Channel
@AG_CV
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
7,514subscribers
-14 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001165278285 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @AG_CV |
| Description | • قناه نكت تحشيش😂✔️ • قصف زواحف ولقزمات😂✔️ • لسنا الاول والاكن الافضل😂✔️ • همنا نزرع ضحكه في وجوهكم😂 |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 30 June 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/AG_CV |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 06:57 | 7,514 | -14 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 05:51 | 7,528 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 23:31 | 7,528 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 4 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 5 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
173 reactions across 19 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 78.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 136 | 78.6% | |
| 😁 | 17 | 9.83% | |
| 🤪 | 17 | 9.83% | |
| 🤓 | 2 | 1.16% | |
| 😭 | 1 | 0.578% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 173reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 4 May 2026 to 12 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
👰قسمتج متــــأخره 👰 😭علاقتج بزوجك مو زينه تردين نجاح بالدراسه ودرجات 🌷 مطلقه وحابه ترجعين للزوجج😔 محتاره بشي ماتعرفين زينه لو مو زينه تريدين تكشفين عن حياتج العامه تريدين تعرفين زوجج حبيبج يخونج لو لا اشتركي هناء 👇 https://t.me/+fVYgxzIqYDU2NzYy
علفكࢪه ماشفت أوكح من ضميࢪي الدࢪاسي ماࢪيد ادرس وازعل اذا جبت دࢪجه قليله 🌝💔😂😂😂😂
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بيبيتي مقتنعة تمامًا انو زيت الزيتون علاج لكل الأمࢪاض حتى لو جنت مصاب بصدمه عاطفيه ࢪاح تدهنك 🤣🤣🤣💔
🤪8🤣7😁1
المࢪأة تگدࢪ تشوف شعࢪه بنت عل ملابس زوجها من على بعد كيلو متࢪ ومن تندعم بسياࢪة لو عامود وهيه تسوق اول كلمه تكولها ماشفته 😒😂😂😂😂😂😂 #شافج_البين_ان_شاء_الله
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من مميزات شعبنا العظيم يـدخـل مـن بـاب الخࢪوج ويطلع مـن بـاب الدخول بس هيج عناد 😂😂😂💔
😁9🤣4
كلشي اتوقع بس مال الاسلامية اصعب من الفيزياء والكيمياء ماكو هيج 😂😂😂💔
🤣10😁1
كلما زاد نكد الانثى زاد استغفاࢪ الࢪجال ما اجملكم ايها النساء حينما تنشࢪون الايمان 😂😂😂🌚🌚💔
🤣12
اكو واحد راح سأل الشيخ كله لو رجلي اليسرى تحكني شنو يعني؟ كله يحجون بيك بخير ! گله لو اليمنه؟ گله ذكروك بشي موزين ! گله ولو ايدي؟ گله ينطونك فلوس! گله لو بطنی؟ گله یعنی جوعان! گله لو ظهري يحكني ؟ گله: خايب انته ماكلك الوصخ روح أسبح وخلصنه 😂😂😂😂😂 .
🤣7
اكو محشش عنده كيه محمل ركاب فسأله ابو المرور كاله امنين حملت الركاب.؟ كاله؛ حملتهم من النت المهم صار أسبوعين يبوس بالضابط حتى يطلع السيارة من الحجز . والضابط يكوله النت ضعيف 😂😂😂 .
🤣10🤪2
واحد مرته كلش مو حلوه مره من المرات لكاه تخونه ويه واحد كام لزم الي خاينته وياه من ياخته وسحله كله ولَك هسه اني مجبور انت منو جابرك 😂😂😂 .
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اكو واحد كردي راح للدكتور گاله مايصير عندي أطفال ... الدكتور گلـه : منو عدكم بالعائله هم مايصير عنده أطفال ؟ گاله : أبوي ... الدكتور گلـه : جا وأنته منين جاي ؟ گاله : من السليمانيه 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣12
دكتور محشش طالع من غرفة المريض وحاط التحميله فوك إذنه ،، ويتمشى بالمستشفى شافه دكتور ثاني كاله : خير ان شاء الله اشوفك حاط التحميلة فوك اذنك وتتمشى شصاير كاله المحشش : افاااا جا أنا وين حطيت القلم 😂😂😂😂😂
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @AG_CV. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 894,606 of 1,169,250entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“تحشيش🤣نكات🤣عراقيه🤣مضحكه” (@AG_CV), 7,514 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/AG_CV.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.