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اعترافاک | eterafuck

@ETERAFUCK

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry

106,255subscribers

-439 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001827801110
TypeChannel
Username@ETERAFUCK
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/ETERAFUCK

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 83% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

106,255106,694106,474.57 August 2026 — 106,694 subscribers7 August 2026 — 106,694 subscribers8 August 2026 — 106,621 subscribers9 August 2026 — 106,565 subscribers10 August 2026 — 106,491 subscribers11 August 2026 — 106,392 subscribers12 August 2026 — 106,337 subscribers12 August 2026 — 106,255 subscribers7 August 202612 August 2026
8 measurements spanning 5 days, net -439. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 106,189–106,760 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 21:57106,255-82
12 Aug 2026, 01:12106,337-55
11 Aug 2026, 01:58106,392-99
10 Aug 2026, 05:26106,491-74
9 Aug 2026, 06:42106,565-56
8 Aug 2026, 09:43106,621-73
7 Aug 2026, 11:15106,694no change
7 Aug 2026, 11:05106,694first reading

Engagement

50 posts held, back to 31 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 16 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
9.95%
avg views ÷ 106,255 subscribers
Avg views / post
10,600
50 posts measured
Reaction rate
8.37%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
50
of 50 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held50 (31 July 202612 August 2026)
Views total528,470
Reactions total44,246
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 18:28 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

44,246 reactions across 50 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 97.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣43,06997.3%
4651.05%
🖕3750.848%
💔1720.389%
👎770.174%
🔥500.113%
🍓380.086%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 50 of the 50 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 44,246reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 50 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 50 we hold a reading for · 2%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @ETERAFUCK. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 50 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 31 July 2026 to 12 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 17:05 UTC≈1,900 views264 reactionsread 12 August 2026

ادمین جان بنظرت جقو ترک کنم یا این زندگی ارزششو نداره بزنم بره؟ از ۱۲ سالگی دارم میزنم Admin jan: مشتی تو ده سال دیگه جقتو بزن بلکه بازنشست بشی @ETERAFUCK

🤣2611🔥1🖕1

12 Aug 2026, 13:09 UTC≈4,060 views529 reactionsread 12 August 2026

دهن همتونو گاییدم

🤣516🖕9💔21👎1

12 Aug 2026, 12:58 UTC≈4,250 views444 reactionsread 12 August 2026

حالا که همش صد میزنی ی سر به کونم میزنی؟

🤣4412🖕1

12 Aug 2026, 12:54 UTC≈4,390 views435 reactionsread 12 August 2026

حالا که همش ساک میزنی یه صد به کارتم میزنی؟

🤣432🖕21

12 Aug 2026, 12:51 UTC≈4,440 views458 reactionsread 12 August 2026

حالا که پاهاتو لاک میزنی یه ساک برامون میزنی؟

🤣4533🖕2

12 Aug 2026, 12:44 UTC≈4,530 views446 reactionsread 12 August 2026

ادمین جان پاهاتو لاک میزنی🥲

🤣4403🖕2🔥1

12 Aug 2026, 11:50 UTC≈5,190 views925 reactionsread 12 August 2026

سلام دخترم ۱۶ آقا ما یه فامیلم داریم که تقریبا ۱۹ سالشه بعد ما خیلی خانوادگی باهم تو رفت و آمدیم و خیلی باهم دوستیم چند وقت پیش از کلاس بسکتبال میخواستم بیام کسی نبود بیاد دنبالم مامانم هم خونه ی مامان طرف بود بعد مامانم به طرف گفت برو دخترم رو بیار (همه میدونن که ما مثل خواهر برادر میمونیم😂)بعد که اومد تو ماشین بهم گفت من ازت خوشم اومده منم پشمام ریخته بود و مات مونده بودم یه گردنبند و یه چند تا پاستیل داد (قشنگ معل

🤣912🖕76

11 Aug 2026, 15:45 UTC≈7,200 views879 reactionsread 12 August 2026

سلام بر تو ادمین و همه ممبرای جاکشت یه بار بچه که بودیم حدودا پنج شیش سال فامیل اومدن خونمون با خودشون هندونه اوردن من هم تا اون لحظه فقط توی هندونه رو دیده بودم نمیدونستم اینشکلیه خلاصه گفتم به بقیه این میوه چیه اینقد گنده ست چطوری میشه خوردش ،اون پفیوزها هم گفتن باید همینطوری گازش بگیری ادمین جان منم انگار که هندونه کونه توئه یجوری گاز میزدمش که نگو دست اخر سه تا از دندونام تو هندونه گیر کرد در اومد ولی شادباشید چو

🤣841🖕279🔥2

11 Aug 2026, 11:57 UTC≈7,740 views796 reactionsread 12 August 2026

سلام پسرم۱۸ آقا من خیلی دیر با مقوله جق آشنا شدم مثلا رفیقام میگن از بچگی میزدن ولی من تازه فک کنم یسال و نیم شده ک دارم میزنم.بعد نمد ربطی داره یا ن.چون جایی ندیدم بگن.ولی از وقتی جق میزنم دستام خیلی می لرزه.ینی ب حدی می‌لرزه ک وقتی سوپ یا آش یا ی لیوان چیزی میخام میخورم دستام کیری می‌لرزه😐💔 میگم بنظرتون بخاطر جقه؟ ینی دیگه نزنم؟ یا دیگ کار از کار گذشته بزنم هم مشکلی نی؟ Afmib jsn; نه مستی جف هیچ ربطی یه لززش دش

🤣7844🖕4💔3👎1

10 Aug 2026, 21:43 UTC≈9,180 views1,228 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

نهراس عزیزم

🤣1,190🖕21💔133🍓1

10 Aug 2026, 21:36 UTC≈8,920 views638 reactionsread 12 August 2026

من یکمی میهراسم

🤣635💔2🖕1

10 Aug 2026, 21:36 UTC≈8,890 views580 reactionsread 12 August 2026

سلام ادمین جان میخوای منم عکس ممه هامو بهت بدم؟

🤣574👎2🔥2🖕2

Showing the 12 most recent of 50 posts we hold for @ETERAFUCK. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

2 Aug 2026, 15:00 UTCAnonymous Poll6,620 voters approx.

واژن دخترا واقعا بوی ماست ترشیده میده؟

  1. دخترم / بله6%
  2. دخترم / نه21%
  3. پسرم / بله9%
  4. پسرم / نه11%
  5. پسرم و تاحالا غیر از آبکیرم بوی دیگه‌ای تجربه نکردم.52%

Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 50 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 12 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“اعترافاک | eterafuck” (@ETERAFUCK), 106,255 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ETERAFUCK.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.