Channel
@Capitan85
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
593subscribers
-10 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001098998218 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Capitan85 |
| Created | Between 1 September 2016 and 31 October 2017 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 8 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Capitan85 |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 50% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Oct 2026, 04:59 | 593 | -2 |
| 28 Sept 2026, 14:21 | 595 | -2 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 15:39 | 597 | -2 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 03:28 | 599 | -1 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 23:45 | 600 | -3 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 17:47 | 603 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 13:25 | 603 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 25 February 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 16 March 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
ﻣﻦ ﻣﻮﻧﺪﻡ ﺣﻀﺮﺕ ﻧﻮﺡ ﮐﺠﺎ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩﻩ ﮐﻪ ﻫﻤﻪ ﻧﻮﻉ ﺣﯿﻮﻭﻥ ﺍﻭﻧﺠﺎ ﺑﻮﺩﻩ؟ 🤔 ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ﺧﺐ ﻣﺜﻼ ﭘﻨﮕﻮﺋﻦ ﻭ ﺯﺭﺍﻓﻪ ﻭ ﺧﺮﺱ ﭘﺎﻧﺪﺍ ﮐﻪ ﺗﻮ ﯾﻪ ﺍﻗﻠﯿﻢ ﻧﻤﯿﮕﻨﺠﻨﺪ !!! 😐 ﯾﺎ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﺳﺮ ﺭﺍﻩ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﻗﻄﺐ ﺷﻤﺎﻝ ﻭ ﭼﯿﻦ!!! 😕 ﺍﺣﺘﻤﺎﻻ ﺑﺎ ﭘﻨﮕﻮﺋﻨﺎ ﻫﻤﺎﻫﻨﮓ ﮐﺮﺩﻩ ﻣﺜﻼً ﻓﻼﻥ ﺳﺎﻋﺖ ﺳﺮِ ﮐﺎﻧﺎﻝِ ﺳﻮﺋﺰ ﺑﺎﺷﯿﺪ !! 😳 ﺣﺎﻻ ﺑﺎﺯﻡ ﻣﻄﻤﺌﻦ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻢ، ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﺍﺯ ﺟﻨﺘﯽ ﺑﭙﺮﺳﻢ 😂😂😂 @Capitan85
فقط اون توضیحات ضروریشون😂😂😂 @Capitan85
دختره رفته بود دکتر دکتر داشت معاینه میکرد و میگفت به نظرم علایم کم خونی دارین، راستی هر وقت پریود میشین چقدر از دست میدین؟ دختره گفت از شما چه پنهان یکی دو میلیون تومن 😳🙊🙈 جمله سنگینه ده دقیقه سَرو تَه شید خون به مغزتون برسه 😂😂😂 @Capitan85
به نظرتون بیست و چند سالشه خودتون باحجم میتونید تشخیص بدید🙏 @Capitan85
یه اقایی با یه خانم میره دکتر به دکتره میگه: اقای دکتر من نمیتونم زنمو بکنم میشه شما بکنی به من یاد بدی دکتره زن رو میکنه بعد نوبت مرده میشه اونم زنشو میکنه بعدش میرن چند روز بعد باز هم مرده و زنه میرن دکتر بعدش اول دکتره میکنه بعدشم یارو و ... یه روز تو خیابون دکتره با دوستش میرفته اونوره خیابون اون یارو رو میبینه به دوستش میگه: اون کوسخولو میبینی هر هفته زنشو میاره مطب باهم میکنیم . اون یارو که اونور خیابون …
همه از گا آمدیم وبه گا میرویم از زایش گا به آرام گا ودر این مسیر چه آرام به گا میرویم😁 😂 😂 @Capitan85
اگه کسی فتوشاپ بلده این یارو بنفشه رو حذف کنه ریده تو عکس اون کوچولو😂😂 @Capitan85
[ سه تا موش برای هم لاف ميزدند ] 😍👌🏻 اولی: من با فنر تله موش ورزش ميكنم دومی: مرگ موش مزه عرق منه سومی: موبايلش زنگ ميزنه، ميگن كی بود؟، ميگه: بچه ها بودند گربه آوردند، بكنيم!! 😁😂😅😂 @Capitan85
ﺑﻪ ﻧﻈﺮﻡ دختر ﺑﻮﺩﻥ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﺳﺨﺘﻪ . . . . . ﻧﻪ ﻣﯿﺘﻮﻧﯽ ﺑﺪﯼ ، ﻧﻪ دلت مياد ﻧﺪی خداروشکر پسرم😐 دادن میکنم ندادن راضيم به رضاي خدا... یه صابون گلناری هست ....یه حموم درویشی 😂😂😂😂😂 @Capitan85
از دست، دست فروشان چیزی نگیرید😂 @Capitan85
ﻣﺮﺩ ﻣﺘﺎﻫﻠﯽ ﺗﺼﻤﯿﻢ ﮔﺮﻓﺖ ﺷﺐ ﺑﺎ ﻣﻨﺸﯽ ﺍﺩﺍﺭه اﺵ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ و بهش تلمبه بزنه ... ﺭﻓﺘﻨﺪ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﻣﻨﺸﯽ ﻭ ﺗﺎ ﺻﺒﺢ ﺑﺎ ﻫﻢ ﺑﻮﺩﻥ، ﻣﻮﻗﻊ ﺁﻣﺪﻥ ﻣﺮﺩ کفش هاﺷﻮ ﺑﺮﺩ ﺗﻮ ﺑﺎﻏﭽﻪ ﻭ ﺣﺴﺎﺑﯽ ﮐﺜﯿﻒ ﻭ گِلی ﮐﺮﺩ. ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺭﺳﯿﺪ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﺯﻧﺶ ﺑﺎ ﻋﺼﺒﺎﻧﯿﺖ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﺩﯾﺸﺐ ﮐﺠﺎ ﺑﻮﺩﯼ ؟ ﻣﺮﺩ : ﻋﺰﯾﺰﻡ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻢ ﺑﻬﺖ ﺩﺭﻭﻍ ﺑﮕﻢ، ﻣﻦ ﺩﯾﺸﺐ ﺑﺎ ﻣﻨﺸﯽ ﺍﺩﺍﺭﻩ ﺧﻮﺍﺑﯿﺪﻡ ! ﺯﻥ ﺑﺎ ﺗﻌﺠﺐ ﻧﮕﺎﻫﯽ ﺑﻪ ﮐﻔﺶ ﻫﺎﯼ ﻣﺮﺩ ﮐﺮﺩ ﻭ ﮔﻔﺖ : دروغ نگو ﮐﺜﺎﻓﺖ، ﺑﺎﺯ ﺑﺎ ﺩﻭﺳﺘﺎﺕ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩﯼ ﮐﻮﻩ! شیطان که با پسرش نظاره گر ماجرا بود درحالی که…
آقا مورد داشتیم داماد شبه اول عقد رفته پیش عروس گفته از عقب حال کنیم؟ عروسم یک کلام نه نمیشه اقا از داماد اصرار و از عروس انکار داماد: اصلا چرا نه میگی؟؟ عروس: آخه عزیزم هروق از عقب میدم سردرد میشم....!! به این میگن صداقت در زندگی یاد بگیرید😄😄😄😄 @Capitan85
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Capitan85. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Capitan85 !😅” (@Capitan85), 593 subscribers as measured 8 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Capitan85.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.