9 measurements spanning 7 days, net -532. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 92,587–93,279 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
14 Aug 2026, 09:14
92,667
-98
13 Aug 2026, 02:24
92,765
-77
12 Aug 2026, 04:32
92,842
-95
11 Aug 2026, 02:21
92,937
-66
10 Aug 2026, 05:22
93,003
-75
9 Aug 2026, 05:51
93,078
-77
8 Aug 2026, 05:37
93,155
-44
7 Aug 2026, 15:00
93,199
no change
7 Aug 2026, 14:58
93,199
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 27 May 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 20 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Photos
53
Links
6
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
23,213 reactions across 19 posts, in 29 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.9% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
👍
7,876
33.9%
🔥
7,101
30.6%
❤
5,308
22.9%
👏
1,025
4.42%
🥰
474
2.04%
🤩
302
1.30%
🎉
285
1.23%
👎
267
1.15%
🤮
93
0.401%
💩
82
0.353%
🤡
55
0.237%
😢
49
0.211%
🖕
37
0.159%
🤬
37
0.159%
😁
33
0.142%
🤣
27
0.116%
🍾
25
0.108%
🍌
23
0.099%
🫡
22
0.095%
🌚
20
0.086%
9 further kinds
72
0.31%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 23,213reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 27 May 2025 to 23 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
82
across the posts below
Posts paid on
11
of 19 we hold a reading for · 58%
Most on one post
54
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @Cartman_Crypto_Club. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 27 May 2025 to 23 May 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
⚠️ БАБКА РАЗДАЁТ БАБКИ ⚠️
В Telegram появился очень странный чат
там сидит нейро-бабка 👵
читает сообщения
отвечает людям
и просто РАЗДАЁТ Telegram STARS ⭐️
а ещё бабка иногда дропает:
— Telegram Premium
— подарки 🎁
— деньги 💸 (до $1000)
и всё это буквально за общение в чате, чтобы бедной бабушке не было одиноко 😭😭
никто до конца так и не понял как попасть к ней в любимчики
но чат уже начинает вируситься
👇👇👇
…
🔥 THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME!
We’re launching GRAVITY BALLS — a gift-battle game right here in Telegram!
🎁 You put a gift in
💥 You get your balls
⚔️ You face other players
🎯 And if YOUR ball is the last one standing — you take EVERYTHING!
Yeah, EVERYTHING, dude.
Because you’re awesome.
And they’re not. 😏
👉PLAY HERE
Let’s roll, you magnificent ball-wielding legend 🚀
🎃 Haha, nerds! Rumor has it that on October 21st we’re finally getting some new crappy gifts!
Why? Because:
1️⃣ — Halloween is right around the corner 👻
2️⃣ — The promo calendar is pointing straight to that date (although, as usual, it might completely screw it up 🚶)
Cartman Crypto Club 🚀
🎁 Hey, nerds! I’m giving away 50 gifts, and you’re too lazy to click a damn button?!
Ahaha, fine — stay broke, you lazy pixel pieces of crap 🤣
50 Gifts Here! - CLICK
Cartman Crypto Club 🚀
💸 Hey, nerds! In case your dumb asses still didn’t get it — I’m giving away REAL F*CKING CASH💵💵!
😫 And you just sit there, drooling, thinking this is some scam?!
Ahaha, fine — suck it up and watch others snag the prizes 🤣
Cartman Crypto Club 🚀
🎁 GIVEAWAY of 50 gifts!🎉🎉🎉😫
🏆 Prizes for the luckiest idiots:
🎁 3 Input Keys (so you can pretend you’re elite)
🧦 7 Fresh Socks (at least your feet won’t stink)
🧸 40 Teddy Bears (you’re broke anyway, this will do)
✌ And as always, rules are dumb-simple, even for you:
1️⃣ Subscribe to the channel: Cartman_Crypto_Club
2️⃣ Play just one round of: BUST’A Gift
Cartman Crypto Club 🚀
🎉🎉 So, nerds, today marks one year of these shitty Telegram gifts!
And what now — are we getting updates or new crap?
😫 I’m sick of waiting already, give us something, damn it! 🤬
Cartman Crypto Club 🚀
🐸 Ahaha, you nerds!
GetGems is cutting 🐸PEPE into slices like a damn pizza 🍕
2500 pieces at 2 TON❤️ each — seriously?! 😫
You want your piece of the frog? Go ahead, get in line, idiots.
Cartman Crypto Club 🚀
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Cartman_Crypto_Club. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
😫 So, nerds…
You want me to set up a big giveaway with Telegram gifts?! 🐒🎁🎁 React and vote, dumbasses👇
👍 Yes, bring on the giveaway!92%
👎 No, screw your crappy handouts8%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 27 May 2025 to 23 May 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Cartman Crypto Club” (@Cartman_Crypto_Club), 92,667 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Cartman_Crypto_Club.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.