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Здесь пьют культурно🥂

@zpk_alko

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

54,815subscribers

-1,218 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001969863060
TypeChannel
Username@zpk_alko
Description🍾 Умному человеку иной раз приходится выпить, чтобы не так скучно было с дураками. 18+ Сотрудничество: @dimalee96 Вопросы и предложения: @alconews_bot Пригласить друга: https://t.me/+Dske6Dq91WU3ZjVi
Created18 September 2023 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live25 October 2026
Measurements held49
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 25 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/zpk_alko

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 60% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

54,81556,03355,4246 August 2026 — 56,033 subscribers7 August 2026 — 56,022 subscribers8 August 2026 — 56,012 subscribers9 August 2026 — 55,998 subscribers10 August 2026 — 55,984 subscribers11 August 2026 — 55,967 subscribers12 August 2026 — 55,952 subscribers13 August 2026 — 55,929 subscribers14 August 2026 — 55,915 subscribers15 August 2026 — 55,895 subscribers17 August 2026 — 55,875 subscribers18 August 2026 — 55,861 subscribers19 August 2026 — 55,855 subscribers20 August 2026 — 55,841 subscribers21 August 2026 — 55,822 subscribers22 August 2026 — 55,792 subscribers24 August 2026 — 55,760 subscribers25 August 2026 — 55,745 subscribers26 August 2026 — 55,725 subscribers27 August 2026 — 55,664 subscribers29 August 2026 — 55,652 subscribers30 August 2026 — 55,639 subscribers31 August 2026 — 55,623 subscribers1 September 2026 — 55,588 subscribers2 September 2026 — 55,569 subscribers3 September 2026 — 55,548 subscribers5 September 2026 — 55,538 subscribers8 September 2026 — 55,473 subscribers11 September 2026 — 55,444 subscribers13 September 2026 — 55,428 subscribers14 September 2026 — 55,401 subscribers16 September 2026 — 55,369 subscribers19 September 2026 — 55,331 subscribers26 September 2026 — 55,232 subscribers4 October 2026 — 55,100 subscribers9 October 2026 — 55,044 subscribers13 October 2026 — 54,985 subscribers14 October 2026 — 54,968 subscribers15 October 2026 — 54,949 subscribers16 October 2026 — 54,933 subscribers17 October 2026 — 54,931 subscribers18 October 2026 — 54,919 subscribers19 October 2026 — 54,903 subscribers20 October 2026 — 54,891 subscribers21 October 2026 — 54,869 subscribers22 October 2026 — 54,856 subscribers24 October 2026 — 54,845 subscribers24 October 2026 — 54,832 subscribers25 October 2026 — 54,815 subscribers6 August 202625 October 2026
49 measurements spanning 80 days, net -1,218. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 54,632–56,216 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 49
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
25 Oct 2026, 20:4654,815-17
24 Oct 2026, 22:2754,832-13
24 Oct 2026, 00:2754,845-11
22 Oct 2026, 23:5954,856-13
21 Oct 2026, 23:2654,869-22
20 Oct 2026, 16:4154,891-12
19 Oct 2026, 14:4654,903-16
18 Oct 2026, 15:2954,919-12
17 Oct 2026, 13:1654,931-2
16 Oct 2026, 13:3654,933-16
15 Oct 2026, 16:2654,949-19
14 Oct 2026, 16:5854,968-17
13 Oct 2026, 07:3054,985-59
9 Oct 2026, 01:0055,044-56
4 Oct 2026, 14:1755,100-132
26 Sept 2026, 06:1555,232-99
19 Sept 2026, 08:4155,331-38
16 Sept 2026, 21:3855,369-32
14 Sept 2026, 21:0055,401-27
13 Sept 2026, 04:5955,428first reading

Engagement

313 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 163 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
5.87%
avg views ÷ 54,815 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,220
119 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.89%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
119
of 313 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 October 2026
Posts held313 (1 August 2026 – 26 October 2026)
Views total382,791
Reactions total3,408
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken26 Oct 2026, 09:31 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈5,220
Videos
≈159
Links
≈5,190

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 26 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
3m 52s
Average length
26s

Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

9,716 reactions across 313 posts, in 49 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤2,59026.7%
👍2,52025.9%
😁1,99120.5%
🔥7407.62%
🤣4154.27%
💯3934.04%
👏3683.79%
🤔1751.80%
😱981.01%
🤮830.854%
🤬590.607%
🍾330.34%
😢300.309%
🤯250.257%
🙈180.185%
🥰180.185%
👌170.175%
🙏140.144%
🐳100.103%
❤‍🔥90.093%
29 further kinds1101.13%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 313 of the 313 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 9,716 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 313 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 26 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 313 we hold a reading for · 0.6%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @zpk_alko. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 313 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 1 August 2026 to 26 October 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

26 Oct 2026, 08:11 UTC681 views12 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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Бокал красного для сердца: что осталось от французского парадокса В 1992 году в Lancet вышла статья, которая надолго стала лучшим тостом за красное. Серж Рено и Мишель де Лоржериль спрашивали: почему французы едят много насыщенных жиров, а от ишемической болезни сердца умирают реже? Отчасти, решили они, дело в вине. По эпидемиологическим данным, 20-30 граммов спирта в день, как у французов, снижают этот риск миниму…

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26 Oct 2026, 05:27 UTC≈1,440 views12 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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Утром алкотестер показал ноль. Можно за руль? Вечер удался, а утром ехать. В голове два вопроса, и на оба у науки есть ответ. Сколько спирта уходит за ночь? 🟢Меньше, чем хочется. Печень разбирает алкоголь почти с постоянной скоростью, сколько его ни выпей. Шведский судебный токсиколог Алан Уэйн Джонс перебрал гору исследований: у умеренно пьющих в среднем уходит около 0,15 промилле в час. Было 1,2 промилле в два н…

👍8❤2🙏2

25 Oct 2026, 17:12 UTC≈2,190 views30 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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Арманьяк: бренди, к которому перегонный куб приезжает сам Каждую осень и зиму по Гаскони ездят медные перегонные кубы. Приехал на ферму, перегнал вино хозяина, поехал к соседу. Большинство здешних виноделов так и работает: зовут бродячего дистиллятора. Сам куб тоже местный. В 1810-х его запатентовал печник из Оша по фамилии Тюильер, и сегодня через такие аппараты проходит около 95% арманьяка. Вино стекает в нём с т…

😁12❤9👍8👏1

25 Oct 2026, 14:12 UTC≈2,210 views22 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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Как открыть шампанское и не потерять глаз Почти 13 тысяч тяжёлых травм глаза из регистров США, Венгрии и Мексики. Офтальмологи сложили их вместе и посчитали, сколько из них устроили бутылки с газированными напитками. Вышло 90 случаев. В США пробка от шампанского дала пятую часть этих травм, в Венгрии 71%, в Мексике ни одной. Авторы (British Journal of Ophthalmology, 2004) пишут, что предупреждения на этикетках, суд…

👍16❤4😁1😢1

25 Oct 2026, 11:12 UTC≈2,390 views52 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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#юмор | Здесь пьют культурно

🤣47👏4😁1

25 Oct 2026, 08:12 UTC≈2,370 views25 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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Хересная бочка, которую строят ради виски Двести лет схема работала сама. Херес плыл из Андалусии в Британию прямо в бочках, а по бутылкам его разливали уже на месте. Бодеги просили пустые бочки обратно, но винокурни платили больше, и бочки оставались в Шотландии, уже с виски внутри. Так хересный виски и стал классикой. А в 1980-х Испания обязала разливать херес только у себя, и бочки с ним приплывать перестали. ⏺…

❤13👍12

25 Oct 2026, 05:20 UTC≈2,660 views30 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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Уголь или бутерброд: что принять перед застольем? Есть два народных способа подготовиться к застолью. Одни заранее глотают несколько таблеток активированного угля, другие съедают хлеб с маслом. Наука проверяла оба, бутерброд, правда, не буквально, и выводы вышли противоположные. Начнём с угля. В 1986 году в журнале по клинической токсикологии описали опыт: шестеро добровольцев натощак пили дозу спирта, рассчитанну…

👍22❤8

24 Oct 2026, 17:11 UTC≈2,870 views28 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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Пивной живот: виновато ли пиво? Миф трубит: пиво оседает именно на животе. Немецкие эпидемиологи проверили его на 20 с лишним тысячах человек. В исследовании EPIC-Потсдам участвовали 7876 мужчин и 12 749 женщин. Сравнили, сколько они пьют пива и какой у них обхват талии, а потом наблюдали 8,5 года. Что нашли. У мужчин, выпивавших литр пива в день, риск прибавить в талии был на 17% выше, чем у пивших совсем мало. У…

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24 Oct 2026, 14:11 UTC≈2,690 views13 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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Как Лондон 22 года воевал с джином 1751 год. За шиллинг, дешевле обычной гравюры, можно купить «Переулок джина» Уильяма Хогарта. На ней лондонский квартал Сент-Джайлс: полураздетая мать роняет младенца, кто-то закладывает пожитки, кто-то повесился, дома рушатся. На первом плане вывеска: «Пьян за пенни, мертвецки пьян за два пенса, солома даром». Похожую Хогарт видел наяву. Гравюра продавалась в паре с «Пивной улиц…

❤12👍1

24 Oct 2026, 11:11 UTC≈2,660 views12 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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Водка после тренировки: чем платят мышцы Тренировка, душ, бар. В командных видах спорта после игры пьют много, и физиологи из Новой Зеландии и Австралии проверили, во что это обходится мышцам. Во всех опытах пили водку с апельсиновым соком, менялась только доза. Вот она по нарастающей, в граммах спирта на килограмм веса, с переводом для мужчины в 80 кг. 0,5 г, около 125 мл водки. Новая Зеландия, 2010 год. Десять м…

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24 Oct 2026, 08:11 UTC≈2,600 views22 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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Кто на самом деле научил Джека Дэниела делать виски? Долго считалось, что мальчишку Джека учил проповедник Дэн Колл. А в 2016 году, к своему 150-летию, Jack Daniel's сам рассказал другую историю. Куб стоял у Колла, но работал на нём другой человек. К концу 1850-х Джек жил на ферме Колла подсобным работником. Перегонкой там заведовал раб Натан «Ниэрест» Грин, мастер своего дела. Джеку велели ему помогать. Так он на…

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24 Oct 2026, 05:40 UTC≈2,750 views22 reactionsread 26 October 2026
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Почему вино наливают в тюльпан, а не в стакан? Сомелье уверяют, что форма бокала меняет вкус. Звучит как снобизм, пока не увидишь, как из бокала выходит спирт. В 2015 году команда Кодзи Мицубаяси из Токийского медико-стоматологического университета собрала «нюхающую камеру». Над бокалом кладут сетку с ферментом алкогольоксидазой: где на неё попадают пары этанола, она светится, а камера снимает свечение. Выходит кар…

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Showing the 12 most recent of 313 posts we hold for @zpk_alko. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Здесь пьют культурно🥂” (@zpk_alko), 54,815 subscribers as measured 25 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zpk_alko.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.