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Akasha Guru - geimpft aber nur einmal

@AkashaGuru

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry

11subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002444133663
TypeChannel
Username@AkashaGuru
Created21 October 2024measured — dated from the channel’s first post
First recorded12 August 2026
Last confirmed live31 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 31 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/AkashaGuru

Growth

111211.58 August 2026 — 12 subscribers12 August 2026 — 12 subscribers24 August 2026 — 11 subscribers8 August 202624 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 17 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11–12 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
24 Aug 2026, 21:5711-1
12 Aug 2026, 04:4612no change
8 Aug 2026, 00:2512first reading

Engagement

12 posts held, back to 21 October 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
63.6%
avg views ÷ 11 subscribers
Avg views / post
7.0
1 post measured
Reaction rate
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
1
of 12 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 August 2026
Posts held12 (21 October 20248 August 2026)
Views total7
Reactions total
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 04:46 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 01s
Average length
1m 01s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

44 reactions across 7 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 43.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣1943.2%
🤡1227.3%
🥱36.82%
🦄24.55%
12.27%
🎅12.27%
🐳12.27%
👻12.27%
😁12.27%
🤯12.27%
🥴12.27%
🫡12.27%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 44reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 21 October 2024 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

4 Nov 2024, 17:42 UTC≈1,390 views20 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Morgen ist es soweit Morgen am 5 November 2024 wird Potus Donald Trump nach vierjähriger Wartezeit, endlich wieder seinen rechtmäßigen Platz, auf seinem Thron im oval Office einnehmen. Ich darf nicht zuviel verraten, aber seid gespannt. Die Veränderung kommt wie ein Tsunami und ist nicht mehr aufzuhalten. Schnallt euch an und genießt das Spektakel, die Hure Babylon wird fallen und mit ihr das ganze römische Reich, d

🤣12🤡5🥱3

30 Oct 2024, 20:51 UTC≈1,240 views9 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Es ist soweit juhuu die White Hats übernehmen den Laden. Der Sumpf wird ausgetrocknet. Heil Q Ich spendier ne Runde Popcorn

🤡5🦄21🥴1

23 Oct 2024, 18:46 UTC≈1,130 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

News im Kampf gegen die Nephilim Sie sind die gefallenen Engel und Herrscher der alten Welt. Ihre Blutlinie wurde bis heute bewahrt - Die Nephilim. Sie sind Meister der Täuschung, genau wie ihr Urvater; Die Schlange aus dem Paradies. Satan persönlich. So ziemlich alle bedeutenden Menschen der Weltgeschichte gehören zu der Schlangenbrut. Sie kontrollieren Handel, Geld und Politik mit eisener Hand und durch Ihren Ein

🤣2

23 Oct 2024, 11:30 UTC964 views5 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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Huhn oder Ei - was war zuerst? Eine Forschergruppe der Universität Oxford hat sich mit dieser Frage beschäftigt und Veröffentlicht nach jahrelanger Recherche folgenden Bericht von Professorin Dr. Anna Blomley: "Wir haben herausgefunden, dass Dinosaurier schon Eier legten, bevor es Hühner überhaupt gab"

🤣3🎅1😁1

23 Oct 2024, 11:01 UTC889 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Geheimnisvolle Schornsteine Neben Antigravitation sollen die Nazis auch mit freier Energie experimentiert haben.

🤣2👻1🫡1

21 Oct 2024, 16:06 UTC943 viewsread 12 August 2026
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Unvorstellbare Mengen Erdöl in Nigeria gefunden Mittels Sonar wurden riesige Mengen vom schwarzen Gold lokalisiert. Dies freut hauptsächlich die vorwiegend amerikanischen Firmen, die im rohstoffreichsten Land auf dem afrikanischen Kontinent das Monopol zum bohren besitzen. Die texanische Firma Exxon Mobil soll Berichten zufolge, ihre Belegschaft vor Ort um 50% aufgestockt haben und die Ölfördermenge bis Ende 2025 ve

21 Oct 2024, 12:04 UTC319 viewsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Im Sumpf bleibt es sumpfig Ein herber Rückschlag für die white Hats und die Allianz der Befreier. Am 17.10 präsentiert die amerikanische deep State Armee ihre neue Wunderwaffe. Der Kremlsprecher Dmitri Sergejewitsch Peskow bestätigt besorgt: "Wir haben Kenntnis über die Tests und wissen, es handelt es sich um supermega Plasmakanonen (kurz S.M.E.G.M.A) der neusten Generation".

21 Oct 2024, 11:03 UTC944 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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Immer weniger Salz im Meer Fischer zittern um ihre Existenz. Laut dem deutschen Dachverband "Salz Freunde", werde seit Jahren eine bedrohliche Abnahme vom Salzgehalt im Ozean beobachtet. Während der Durchschnittswert im Jahr 1978 noch satte 3,5% betrug, weisen letzte Messungen nur noch 3,37% auf. Schuld sei laut Klimaexperten die Polschmelze, bei der immer mehr Süßwasser ins Meer gelangt. Meeresbiologen weltweit sin

🤯1

21 Oct 2024, 10:37 UTC787 views3 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Der Mars-Rover „Perseverance“ ist seit 2021 auf der Oberfläche des roten Planeten unterwegs. Was er jetzt entdeckt haben soll, hat Potenzial die Geschichte umzuschreiben. Der Roboter entnahm gemäss der NASA, Proben von getrocknetem gekrümmtem Wasser. Eine Nachricht die neben Physikern, auch die Flacherdlerfraktion in Aufrur versetzt.

🤡2🐳1

Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @AkashaGuru. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Akasha Guru - geimpft aber nur einmal” (@AkashaGuru), 11 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/AkashaGuru.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.