Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 83% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
35 measurements spanning 50 days, net -3,088. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 103,143–107,157 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 35
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
26 Sept 2026, 01:59
103,606
-387
19 Sept 2026, 06:57
103,993
-128
16 Sept 2026, 23:41
104,121
-105
15 Sept 2026, 00:39
104,226
-116
13 Sept 2026, 07:18
104,342
-119
11 Sept 2026, 08:41
104,461
-127
8 Sept 2026, 10:59
104,588
-188
5 Sept 2026, 04:59
104,776
-112
3 Sept 2026, 09:47
104,888
-53
2 Sept 2026, 04:24
104,941
-58
1 Sept 2026, 01:47
104,999
-100
31 Aug 2026, 01:26
105,099
-93
30 Aug 2026, 03:16
105,192
-55
29 Aug 2026, 01:26
105,247
-80
27 Aug 2026, 22:37
105,327
-43
26 Aug 2026, 23:36
105,370
-87
26 Aug 2026, 02:43
105,457
-31
25 Aug 2026, 06:13
105,488
-52
24 Aug 2026, 08:38
105,540
-85
22 Aug 2026, 17:04
105,625
first reading
Engagement
209 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 109 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
12.0%
avg views ÷ 103,606 subscribers
Avg views / post
12,500
103 posts measured
Reaction rate
8.06%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
103
of 209 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 September 2026
Posts held
209 (31 July 2026 – 27 September 2026)
Views total
1,283,390
Reactions total
103,392
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
27 Sept 2026, 14:25 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈1,310
Videos
≈258
Links
≈122
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 27 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
12s
Average length
6s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
205,416 reactions across 209 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 88.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
182,489
88.8%
❤
6,551
3.19%
💔
6,052
2.95%
👍
5,165
2.51%
👎
2,731
1.33%
🖕
1,838
0.895%
🔥
389
0.189%
🍓
201
0.098%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 209 of the 209 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 205,416 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 209 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 27 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
10
across the posts below
Posts paid on
7
of 209 we hold a reading for · 3%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @ETERAFUCK. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 209 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 31 July 2026 to 27 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
وایی ادمین جان
پسرم قزوین
بیا برات یه چی تعریف کنم سه تا لپ کونت بیوفته
حاجی من سهچار روز پیش خونه عموم بودم
شب اول که خواب بودم دیدم سروصدای صسکی عمو اینا به راهه. کصکشا اصلا انگار نه انگار نود و خورده ای سالشونه. بعد که دیگه صدا خوابید و منم دیگه جقمو زدمو خوابیدم بعد که بیدار شدم دیدم تو اتاق عموم اینام بستنم روی تختشون نوبتی یه جوری بهم تجاوز کردن حس میکنم کیرم دیگه کیون ندارم
نمیدونم چجوری زن عموم انقدر حرفه ا…
سلام شب همگی به خیر خواستم یه کم حرف بزنم خالی شم فقط با هیچکس نمیتونم صحبت کنم راجب این مسائل
پسرم ۱۸ سالمه ننه بابام از هم جدا شدن آواره ام تغذیه ام ریده یه اتاق اندازه قفس اجاره کردم شبا توش میخوام صبحا کار میکنم یه بار فقط واسه جلب توجه ۳۰ تا قرص خوردم که خودکشی ناموفق داشته باشم یه کم دلشون به حالم بسوزه ولی ننه بابام به کیرش بود نه ننم واسش مهم بود باباعه یه زن گرفته زندگی جدیدشو داره مادرمم رفته شهریتان پیش ما…
سلام پسرم ۱۸
من چند وقته رو هدفم تمرکز کردم تصمیم گرفتم از فکر کردن به آدما و هر چیزی بع جز هدفم بکشم بیرون و خب شاید چند ماهه به هیچ نوعی آبم خالی نشده و جدیدا وقتی میرم توالت میبینم به جای شاش داره منی میاد بیرون به خاطر اینه که هیچ دستی بهش کشیده نشه یا مشکل از جای دیگه ست که نشتی میکنه ؟
Admin jan:
چیزی نیست داش اشک شوق کیرته
@ETERAFUCK
حاجی ادمین جان پسرم ۱۶
من یه سری چیزا اتفاق افتاده برام بعد یه مشاوره میخواستم
من اختلاف سنیم با بابام زیاده(۴۰ سال) بعد اقا این مامان من رابطش با بابام زیاد خوب نیست
یعنی زیاد کاری باهم ندارن
بعد یه موقع رفتم دیدم اقا توی گوشی بابام پررررررر چنل و سرچ پورن هاب و کلی سایتای دیگست
اینیستاشم پر اینچیزاست
الان بنظرت بابام جقیه؟ چرا اینارو میبینه اخه،حالم بهم خورد😂
Admin jan:
جقی بودن مشکلی نیست
برو دعا کن ویدیوی جق زدن…
سلام
دخترم ۲۳
من و شوهرم وقتی بیکار میشیم نون کباب بازی میکنیم بعد من اصلا نمیتونم روی دستاش بزنم ولی اون انقدر محکم میزنه که دستام قرمز میشه ولی بعدش دستامو بوس میکنه که من خیلی خوشم میاد ولی دوباره انقدر محکم میزنه که دستام درد میگیره.
یعنی هم دلم میخواد بازی کنم هم دلم نمیخواد بنظرتون چیکار کنم؟
Admin jan:
فکرکنم شماها هنوز با معقولهی سکس آشنا نشدید که تو اوقات بیکاری نون کباب بازی میکنید
نکنه برا بچه دار شدن ه…
سلام 8 ماهی میشه با یه دختر دوستم قصدمونم ازدواج بود اوایل رابطه لو رفت با دو نفر دیگست که گفت داشته سبک سنگین میکرده من گذشتم وسطای رابطه گوشیشو دیدم به یکی پیام داده بود که گفت پیام معمولی اینم ندید گرفتم گذشتش خیلی خراب بوده خودش میگه با بالای 15 نفر بوده گوشیشو خیلی میچسبونه به خودش بعد میگه دوست داره هر بار بهش میگم رفتارت مشکوکه میگه خودت شکاکی من جیکار کنم بنظرت
Admin jan:
مشتی رفتی از جنده خونه رل زدی؟
@ETE…
از قشر زحمتکش ۱۶سالههای کصکن تشکر میکنیم که ۳ماه تابستون رو درخدمتشون بودیم
چون از الان به بعد باید دفتر و کتابهاشون رو جلد کنن، متاسفانه فقط ۵شنبهها و جمعهها درخدمتشون هستیم.
سلام پسرم ۲۰ این داستان مربوط به دو سال پیشه
آقا من خودم کرمانشاهم با یه دختره از تهران توی گپمون آشنا شدم و رل زدم خلاصه دختر خوبی بود و خیلی مهربون و وفادار بود و خیلیم خوشگل و ناز بود آقا یروز قرار شد بریم تهران پدرم کار داشت و یسرم بریم خونه فامیل ها منم که تو کونم عروسی بود که میرم ببینمش یروز ماشینو از بابام گرفتم اومدم برم دنبالش تو راه شانس کیری ما یه ۴۰۵ زد بهمون آقا اومدیم پایین از ماشین یکم بحثمون شدت گرفت…
اقا سلام پسرم ۲۱
ما با یه دختره ۳،۴ سال تو رابطه بودیم البته لانگ خیلی همو دوست داشتیم و واقعااااا خیبی خوشگله ، به دلیل همین رابطه لانگ کیری مجبور به کات شدیم و به اختلاف خوردیم و اینا
اومدم دانشگاه با یه دختره رفتم تو رابطه خیلی دوسش دارم اونم خیلی دوسم داره واقعا همو میخواییم ولی خب اون عشق اولم بود و هنوز دختری به زیبایی اون پیدا نکردم
چند وقت پیش بهم پیام داد حالمو پرسید و ... کم کم با هم صحبت کردیم ، بعد کات هم…
سلام پسرم حاجی یه چیزی فهمیدم پشمام ریخته من با یه دختری بودم درواقع دختر همسایمون بود بعد چند مدت گف میام خونتون باهم از اون کارا کنیم اقا ماهم تو کونمون عروسی اومد من کی. رمو گذاشتم دم دهنش یکم خورد بعدش دیدم نمیخوره دیگه اصرار نکردم روز بعدش داشتیم حرف میزدیم میگف که اره از وقتی چیزتو خوردم حالم بد شده و فلان گذشت تا که رفت و کات کردیم اخر فهمیدم قبلا رل یکی از رفیقای دورم بوده و فیلم ساک زدنشو هم دیدم 5 دقیقه هم…
کاره شما نیست برید کنار من راستم کنم هیچی معلوم نیست (دول موشیم)
🤣903💔21❤3🍓3
Showing the 12 most recent of 209 posts we hold for @ETERAFUCK. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Posts edited after publishing
@ETERAFUCK edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
23 August 2026
Most recent edit
23 August 2026
Polls
The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
The shares total 117%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
پسرم و تاحالا غیر از آبکیرم بوی دیگهای تجربه نکردم.52%
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 209 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 27 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“اعترافاک | eterafuck” (@ETERAFUCK), 103,606 subscribers as measured 26 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ETERAFUCK.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
