spent last few months grinding perps + building tools for it! if anyone is interested feel free to join and test them out! any feedback / suggestions / critique is more than welcome :)
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Channel
@wizwhimsicals
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Cite this entry
1,847subscribers
-60 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1002805517346 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @wizwhimsicals |
| Created | Between 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 16 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/wizwhimsicals |
Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 96% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Oct 2026, 18:19 | 1,847 | -5 |
| 4 Oct 2026, 19:01 | 1,852 | -2 |
| 25 Sept 2026, 09:21 | 1,854 | -9 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 12:58 | 1,863 | -2 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 15:56 | 1,865 | -3 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 17:38 | 1,868 | -5 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 08:36 | 1,873 | -8 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 20:56 | 1,881 | -7 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 00:27 | 1,888 | -7 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 14:03 | 1,895 | -2 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 00:41 | 1,897 | -2 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 14:37 | 1,899 | -4 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 02:51 | 1,903 | -3 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 04:14 | 1,906 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:33 | 1,907 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:23 | 1,907 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 18 November 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
148 reactions across 17 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 55 | 37.2% | |
| 🤣 | 21 | 14.2% | |
| 😭 | 16 | 10.8% | |
| 🔥 | 11 | 7.43% | |
| 😁 | 9 | 6.08% | |
| 💅 | 8 | 5.41% | |
| ☃ | 5 | 3.38% | |
| 💯 | 5 | 3.38% | |
| 🗿 | 5 | 3.38% | |
| 💘 | 3 | 2.03% | |
| 🙏 | 3 | 2.03% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 1.35% | |
| 💩 | 2 | 1.35% | |
| ✍ | 1 | 0.676% | |
| 💋 | 1 | 0.676% | |
| 🤓 | 1 | 0.676% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 148 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 18 November 2025 to 6 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @wizwhimsicals. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 18 November 2025 to 6 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
spent last few months grinding perps + building tools for it! if anyone is interested feel free to join and test them out! any feedback / suggestions / critique is more than welcome :)
❤9🔥3
Full suite of few.money tools - Monitors different metrics across perp markets on every major exchange, and sends alerts to different channels. - few.money has a bit more info, if you were using wallet tracker, its moved to: few.money/wallet-tracker Recommended to join: ⭐️ few-tuned: https://t.me/+KNuJMmfeKTlhYTI1 - A small, hand-curated channel that stays deliberately low-volume, so it is short enough to read e…
https://vxtwitter.com/0xwildwizard/status/2060165294845477202 me and longs rn.
me and my longs rn
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sorry i posted something with “Zero fucking passion or enthusiasm.” and a “weak asf” bull thesis.
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hoping for a mini AI meta run if ZEC/VVV keep on climbing higher botcoin - bitcoin but for AI pod - actual users using AI models nock - programmable money, verifiable compute settlement gun to my head: - botcoin + pod run first - at some point i slowly rotate both of this into nock
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hyperlighterasterWTIBRENTliquid-ated
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when someone smarter posts (even if its a shitpost) we listen
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now that market is slightly getting better, was going through my previous notes, sharing again for those who might find it helpful: - being early-late , late-early with size will perform better than always being early-early with small size - derisk once u feel its late-late, dont try to extract every last cent of the trade - extracting 80% of the good trades will give u better ammo to snowball into next trades - buy…
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have no edge in this market rn, but make sure to give this a read: https://x.com/darran0x/status/2036108127817683130?s=46
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @wizwhimsicals. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“wiz whimsicals” (@wizwhimsicals), 1,847 subscribers as measured 10 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/wizwhimsicals.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.