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Channel
AUTIST SWIM
@AUTISTSWIM
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
38subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001408764599 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @AUTISTSWIM |
| Created | 23 February 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/AUTISTSWIM |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 21:01 | 38 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:47 | 38 | first reading |
Engagement
16 posts held, back to 27 July 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 17 June 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 61
- Videos
- 7
- Links
- 35
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 1m 34s
- Average length
- 31s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
RIP to my trusty canon ts702. In the last five years his printer has been shipped across the country twice and run tens of thousands of pages. I managed to print two shipping labels before it stopped working so the rest of you will have to wait while I figure something out here
Greg Arcade packs are getting packed up and ready to be shipped out. There are still some left for sale but not for long. The payment link will be deactivated some time this week. All profits will be donated to the Arcade family. https://buy.stripe.com/28E6oHbvEdw2dGO2b83Ru00
The Legend of Greg Arcade. Grab some limited edition pins before they’re all gone! Funds go directly to the Arcade family. Thank you to everyone who already purchased some 🤍 https://buy.stripe.com/28E6oHbvEdw2dGO2b83Ru00 @LeighStew
The cost of stamps went up by so much that the ones I bought a year ago are pretty much irrelevant and they don't sell a convenient stamp that covers the difference. I have to use 10
More holo Greg Arcade pins to be included in random orders. The pattern makes the camera freak out so it looks better in real life. Greg Arcade 5 pack of pins available below for a limited time only. Random bonuses included with every order. $13.99 with free shipping, all profits go to Greg's family. https://buy.stripe.com/28E6oHbvEdw2dGO2b83Ru00
Fantastic sales for the Greg Arcade packs in the last two days. Thank you to everyone who placed your order. Stripe says the funds will pay out next Monday June 16. I'll start shipping orders and donate the profits to the GiveSendGo when that happens. This sale is for a limited time only so get them while you still can. It's only $14 for the last official merchandise sanctioned by the legendary Greg Arcade. Greg l…
A good number of orders have come in for the Greg Arcade packs and I'm very happy to see all the support. Reminder that this is your last chance to get officially branded Greg Arcade merch and the profits are going directly to his family. Take the $14 you were gonna spend at Singh Hortons this week and give it to white people instead https://buy.stripe.com/28E6oHbvEdw2dGO2b83Ru00
Holographic Greg Arcade trucker skull pins might end up in your order. Greg Arcade packs available for a limited time only. All profits going to his family. https://buy.stripe.com/28E6oHbvEdw2dGO2b83Ru00
Hello again, If you went to the Rage Tour last year, you may have bought some pins I made for the Grift Shop. What most people don't know is that Greg Arcade actually convinced Derek to send me the money to produce those. Part of the deal was Greg wanted me to "accidentally" slip in some packs for him. Shortly after, Greg deleted his online presence and became very difficult to reach. He never gave me a shipping a…
Thank you to everyone who placed orders. Square has just locked my payment account so I will be unable to take any more orders.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @AUTISTSWIM. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“AUTIST SWIM” (@AUTISTSWIM), 38 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/AUTISTSWIM.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.