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@Bottled_Diplomacy
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626subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002231059264 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Bottled_Diplomacy |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Bottled_Diplomacy |
International news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 93% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Oct 2026, 17:10 | 626 | -3 |
| 1 Oct 2026, 09:22 | 629 | +5 |
| 17 Sept 2026, 12:20 | 624 | +2 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 21:03 | 622 | -5 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 11:40 | 627 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 02:50 | 628 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:01 | 628 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
159 reactions across 16 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 55 | 34.6% | |
| 🤡 | 18 | 11.3% | |
| 💯 | 16 | 10.1% | |
| 🤮 | 13 | 8.18% | |
| 🫡 | 12 | 7.55% | |
| 🍾 | 10 | 6.29% | |
| 👍 | 8 | 5.03% | |
| 👏 | 7 | 4.40% | |
| 🔥 | 5 | 3.14% | |
| ❤ | 4 | 2.52% | |
| 🖕 | 4 | 2.52% | |
| 🤔 | 2 | 1.26% | |
| 🥰 | 2 | 1.26% | |
| 💩 | 1 | 0.629% | |
| 🤬 | 1 | 0.629% | |
| 🤯 | 1 | 0.629% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 159 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
WSJ: Exclusive: Russian President Vladimir Putin could try to test NATO’s resolve with a limited assault on an allied country in the next few years, according to new U.S. intelligence reports. — Michael Weiss: This was the intel shared with the Poles, Scandinavians and Balts a few months back -- and met with a fair degree of skepticism, as I was told. It was then leaked in the Polish media and caused quite a stir i…
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Suddenly the White House ballroom has a new name after a federal appeals court panel found that President Trump demolished and built something at the White House without authorization or funding from Congress.
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BREAKING: A manhunt is under way in Scotland for convicted child rapist Cliff Lyons Dobbie, who escaped from staff while on escorted community leave in Perth earlier today.
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Probably the best in-flight footage so far of this Ukrainian long-range strike drone, whose shape closely resembles the Shahed. Despite never being officially unveiled, drones of this type are used relatively frequently against Russian targets, including in deep-strike operations.
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Even the Saudis are now practically out of ammunition. Trump can effectively no longer continue the war if Iran is willing to attack the civilian infrastructure on the southern side of the Gulf.
Steve Rosenberg, Reading Russia - 7th August 2026: Today’s Russian papers report on Russia’s “Anti-crisis petrol” – lower grade fuel now being sold “to prevent a petrol shortage.” One paper warns: “regular use of lower grade petrol” causes problems for modern cars
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Signed LD 𓃩
You cannot enough hail this busdriver at Leipzig airport: He saw a low hovering drone beside a Ukrainian Antonov - and stepped on it. He thus prevented a catastrophy and was lucky to survive himself. The drone carried 800 g of Semtex. What’s more, the drone had already been above the plane‘s wing. Investigators found a part of it. (The fuel tanks are in the wings. The 800 g payload was enough to blow them up). The …
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Trump signs new orders to restrict birthright citizenship despite Supreme Court ruling. Trump’s elimination of a birthright citizenship is deeply ironic because his son Barron, born in New York before Melania became a U.S. citizen, was a citizen from birth.
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In 1975 the Soviet Union signed at Helsinki that every state chooses its own security arrangements. In 1990 it signed the Charter of Paris repeating it. In 1994 Russia signed at Budapest, alongside Washington and London, that it would respect Ukraine's borders and never coerce it — in exchange for which Ukraine surrendered the third-largest nuclear arsenal on earth, warhead by warhead, verified. In 1997 Russia signed…
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North Korea provides ballistic missiles to russia, but Germany never sent the Taurus. The US never sent the Tomahawk and dragged its ass to send a little over 100 ATACMS. Remember this.
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Intelligence reports suggest Russia is going to try to establish a northern frontline with Ukraine again using troops from mobilisation it is also going to ramp up sabotage attempts seen in Europe with its intelligence services increasing activity.
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More details are emerging about yesterday's drone attack at Leipzig/Halle Airport. According to WDR, NDR and Süddeutsche Zeitung, one of the Ukrainian Antonov cargo aircraft parked next to the drone was loaded with military ammunition that had recently arrived from France and was awaiting onward transport, according to a confidential police report. Investigators say the drone was first seen hovering between two Ant…
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @Bottled_Diplomacy. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Bottled Diplomacy” (@Bottled_Diplomacy), 626 subscribers as measured 12 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Bottled_Diplomacy.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.