Channel
@CucumberNews1
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2,043subscribers
-30 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001646438247 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @CucumberNews1 |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 27 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 27 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/CucumberNews1 |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Aug 2026, 15:59 | 2,043 | -7 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 16:02 | 2,050 | -3 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 21:25 | 2,053 | -2 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 19:36 | 2,055 | -10 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 20:08 | 2,065 | -6 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 16:45 | 2,071 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 02:21 | 2,072 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 08:31 | 2,073 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 3 July 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 August 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 14 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
49 reactions across 16 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 85.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 42 | 85.7% | |
| 🔥 | 3 | 6.12% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 2.04% | |
| 👎 | 1 | 2.04% | |
| 🖕 | 1 | 2.04% | |
| 🤡 | 1 | 2.04% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 49reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 3 July 2025 to 1 August 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
⚡️ «Человек-паук: Новый день» с Томом Холландом — подъехал первый тизер фильма Подробностей пока мало: по слухам, злодеем будет Хамелеон, а также в фильме появится Каратель Съёмки уже стартовали. Предположительная дата премьеры — 31 июля 2026 года Ждем? Огурец
❤1
😳В Санкт-Петербурге пара влетела в столб на самокате. Из-за удара парень заработал серьёзные ушибы головы, а девушка отделалась лёгкими травмами. Естественный отбор наглядно. Огурец
❤1
⚠️Момент жëсткого ночного ДТП на юге Москвы — после столкновения с легковушкой мотоциклист сделал сальто, а его байк улетел на десятки метров По информации SHOT, авария с участием автомобиля каршеринга и мотоцикла произошла около 4 утра на Варшавском шоссе. Водитель "Chery» решил развернуться прямо из среднего ряда. В результате байкер на огромной скорости врезался в боковую часть авто, и жëстко «приземлился» на про…
❤1🔥1
😳Иван Золо настолько умный, что всегда ходит с роутером, чтобы он раздавал ему интернет на телефон. Гений? Огурец
❤1🔥1
🤡В Москве пьяная девушка угнала «БМВ» у нового кавалера прямо с заправки и разбила его в хлам. Парочка познакомилась в клубе, и парень решил покатать барышню на своём BMW. Но пока он платил за бензин, подвыпившая спутница села за руль и нажала газ в пол. Очевидцы пытались остановить авто, но безуспешно — всё закончилось аварией и побегом. Девушке светит уголовка и счёт за ремонт — 3,7 млн рублей. Огурец
❤1👍1
⚠️18+ «Да ты чё, у него уже всё — голова разбита. Я услышал крик, и он вот упал». В подмосковных Химках мужик выбросился из окна, по пути сорвав провода. Судя по видео, мужчина подаёт признаки жизни. Рядом с ним обнаружили анальную пробку: связано ли это с его падением, остаётся загадкой. Огурец
❤2
🤯 Макану грозит уголовка за уклонение от призыва на военную службу — сообщают СМИ Пишут, что рэпер проигнорировал уже 6 повесток: следующая может повлечь за собой статью 328 УК РФ с перспективой до двух лет лишения свободы Брат, почему так? Огурец
❤3
👊«Давай, Джонсон, давай» Испанский стыд в центре Москвы: во время прогулки американского бойца Джона Джонса его окружили кавказцы и начали перед ним дёргаться, выкрикивать фразы на ломаном английском и снимать всё на телефон в надежде хайпануть. Сколько 🤡 заслуживают? Огурец
❤2🖕1
Равшан забыл, что идёт стрим и засмотрелся на попу Сабины. Спалился братан😄 Огурец
❤2🤡1
Мужчина решил взять котёнка из приюта, но тот не хотел уходить без своего брата. Поэтому пришлось взять обоих🤩 Огурец
❤5
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🥳Сегодня свое 21-летие отмечает Иван Золо. С днем рождения, главный гений интернета! Огурец
❤8
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @CucumberNews1. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 559,528 of 1,625,404entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Огурец” (@CucumberNews1), 2,043 subscribers as measured 27 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CucumberNews1.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.