Channel
@umor_anecdoty
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,223subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001808681737 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @umor_anecdoty |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 18 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/umor_anecdoty |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Aug 2026, 14:38 | 1,223 | -1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 00:23 | 1,224 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 03:16 | 1,225 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 8 October 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 26 October 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
72 reactions across 19 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 59.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 43 | 59.7% | |
| 👍 | 7 | 9.72% | |
| 🤓 | 7 | 9.72% | |
| 💯 | 6 | 8.33% | |
| ❤ | 4 | 5.56% | |
| 👀 | 3 | 4.17% | |
| 👏 | 1 | 1.39% | |
| 🙈 | 1 | 1.39% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 72reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 8 October 2025 to 26 October 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
— Доктор, помогите, у меня бесплодие! — Откуда вы знаете? — У нас это наследственное. — В смысле? — Ну, у моего деда не было детей, у отца не было детей... — А вы тогда откуда? — Из Воронежа.
🤓4👏1
Профессор финансовой академии идет по коридору. Доходит до аудитории и видит на пороге в хлам пьяного студента. В ярости он спрашивает: — Какой курс?! — 61 рубль 25 копеек.
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На приеме у кардиолога👨⚕️. — Сидоров, сколько пива🍺 вы выпиваете в день? — Четыре бутылки. — Как четыре?! Я же только две разрешил! — Еще две разрешил терапевт.🍺👨⚕️👍😂
😁3
Из разговора жен: - В случае своей измены муж обещал мне подарить новую машину. - У вас, наверное, большой автопарк? - Нет, никак не изменяет, гад.
😁2
После долгих лет дружбы девушка признаётся своему парню: — Прости, всё это время мне было как-то недосуг тебе сказать, что я дальтоник. — Как?! — ужасается парень.— Значит, ты не знала, что я негр?
🤓1
Пьяный муж говорит жене: — Дай попить! Она наливает ему стакан сока из пачки... Он: — Мне нужен свежевыжатый! Она выливает сок на стол, вытирает его тряпкой и выжимает обратно в стакан... — На, при тебе выжимала...
🙈1
Врачу выгодно, когда вы болеете. Юристу хорошо, когда вы попали в беду. Полиция довольна, если вы оказались преступником. Автослесарь радуется, когда ваша машина сломалась. И лишь вор желает вам беспечности и благополучия.😁
💯6
— Батюшка, можно я не буду поститься? — Не постись, твои посты все равно никто не читает и не голосует.
😁6
Алло, полиция, у меня пропал муж. — Давно? Неделю назад. — Почему только сейчас позвонили, небось у него сегодня зарплата? Нет, просто я знаю, что его больше недели ни одна женщина не выдержит, значит что-то случилось.
😁3🤓1
Моя жена сбежала с моим лучшим другом! — Да ты что?! А с кем? — Я его не знаю, но всё равно теперь он — мой самый лучший друг!
👍3
- У тебя прекрасный муж, а ты его всё пилишь и пилишь, чего тебе не хватает? - Я не знаю чего хочу, но пока я от него это не получу, не успокоюсь!
👍1
- Официант, можно еще немного пожарить этих перепелов? - Разве они плохо прожарены? - Я не знаю, но они у меня салат жрут.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @umor_anecdoty. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,291,705 of 1,563,849entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“😁 Весёлые и осознанные ! 😉” (@umor_anecdoty), 1,223 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/umor_anecdoty.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.