Science — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 24 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
9 measurements spanning 61 days, net -12. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 180–196 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
7 Oct 2026, 07:55
182
-1
27 Sept 2026, 12:02
183
-5
15 Sept 2026, 03:39
188
+2
8 Sept 2026, 11:15
186
-2
29 Aug 2026, 20:34
188
-1
22 Aug 2026, 11:32
189
-1
15 Aug 2026, 19:09
190
-4
8 Aug 2026, 11:47
194
no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:34
194
first reading
Engagement
16 posts held, back to 11 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
49 reactions across 10 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.4% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
11
22.4%
🔥
11
22.4%
👍
6
12.2%
🥰
5
10.2%
👏
4
8.16%
🌚
2
4.08%
👀
2
4.08%
😁
2
4.08%
🤔
2
4.08%
👌
1
2.04%
😍
1
2.04%
😎
1
2.04%
🤓
1
2.04%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 49 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 11 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Космос — место, где безразмерный понт встречается с микроскопическим затворничеством.
О цифрах, которые взрывают мозг.
Начнем с тяжеловесов. Недавно астрономы откопали Кипу (Quipu) — суперструктуру длиной 1,3 миллиарда световых лет и массой в 200 квадриллионов Солнц. Она состоит из кучи скоплений галактик и похожа на веревку с узелками, которой инки считали кур
А если Кипу кажется мелочью, то есть Великая стена…
Дорогие мини-коллеги!
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Сегодня Пик активности Персеид.
Это то самое явления, которое астрономы объясняют пылевым хвостом кометы, а поэты — слезами богов или чем-то таким же пафосным 🌌
На деле же это просто космическая пыль, сгорающая в атмосфере и летящая со скоростью Всего-то : 60 км в секунду
😴💨
Но мы, конечно, будем делать вид, что это магия, потому что жить скучно, а красивых фоток фочется... 📸 🌃
Вы …
Продолжим...
Активированный уголь — сорбент . Активированный уголь работает как губка: он связывает токсины в почве, включая продукты жизнедеятельности вредных микроорганизмов. Его можно растолочь и смешать с верхним слоем грунта или добавить в воду для полива👾
Аспаркам содержит калий и магний — важные элементы для цветения и общего развития. 1 таблетка на литр воды, полив по влажной почве раз в 2–3 недели — и цв…
«Аптечка для зелёного друга: как человеческие лекарства помогают растениям»🌸
Вы когда-нибудь задумывались, что в вашей домашней аптечке могут лежать не только средства для лечения людей, но и настоящая «скорая помощь» для комнатных цветов и огородных культур?💊
Звучит как Хайфлак из соцсетей, но за этим стоят вполне реальные биохимические процессы✨
Растения, хоть и устроены иначе, чем мы, тоже сталкиваются со стре…
Не плавно перейдем "зелёной аптечке" для растений... 🌿
Мои родственники выбрасывали просроченные лекарства💊
И я как практичный зеленый пис (peace) 🌿 🕊,
люблю всё доутилизировать и дозаприменить, нашла применение им для своих комнатных Зелёных Друзей
🪴🤩🪴🌵🤩🌳🍀
Ловите статью ✈️
The shares total 107%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
ТАЙНА СТАРОГО РТА 🤫
Мы сидели с детьми на кухне, когда я за чаем🫖 вдруг сказала:
— Знаете, у каждого из вас есть старый рот... 🤔
Дети поперхнулись:
- У нас? 🤨
- Старый рот?😄
- Где он? 🗺️
- Насколько он старый?👴
- Он умер? 💀
- Что-то криминальное? 🚔
— И что же там было?🤡 — начали спрашивать наперебой они.
Я умею загадочно улыбаться: 😏
— Всё, что можно представить: мусор, нитки, бусинки, даже кусок ваты. И запах..…
❤1🔥1🥰1
Signed ДарьПална
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @DaryPalna. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
The shares total 107%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 11 July 2026 to 8 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 October 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Дайте поумничать👩🏫” (@DaryPalna), 182 subscribers as measured 7 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/DaryPalna.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
