 August 2026 — 11,760 subscribers29 August 2026 — 11,759 subscribers30 August 2026 — 11,765 subscribers31 August 2026 — 11,768 subscribers1 September 2026 — 11,766 subscribers5 September 2026 — 11,768 subscribers8 September 2026 — 11,764 subscribers13 September 2026 — 11,765 subscribers15 September 2026 — 11,767 subscribers17 September 2026 — 11,765 subscribers19 September 2026 — 11,761 subscribers26 September 2026 — 11,755 subscribers4 October 2026 — 11,734 subscribers9 October 2026 — 11,719 subscribers14 October 2026 — 11,715 subscribers16 October 2026 — 11,711 subscribers18 October 2026 — 11,719 subscribers19 October 2026 — 11,721 subscribers20 October 2026 — 11,720 subscribers21 October 2026 — 11,717 subscribers22 October 2026 — 11,716 subscribers23 October 2026 — 11,715 subscribers26 October 2026 — 11,714 subscribers28 October 2026 — 11,717 subscribers29 October 2026 — 11,720 subscribers30 October 2026 — 11,718 subscribers11,7186 August 202630 October 2026
46 measurements spanning 86 days, net -71. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,699–11,801 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 46
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
30 Oct 2026, 16:2511,718-2
29 Oct 2026, 14:1511,720+3
28 Oct 2026, 12:1111,717+3
26 Oct 2026, 10:4711,714-1
23 Oct 2026, 08:4611,715-1
22 Oct 2026, 07:5011,716-1
21 Oct 2026, 04:4011,717-3
20 Oct 2026, 03:1711,720-1
19 Oct 2026, 00:2811,721+2
18 Oct 2026, 00:2111,719+8
16 Oct 2026, 21:2011,711-4
14 Oct 2026, 21:3511,715-4
9 Oct 2026, 07:1711,719-15
4 Oct 2026, 17:5511,734-21
26 Sept 2026, 19:3611,755-6
19 Sept 2026, 15:5911,761-4
17 Sept 2026, 03:0011,765-2
15 Sept 2026, 01:4211,767+2
13 Sept 2026, 09:2111,765+1
8 Sept 2026, 21:2111,764first reading

Engagement

26 posts held, back to 2 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 47 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 26 posts for this entry, the most recent from 29 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
6m 39s
Average length
2m 13s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

3,757 reactions across 26 posts, in 40 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁1,32735.3%
👍50113.3%
🤣3348.89%
❤3048.09%
🔥2687.13%
🥰1574.18%
💯1514.02%
😱1133.01%
🤯1052.79%
🫡621.65%
🤡561.49%
🍾531.41%
😨451.20%
😭441.17%
🦄320.852%
❤‍🔥280.745%
💅250.665%
🎉240.639%
😢190.506%
🍓120.319%
20 further kinds972.58%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 26 of the 26 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,757 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 26 most recent posts we hold, published 2 July 2026 to 29 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
5
across the posts below
Posts paid on
5
of 26 we hold a reading for · 19%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @Ershvbolote. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 26 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 2 July 2026 to 29 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

29 Aug 2026, 13:41 UTC≈3,260 views134 reactions1 Starread 2 September 2026
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Есть мнение, что это единственный приличный Карлсон из ролика, да к тому же ещё и симпотный. Кто ещё не смотрел видос, посмотрите

🔥91🥰21👏8😍5😁4👍2🍌1🍾1

Signed Ershvbolote

29 Aug 2026, 11:03 UTC≈3,410 views48 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Всем ку! Пришло время раскрыть всю правду о теории дроновой войны на Украине https://youtu.be/1PTJN0iQIUI?si=W1YT2U9pMie4rdYN

❤‍🔥24👍17😁5👌2

Signed Ershvbolote

29 Aug 2026, 10:35 UTC≈3,410 views57 reactions1 Starread 2 September 2026
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Всем ку граждане! Наш Великий Мудрый Вождь всецело готовится к выборам, которые решат нашу судьбу. Именно этим объясняется его загадочное молчание в прошедшие дни, а вовсе не его кончиной, как врала и продолжает врать седьмая колонна. В это непростое время, Вождь поручил партии и правительству зараспространить среди граждан актуальные мемы дабы все знали, что яблоки придуманы сатанистами-атлантистами и не сували в р…

❤40👍12🌚4🍾1

Signed Ershvbolote

16 Aug 2026, 17:26 UTC≈6,800 views199 reactionsread 2 September 2026
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Есть мнение, что это самый главный мем ролика

🥰123🤯35👍16😁11💅4🍌3❤2🍾2

Signed Ershvbolote

16 Aug 2026, 09:04 UTC≈6,290 views83 reactionsread 2 September 2026

А вот и видео. Не забудьте всенепременнейше посмотреть на ютубе вот прям щаз https://youtu.be/O5Jc33csNe4?si=UXvqfQ29TazG-6Zv

👍57🎉11😁9🫡3❤2🍾1

Signed Ershvbolote

16 Aug 2026, 06:36 UTC≈6,000 views137 reactionsread 2 September 2026
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Всем ку! Наконец-то я вернулся ...... БОЖЕ ..... КАК? ...... почему запретили яблоки??? Ну хрен с ними. Обойдёмся грушами. И да, сегодня, в 12:00 по МСК, на канале выйдет видос с мемами, дабы скомпенсировать всю тотальную абсурдность нашей действительности

❤66😁43👍7🔥7🕊6🌚2🆒2🍾1

Signed Ershvbolote

30 Jul 2026, 19:34 UTC≈8,060 views83 reactionsread 2 September 2026
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Кто ещё не посмотрел удушающе-кулинарный видос, срочно посмотреть на ютубе. И напишите в ютубе побольше комментов. А то как политота, так сразу срач, а как только что-то более скучное …. И есть мнение, что это самый главный мем из ролика, но вы можете не согласиться в комментах И традиционно напоминаю про существование у меня бусти и спонсора На спонср - https://sponsr.ru/ershvbolote/ На бусти - https://boosty.to/e…

👍59❤10🍾6😁5💯1🔥1🤣1

Signed Ershvbolote

30 Jul 2026, 15:06 UTC≈7,370 views68 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Всем ку! Пришло время подушнить на малопопулярную тему .... иииии приятного аппетита. Архиважнейше посмотреть на ютубе прямо сейчас https://youtu.be/GChFoRAlkZA?si=FhaRBB9b9HZjneSb

🫡56🥰6👍4🍾2

Signed Ershvbolote

21 Jul 2026, 15:44 UTC≈10,600 views256 reactions1 Starread 2 September 2026
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Я тут вспомнил, что вот эта схема неплохо дополняет ролик про кабрирование (особенно последнюю треть)

😁192💯39👍11🍾6❤3🤷‍♂3🌚1🍓1

Signed Ershvbolote

19 Jul 2026, 16:16 UTC≈8,630 views51 reactionsread 2 September 2026

С добрым вечером. Пришло время напомнить про существование у меня бусти и спонсора На спонср - https://sponsr.ru/ershvbolote/ На бусти - https://boosty.to/ershvbolote Подпишитесь туда (разумеется на платную подписку) и напишите что=-нибудь в комментах. Иногда я туда выкладываю статьи для будущих роликов, так что комментарии пригодятся дабы скорректироваться. Ну и сами ролики там появляются немного раньше, чем на ют…

❤36🍓8👍6🍾1

Signed Ershvbolote

18 Jul 2026, 16:50 UTC≈8,790 views265 reactions1 Starread 2 September 2026
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Единственный мем ролика вполне себе неплохо отражающий его суть. Кто ещё не посмотрел, посмотрите

😁172💯57😢16👍4🤡4🥰4🔥3🤔2

Signed Ershvbolote

18 Jul 2026, 11:03 UTC≈8,010 views89 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Всем ку! Пришло время коснуться одной застарелой темы, до которой всё руки не доходили. Всенепременнейше посмотрите ролик на ютубе прямо сейчас. https://youtu.be/jNIRnwEP3vU?si=oiXN3790jYnoZ3wl

👍49💅15😁13❤4😢3🍓2🍾1💯1

Signed Ershvbolote

Showing the 12 most recent of 26 posts we hold for @Ershvbolote. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 30 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Ershvbolote” (@Ershvbolote), 11,718 subscribers as measured 30 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Ershvbolote.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.