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Channel
@Awakeningpignewspaper
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
4,893subscribers
-29 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001726864569 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Awakeningpignewspaper |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Awakeningpignewspaper |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Aug 2026, 18:37 | 4,893 | -5 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 09:46 | 4,898 | -9 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 06:06 | 4,907 | -12 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:10 | 4,919 | -3 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 01:45 | 4,922 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 15 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 8 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 24 July 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (15 June 2026 – 24 July 2026) |
| Views total | 823 |
| Reactions total | 34 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 12 Aug 2026, 05:08 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
154 reactions across 20 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👏 | 35 | 22.7% | |
| 🤣 | 34 | 22.1% | |
| ❤ | 31 | 20.1% | |
| 👍 | 11 | 7.14% | |
| 🔥 | 11 | 7.14% | |
| 😭 | 8 | 5.19% | |
| 🤬 | 6 | 3.90% | |
| 🤯 | 6 | 3.90% | |
| 😁 | 4 | 2.60% | |
| 🥴 | 3 | 1.95% | |
| 💊 | 2 | 1.30% | |
| 🍌 | 1 | 0.649% | |
| 😨 | 1 | 0.649% | |
| 🤝 | 1 | 0.649% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 154reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 15 June 2026 to 24 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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海綿無聊的說說🍌 哈囉大家好嗎?只是問候。 因為沒有開放留言,但可以以表情回應 #海綿 #只是關心
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海綿最後的告白我們都是值得也值得的 我想我應該告個段落了,已經預告太久了,我知道很多人不捨,之所以拖那麼久,就是慢慢的離開,估計顧慮的太多 反正很好笑,我不再關注其他事物,只關注自己,我發現我越來越好了哈 就是大議題也只是分心罷了,我以為我能改變什麼,不,先改變自己而已 我希望我們自己在這破世界堅強而偉大 感謝各位支持過這頻道也感謝大家愛我 #海綿 #最後的一封信 #晚安 #永遠的豬豬俠 #豬豬俠的精神
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每給個覺醒的人勉勵撐過去了就是開悟 覺醒是不斷學習的階段,突破各種議題和矩陣,開悟就是能把一切都連結起來 #覺醒 #開悟 #把自己過好
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物價講了好幾年現在更多人受不鳥了 能想像嗎,台灣很多不合理,連颱風都可以作假操控菜價,別忘了果菜市場源頭是政府,例如北農,很多時候根本沒颱風,但物價卻上漲一批,這政府到處吸老百姓的血,實在很可悲,問問台灣人,他們只是說這哪有什麼辦法。所以台灣人根本沒法改變什麼,什麼破民主都是假的,台灣人4百多年來從來沒有真正做主過,還在相信政客的謊言嗎? #台灣 #物價 #可笑 #假民主
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笑死美國人做的唐納德的衣服真好笑 #唐 #唐寶寶 #唐納德 #美國 #喜憨總統
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當發現世界是虛擬的耶和華是假的,你才能真正意義上的作主,嗯這個很哲 正義女神被矇住了雙眼,我們以為的正義只是我們自己以為的而已,凡蒂岡更是早就宣布這個世界的上帝叫路西法 這裡就是地獄,哎,我們才是自己的神 別期待任何人了,把自己過好才是王道 #神 #自己 #意識 #開悟 #覺醒
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Awakeningpignewspaper. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 502,223 of 1,548,671entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Q報時事、香蕉哲學、豬豬俠” (@Awakeningpignewspaper), 4,893 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Awakeningpignewspaper.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.