Вовочка, ты чего такой расстроенный? - Садись, Рома, расскажу. - Ну, рассказывай! - Представляешь, по ходу, скамейка то покрашена
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Channel
@Anekdotyx001
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,189subscribers
-12 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001966027405 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Anekdotyx001 |
| Created | Between 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Anekdotyx001 |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Sept 2026, 11:36 | 1,189 | -1 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 06:21 | 1,190 | -2 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 09:35 | 1,192 | -3 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 23:54 | 1,195 | -2 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 03:44 | 1,197 | -1 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 17:08 | 1,198 | -2 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 12:14 | 1,200 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 10:32 | 1,201 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 10:19 | 1,201 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 7 July 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 December 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
375 reactions across 20 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 142 | 37.9% | |
| 🔥 | 75 | 20.0% | |
| 👍 | 47 | 12.5% | |
| ❤ | 45 | 12.0% | |
| 👏 | 37 | 9.87% | |
| 🤷 | 16 | 4.27% | |
| 🥰 | 7 | 1.87% | |
| 🤣 | 4 | 1.07% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 0.267% | |
| 🤗 | 1 | 0.267% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 375 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 7 July 2024 to 5 December 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Вовочка, ты чего такой расстроенный? - Садись, Рома, расскажу. - Ну, рассказывай! - Представляешь, по ходу, скамейка то покрашена
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Винни Пух поспорил с Пятачком, что выпьет море. Три дня пил он море, да все и выпил. Через час несётся в ужасе Пятачок по лесу и орёт во все горло: - Звери караул, спасайтесь, кто может, Пух писать хочет!😂😂
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Блин! - сказал слон, наступив на колобка😂
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Прежде чем работать над развитием искусственного интеллекта, почему бы не сделать что-нибудь с естественной дуростью?
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Мы смотрим в будущее, не забывая о традициях. В московской больнице впервые потеряли электронную медицинскую карту.
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Умный дом - это когда он подключается к соседскому вайфаю ночью и втихаря майнить крипту, чтобы платить за себя ипотеку. А не вот это вот всё.😂
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Социализм: это накормить народ рыбой. Капитализм: это дать удочки народу, пусть сами ловят себе рыбу. Капитализм в России: продать удочки народу в кредит, приватизировать все водоемы. У народа рыбы нет и все должны платить кредит за удочки!🤣
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Пора признать экономику лженаукой. Она так и не может объяснить, как при постоянном экономическом росте происходит неуклонное снижение уровня жизни😂🤣
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Появились умные телефоны, умные дома, умные часы, но куда-то стали пропадать умные люди...
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Петрович устроился на почту. Нашёл свою посылку и уволился😁
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Мыслящий атеист, живущий в согласии со своей совестью, даже не осознает, насколько он близок к Богу, потому что он делает добро, не ожидая за это награды. В отличие от лицемерного верующего.
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Вчера сказала мужу, что хочу быть для него не просто любовницей и домохозяйкой, но ещё и другом. Он тут же усадил меня напротив, достал бутылку водки, две стопки, налил... и стал жаловаться, как же я его заебала!
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Anekdotyx001. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Анекдоты лучшие № 1” (@Anekdotyx001), 1,189 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Anekdotyx001.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.