Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
8 measurements spanning 6 days, net -240. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 213,161–214,338 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
13 Aug 2026, 07:54
213,297
-33
12 Aug 2026, 04:19
213,330
-872
11 Aug 2026, 07:11
214,202
+748
10 Aug 2026, 06:07
213,454
-594
9 Aug 2026, 07:13
214,048
+27
8 Aug 2026, 09:35
214,021
+484
7 Aug 2026, 15:00
213,537
no change
7 Aug 2026, 14:59
213,537
first reading
Engagement
50 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 21 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
5.32%
avg views ÷ 213,297 subscribers
Avg views / post
11,400
50 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.90%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
50
of 50 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 14 August 2026
Posts held
50 (29 July 2026 – 14 August 2026)
Views total
567,541
Reactions total
10,773
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
14 Aug 2026, 08:44 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
13
Links
995
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
10,773 reactions across 50 posts, in 42 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 55.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
6,012
55.8%
😐
2,274
21.1%
❤
688
6.39%
🗿
343
3.18%
👍
284
2.64%
👏
241
2.24%
💔
230
2.13%
🤯
205
1.90%
🤡
108
1.00%
🤷♀
89
0.826%
👌
27
0.251%
🌭
26
0.241%
🥴
26
0.241%
💅
25
0.232%
👎
20
0.186%
😨
17
0.158%
🤨
16
0.149%
🥱
16
0.149%
🤔
15
0.139%
🤬
13
0.121%
22 further kinds
98
0.91%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 50 of the 50 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 10,773reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 50 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 14 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 50 we hold a reading for · 2%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @DastanShuma. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 50 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 29 July 2026 to 14 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
داستان شما:
سلام دخترم ۱۷
آقا من یبار رفته بودم خونه مامان بزرگم شب بمونم بعد عمو کوچیکمم (اونموقع ۱۹ ۲۰ سالش بود) چند ماهی بود اونجا زندگی میکرد
بعد این رفته بود حموم منم وایساده بودم جلو در اتاق داشتم آرایش میکردم
یهو این اومد بیرون از حموم منم دقیقا جلو در حموم بودم چشم تو چشم شدیم
آقا چشمتون روز بد نبینه همه چیزو دیدم همه چیزووووو 💀💀💀💀
بعد یه ۳۰ ۴۰ ثانیه همینجوری زل زده بودیم بهم شوک شده بودیم
یهوووو درو بست من…
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داستان شما:
سلام پسرم
با عموم و مامان بزرگم تو خونه نشسته بودیم و مامان بزرگم داشت خونه رو تمیز میکرد با این جارو قدیمیا
اومد کش موشو داد به من گف شب میگیرم ازت گمش نکنی
منم برا اینکه گمش نکنم انداختمش دور دستم...
۵ دقیقه بعد رفت مسجد و عموم از حیاط اومد کش مو رو تو دستم دید گفت :به به برادر زاده عزیزم...مال زیدی عه یا دوست دختر جدید کلک؟!
گفتم اره عمو جان برا مادرته:)
• @DastanShuma
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⚡️ بونوس 100% ورزشی یکشنبه ها
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داستان شما:
سلام دخترم ۲۰
اونموقه کلاس دوم بودم ما یه رفیق داشتیم یه بار مامانامون گفتن بریم از خونشون چندتا چیز بیاریم ما که رفتیم این دختره شلوارشو کشید پایین یه خودکارم داد گفت اینو بکن توم (بی حیا)🤣.
بعد اره منم که ترسیده بودم گفتم بیا بریم مامانامون نگران میشن هیچی دیگه این دست برداشت رفتیم منم همه چیو به مامانم گفتم اونم به مامانش گفت تو خونه یه کتکی زد دماغش شده بود خون
الان اون دختره ازدواج کرده من همچنان سین…
داستان شما:
سلام دخترم ۲۰ سالمه
یبار اکیپی با دوستام رفتیم باغ نشستیم بدبختی منم یکماه قبلش کات کرده بودم و واقعا حال روحی خوبی نداشتم بعد دقیقا همون شب اکسم پیام داده بود حالم بدتر شد
منم مست
بعد منی که از بوی سیگار متنفر بودم رفته بودم از جیب یکی از بچه سیگار دزدیده بودم تو اتاق قایمکی روشن کرده بودم میکشیدم و سرفه بعد نگو بچها بو سوخته شنیدن دنبال بو سوخته اومدن تو اتاق دیدن من فلک زده سیگارو برعکس از فیلترش روشن …
داستان شما:
سلام سوتونا پسرم
یک سال پیش که کلاس دهم بودم مدرسه مونم هنرستان بود
یه روز از سر کلاس دینی رفتم دست شویی دیدم از در مدرسه یه اکیپ شش تایی دختر داشتن میومدن تو مدرسه رفتم بهشون گفتم یک ربع دیگه زنگ میخوره برید بیرون اینجا خطرناکه یهو دختره برگشت گفت صیکتو بزنن بابا منم گفتم باشه مشکلی نیست رفتم سر کلاس اینا رفته بودن توی حیاط فیلم عکس میگرفتن بچه های یازده هم توی پنجره دیده بودنشون به کل کلاسا خبر رسوندن ز…
فک کنم اگه هرشب با ۱۰۰ هزار تومن میومدین چنل بت ما ، شبی بالای ۲ میلیون سود کرده بودین مثل دیشب:)😊😂
میگی ن ؟ بیا تو چنلمون و ببین🔥🅰g22
@ARON_TIP @ARON_TIP
@ARON_TIP @ARON_TIP
داستان شما:
درود. دخترم 16 سالمه.
اقا بعد از این جنگه ما خونمون پیش پالایشگاه بود و اینا خلاصه جمع جور کردیم برا جونمون رفتیم روستا پیش پدربزرگم اینا.
بعد یه روز عصر بابام یه توله سگ اورده بود با زنجیر بستش تو حیاط تا اهلی بشه گفت مراقب خونه باشه.
حاجی شب شد دیدم سگه صدا میده رفتم تو حیاط دیدم اصلا زنجیرش نبود و نشسته بود وسط حیاط کنار ماشین نگاهی به اطراف کردم زنجیرشو ببینم ولی پیداش نکردم یهو اومد سمتم میخواستم فرا…
داستان شما:
من پسرم و موتور رو به ماشین ترجیح میدم کلا حس میکنم که علاقه بیشتری بهش دارم توان مالیش هم که ندارم خودم بخوام بخرم ولی خوب ما یه هوندا ۱۲۵ ژاپنی داشتیم مشکی من خیلی دوستش داشتم (برای بابام بود) قبل از اینکه ماشین بگیره کلا خانوادگی با اون همه جا میرفتیم خلاصه که بابام ماشین گرفت و موتور رو برد دهات استفاده کنه ما هم هروقت میرفتیم دهات من رو موتور همینطوری میشستمو عشق میکردم برا خودم دبستانی هم بودم داستا…
داستان شما:
دیروز تولد دختر خالم بود خواستیم سوپرایزش کنیم خونه خالم رفته بودم برای تزئین اتاق و....
پسر خالم ک خیلیم باهاش رودروایسی دارم داشت میرفت کیکو بگیره گف چیز دیگه بکارتون نیس از شیرینی فروشی بگیرم.
منم برگشتم (خیلی با کلاس) میخاستم بگم کیک خامه ای هم بگیر ی دفعه زبونم گرفت نمیدونم چیشد گفتم کیک خای.ه ای هم بگیر😂😂
ینی دیوارا رو گاز میزد از خنده.
• @DastanShuma
🤣157😐13🤔5❤3👍1
Showing the 12 most recent of 50 posts we hold for @DastanShuma. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“داستان شما:” (@DastanShuma), 213,297 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/DastanShuma.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.