28 Jun 2020, 04:56 UTC≈9,030 viewsread 6 August 2026
I just farted on my wallet.... Now i have some gas money. Submitted by eddie7325 @DadJokesCompilation
Channel
Dad Jokes
@DadJokesCompilation
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
530subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001136095539 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @DadJokesCompilation |
| Created | 19 August 2017 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 28 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 28 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/DadJokesCompilation |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 28 Aug 2026, 12:23 | 530 | +3 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 12:46 | 527 | -2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 18:31 | 529 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 04:10 | 529 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 28 June 2020 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 June 2020. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
28 Jun 2020, 04:56 UTC≈8,700 viewsread 6 August 2026
Did you hear about the abortionist who was arrested? He was charged due to MANSLAUGHTER! Submitted by EddieVicRattlehead @DadJokesCompilation
28 Jun 2020, 04:56 UTC≈8,780 viewsread 6 August 2026
Why couldn't the blind man see his friends? Because he was married and had three children Submitted by Spencjb24 @DadJokesCompilation
28 Jun 2020, 04:56 UTC≈8,520 viewsread 6 August 2026
How do you turn a chicken into a pig? Put it in the oven, then it's bacon… Submitted by Godfather_187_ @DadJokesCompilation
28 Jun 2020, 04:26 UTC≈8,550 viewsread 6 August 2026
Perfect When I was in grade school, I heard the word penis on the playground. I asked my father what it was, and he said, "I guess you're old enough, so I'll just show you". So he takes it out, and says, "You see that, that's a penis, and a perfect penis at that". So the next day I am on the playground at school talking about penises, when my classmate Sally asked me what a penis is. I said,"I guess you're old enough…
28 Jun 2020, 03:56 UTC≈6,530 viewsread 6 August 2026
My wife asked why I didn't bring a facemask to the grocery store. I told her I didn't think Covid. Submitted by Agentchef @DadJokesCompilation
28 Jun 2020, 03:56 UTC≈6,220 viewsread 6 August 2026
I stole a lawyer’s underwear right before court. There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs. Submitted by IMadeItGuys @DadJokesCompilation
28 Jun 2020, 03:26 UTC≈5,860 viewsread 6 August 2026
How many times did the Spanish teacher have to tell her class how to say eleven? Once Submitted by larryb78 @DadJokesCompilation
28 Jun 2020, 03:26 UTC≈5,530 viewsread 6 August 2026
Insomnia My doctor recently asked me if I thought I suffered from insomnia or not.It was a tough decision, so I decided to sleep on it. Submitted by r-eap @DadJokesCompilation
28 Jun 2020, 03:26 UTC≈4,720 viewsread 6 August 2026
Why don't you want to be sad at a retail store? You'd be at the lowest of Lowe's Submitted by Cresendo77 @DadJokesCompilation
28 Jun 2020, 03:26 UTC≈5,210 viewsread 6 August 2026
What do you call an acid with an attitude? Amino acid Submitted by TaterRae94 @DadJokesCompilation
28 Jun 2020, 02:56 UTC≈4,460 viewsread 6 August 2026
A man went to the dentist The man receives his test results from the dentist, the man looks down, visibly upset. the dentist asks: "Is everything okay, sir?" the man looks up, sighs, and says "the tooth hurts" Submitted by samsaver3 @DadJokesCompilation
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @DadJokesCompilation. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 28 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Dad Jokes” (@DadJokesCompilation), 530 subscribers as measured 28 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/DadJokesCompilation.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.