Channel
@BenCrellin
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
671subscribers
+24 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001675905636 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @BenCrellin |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 10 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/BenCrellin |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 67% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Oct 2026, 15:56 | 671 | -7 |
| 2 Oct 2026, 17:17 | 678 | -11 |
| 17 Sept 2026, 06:56 | 689 | +8 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 08:01 | 681 | -1 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 16:16 | 682 | -1 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 05:58 | 683 | +16 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 02:07 | 667 | +22 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 04:27 | 645 | -2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 02:47 | 647 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:53 | 647 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
314 reactions across 20 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 89.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 282 | 89.8% | |
| 😁 | 12 | 3.82% | |
| ❤ | 10 | 3.18% | |
| 🥰 | 4 | 1.27% | |
| 🔥 | 2 | 0.637% | |
| 😭 | 2 | 0.637% | |
| 🤬 | 2 | 0.637% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 314 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
https://t.me/BenCrellin/1931 هذا اليجي يكلك حرب العراق وايران جانت رعونة وعبثية زين شتكول لنفسك من ابو الدلفري مال فايكنغ يجي يركب مرتك المستقبلية بهل حر هو وريحته المحمضة وخصاوية العركانات يدفعهن بحلكها وانت كرار فاضل المثقف الإمارجي ابو عظم الخشن تسبح كل يوم مرتين وتستعمل Bleu de Chanel Parfum من تريد تروح للمؤتمرات هذا مو عبث؟
🤣12
صورة اوضح لصاحب مقولة خل تنيج مو مهم ماضيها يا رجعي *ملاحظة هو عظمه خشن مو سمين
🤣23
حرفياً لا تخافون هسة دخلت لواحد منهم دا اتفاوض وياه على السعر يمكن احصللكم شقة طابق اخير ب10 دفاتر يعني فلس ونص #الله_ولي_التوفيق
🤣17😁2
لگيتلكم سعر ارخص تدللون انتو علية
🤣16
فمن تسمع 500 الف دولار او 750 مليون دينار على شقة 250 متر فكلش سعر رخيص وتسوى برأيي اذا الامور مال النيچ والونسة تبقى نفسها ما تتغير
🤣12
تخيل تخابر اي كحبة ببالك بالعراق الووو تعاليلي اني عندي شقة 250 مترة بباوبة العراق حرفياً الكحبة من دون اي مبالغة راح تركض ركض بس حتى تجيك للشقة مالتك حتى تنيچها مجمع كامل عبارة عن مگودة ونيچ ولحس والاعمار تبدي من 8 سنوات وفوگ واغلب الي ساكنين هناك "كلك" مجرد واحد جاي مكعدهم هناك فشغلتهم الوحيدة انو يقدمولك نيچ وونسة
❤10
ببلاش خمسين دفتر تخيل تعيش بمنطقة كلها كحاب وفرچ مثل جزيرة ابستين حرفياً بس ديربالك همة نزلو السعر لأن يدرون اذا صدك هذني الاخبار فالكحاب بعد ماكو
🤣10🔥2
براااااه
🤣17
Photo, posted without a caption
🤣21
Photo, posted without a caption
🤣10
اقسم بالله لولا مخافة الله لعبدت الشروگ
🤣13🤬2
الشجرة الخبيثة الناصرية تخيل يودوك لكربلة وطول الطريق يحموك ويوفرولك اكل وينطوك انترنيت ويوفرولك نسوان وغيرها من اساليب المتعة وتكمل زيارتك وترجع لبيتكم سالم تفتح قناتك مال تليكرام تكتب "عاش الامن الوطني ومكافحة الارهاب كفو منكم اقضو عليهم لا تبقولهم باقية" فيا ابن الباغية الرفيقة الم تعلم ان من تُشجع على ضربهم واستهدافهم هم من حموك طيلة خمسين يوماً يطعموك ويشربوك ؟ الم تستح ؟ قال الامام علي عليه السلام ان لم تستح فأ…
🤣15😁1
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @BenCrellin. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“اشياء لا تسويها” (@BenCrellin), 671 subscribers as measured 12 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/BenCrellin.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.