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Chop Chop

@ChopLovesSingleMoms

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry

6subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002899345150
TypeChannel
Username@ChopLovesSingleMoms
CreatedBetween 1 July 2025 and 4 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded12 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 October 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 11 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/ChopLovesSingleMoms

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 61% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

676.57 August 2026 — 7 subscribers12 August 2026 — 7 subscribers1 October 2026 — 6 subscribers7 August 20261 October 2026
3 measurements spanning 55 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 6–7 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
1 Oct 2026, 12:216-1
12 Aug 2026, 19:037no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:417first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 4 September 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 January 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
26s
Average length
9s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

50 reactions across 12 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 60.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁3060.0%
🤣816.0%
❤612.0%
👍24.00%
👎24.00%
😭24.00%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 50 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 4 September 2025 to 23 January 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

23 Jan 2026, 22:32 UTC66 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Fuck me mate! Why can't I find any coke here in hell? Oi don't tell me all my internet gfs have moved on from me? Where the fuck is that abo cunt Lii?

😁2

14 Dec 2025, 20:05 UTC77 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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Fuck me mate! Any telegram single moms want to go on a road trip when I reincarnate? Maybe I'll take that aboriginal cunt lii! Oi where's my coke?

😁2

1 Dec 2025, 18:31 UTC80 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Fuck me mate, there's so many single moms down here. I might fancy myself fucking a few of them before Satan pitchforks me again! Fuck me where is my coke and cialis?

🤣4

24 Nov 2025, 22:32 UTC103 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

When Satan asks me how many telegram single moms I fucked! Fuck me mate it's hot down here!

😁4

24 Nov 2025, 01:05 UTC75 views12 reactionsread 12 August 2026

On a serious note, it has been announced (and confirmed) that Chop Chop (Danny McCallum) passed away on Saturday. While it is always sad when someone dies too young in life, it is important to also realize Danny was not an even remotely decent human being. He terrorized dozens of people on telegram being a serial doxxer, abuser of every woman he could get his hands on, and stabbed every friend he had in the back. Cha…

❤6👍2👎2😭2

24 Nov 2025, 01:01 UTC91 views3 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Fuck me mate! No one told me hell would be this hot! Satan keeps poking me with his pitchfork like a proper cunt!

😁3

20 Nov 2025, 22:15 UTC71 views6 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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All this sitting around arguing with single moms on telegram has fucked me up good mate! Bloody sedentary grandpa life has made me pack on the weight... fuck me! I hope the next lucky single mom has a sweat towel ready for me!

🤣3😁3

18 Nov 2025, 10:31 UTC68 views5 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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Took this just now cunts. Feeling real tough in this photo wearing the watch Nala gave me! Single moms better get in my DMs now or I'll be proper pissed! Fuck me mate!

😁5

11 Nov 2025, 10:52 UTC63 viewsread 12 August 2026
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Fuck me mate! These single moms are always breaking my trust by sharing my devious DMs with everyone. Don't these cunts know they're supposed to keep the abuse secret?

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @ChopLovesSingleMoms. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 1 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Chop Chop” (@ChopLovesSingleMoms), 6 subscribers as measured 1 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ChopLovesSingleMoms.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.