Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 48% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Observations
These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
Content that also appears on other registered channels
Posts published here appear in near-verbatim form on 1 other registered channel. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.
Matching posts — open both and compare (5 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Channels this entry shares post bodies with, where at least one matching post pair has no forward credit between the two channels, or to a common source, recorded in our data
Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.
What this cannot establish
MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.
Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. None of the 0 matches recorded here fall after that date, so for this entry we cannot say whether any of them carried a credit. The duplication is measured; the absence of attribution is not.
“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 85 comparable posts for this entry, running 27 July 2026 to 11 November 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.
The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.
Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).
Recorded under the key clone_source, last confirmed 12 November 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
Growth
61 measurements spanning 97 days, net -506. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 10,712–11,379 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 61
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
11 Nov 2026, 19:09
10,796
+7
9 Nov 2026, 22:59
10,789
-2
8 Nov 2026, 13:51
10,791
-9
7 Nov 2026, 11:06
10,800
-4
4 Nov 2026, 07:09
10,804
-7
3 Nov 2026, 04:41
10,811
+2
2 Nov 2026, 03:17
10,809
-1
1 Nov 2026, 06:20
10,810
-3
30 Oct 2026, 09:11
10,813
-26
29 Oct 2026, 10:49
10,839
-4
28 Oct 2026, 12:30
10,843
-8
27 Oct 2026, 14:48
10,851
-3
26 Oct 2026, 16:10
10,854
-7
25 Oct 2026, 17:15
10,861
-6
24 Oct 2026, 18:08
10,867
-6
23 Oct 2026, 17:30
10,873
-3
22 Oct 2026, 20:50
10,876
-4
21 Oct 2026, 15:45
10,880
-4
20 Oct 2026, 10:06
10,884
-4
19 Oct 2026, 12:47
10,888
first reading
Engagement
168 posts held, back to 27 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 61 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
14.2%
avg views ÷ 10,796 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,530
66 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.96%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
66
of 168 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 November 2026
Posts held
168 (27 July 2026 – 12 November 2026)
Views total
100,867
Reactions total
2,982
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
12 Nov 2026, 10:11 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈4,920
Videos
≈7,290
Links
≈3,010
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
1h 56m
Average length
2m 15s
Measured directly from 52 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
6,595 reactions across 165 posts, in 38 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
1,602
24.3%
💯
942
14.3%
🔥
883
13.4%
🙏
823
12.5%
👍
572
8.67%
❤🔥
286
4.34%
👏
271
4.11%
😁
224
3.40%
🤣
194
2.94%
🥰
135
2.05%
🤔
100
1.52%
⚡
84
1.27%
🤬
77
1.17%
😎
60
0.91%
😢
49
0.743%
😈
47
0.713%
💊
43
0.652%
🫡
37
0.561%
👀
34
0.516%
🤯
32
0.485%
18 further kinds
100
1.52%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 166 of the 168 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6,595 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 168 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 12 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 7 of 66 posts held from the last 30 days (10.6%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
It’s bothered me since the midterms watching so many people get frustrated, lose hope, and start complaining. A lot of them have also fallen for false decodes and theories and genuinely don’t understand why things are taking so long to reach the end. There are real reasons and explanations for the timeline, and I’ve been trying to share those so people don’t give up.
I wrote something positive—even knowing I don’t h…
Most of what we call scripture was edited after the fact. The apocrypha and the Gospel of Thomas still carry the older note: the kingdom is already spread across the earth and people don’t see it. The tree of knowledge was never the problem, forgetting we are the field was.
This fraud copied my post word for word. I’ve been calling this fool out as a fraud for years—how many times do I have to say it?
https://t.me/philgodlewskii4/3858
Nine years after the first Q drops, a lot of people are frustrated, impatient, and ready to quit. That reaction is understandable — but it also shows how many never actually studied what was written.
The plan was always designed as a multi-year operation. Not months. Years. You cannot properly expose a deeply entrenched, well-protected network that has spent decades capturing institutions, media, and public percepti…
WHY WOULD ELECTION FRAUD GET EXPOSED NOW, AND WHY WASN’T IT EXPOSED IN 2020? LET ME EXPLAIN.
In 2020 the stolen elections were limited to a handful of states — Pennsylvania, Georgia, Michigan, Arizona, Wisconsin.
That’s it. So the logical play was narrow: fight it in those states. Recounts. Lawsuits. Audits. But here’s what that actually looked like to everyone else. Forty-five states had clean elections as far as …
Quantum fields describe particles as excitations of deeper substrates. What if the deepest substrate is awareness itself? The Source Field is not metaphor—it is the living matrix from which space, time, matter, and mind co-arise. Science is slowly rediscovering what contemplatives mapped for millennia.
If Q was designed to pacify the masses, it was one of the worst-executed psychological operations in modern history.
I asked AI to estimate how many Americans are truly deep into Q — reading drops as they post, tracking markers, doing their own research. Not casual scrollers. The estimate came back at three hundred thousand to seven hundred thousand people. Out of three hundred forty million Americans, that’s roughl…
New White House post.
You can choose to be negative and all doom and gloom, or you can choose to be positive and not allow the negative mindset to take over.
Don’t get upset at people or situations, they have only the power you give them!
🔥51💯15❤🔥10❤1
Signed Dean
Showing the 12 most recent of 168 posts we hold for @DTwizzle. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@DTwizzle edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
3 September 2026
Most recent edit
3 September 2026
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Aliens - Multiple Races - Non Human Intelligence10%
Angels and Demons42%
Complete non sense - Nothing exists.1%
Angels/Demons and Aliens. Both exist.44%
Not sure or OTHER - Describe in the Comments.5%
The shares total 102%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 168 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 12 November 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 November 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“DTwizzle (Derrick Torres)” (@DTwizzle), 10,796 subscribers as measured 11 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/DTwizzle.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
