شدیدا نیاز دارم یه اتفاق خوب بیوفته، نیاز واقعیها، شده چس تومن تو قرعهکشی ببرم، فقط یادم بیوفته که اتفاقات خوبم ممکنه بیوفتن! @the_caption

Channel
کــپــشنــــ
@the_caption
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
1,123subscribers
-34 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001286019268 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @the_caption |
| Created | Between 1 April 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 17 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/the_caption |
Topic
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 18 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 89% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Oct 2026, 13:16 | 1,123 | -2 |
| 5 Oct 2026, 02:20 | 1,125 | -7 |
| 25 Sept 2026, 21:59 | 1,132 | -5 |
| 17 Sept 2026, 08:39 | 1,137 | -2 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 02:00 | 1,139 | -2 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 11:40 | 1,141 | -1 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 12:00 | 1,142 | -1 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 15:45 | 1,143 | -4 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 10:13 | 1,147 | -1 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 20:37 | 1,148 | -1 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 17:42 | 1,149 | -1 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 17:03 | 1,150 | -2 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 21:35 | 1,152 | -1 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 07:05 | 1,153 | -2 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 03:41 | 1,155 | -2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 12:02 | 1,157 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 10:59 | 1,157 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 11 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
3 reactions across 3 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 66.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 2 | 66.7% | |
| ❤ | 1 | 33.3% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 3 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 11 July 2026 to 28 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
ناامیدم، انگار تمام آدمهای همسن من درختهای گردوشون رو کاشتن و وقت برداشتشون رسیده و من تازه نهالش رو پیدا کردم. @the_caption
بدون نیاز به توضیح اضافه: @the_caption
گاهی پایان دادن، شکل دیگری از احترام گذاشتن به خودته🌱 💬 سپهر خدابنده @the_caption
لطفا "حوصله ندارم" رو به عنوان دلیل موجه بپذیرید. @the_caption
بخشش مکرر، تکرار مجدد میاره. @the_caption
زن خوشگل و خوش اندام بودن مرد رو نگه نمیداره وگرنه به جنیفر لوپز خیانت نمیشد بچه ام مرد رو نگه نمیداره وگرنه به شکیرا خیانت نمیشد پول هم مرد رو نگه نمیداره وگرنه به بیانسه خیانت نمیشد تنها چیزی که مرد رو نگه میداره مردیه که تصمیم گرفته خودش رو نگه داره تمام @the_caption
00:00 این جمله رو سرلوحهی تمام روابطتتون قرار بدید: شما نمیتونید کسی رو مجبور کنید درست رفتار کنه، اما میتونید طوری رفتار کنید که آرزو کنه ایکاش درست رفتار میکردم... @the_caption
❤1
در زندگی بعدیم، کوه میشم و دل نمیبندم واقعا. @the_caption
👍1
تعهد خیلی مهمه؛ تعهد به حرفات تعهد به انتخابت تعهد به کارت تعهد به قولت تعهد به آدمایی که تو زندگیتن، تعهده که عیار آدما رو مشخص میکنه. وگرنه موقع حرف زدن و قول دادن، همه هستن! حتی یه غریبه تو... @the_caption
کاش گریه کردن انقدر بی حاصل نبود، کاش یه چیزی رو تغییر میداد. 💬مهسا @the_caption
صرفا جهت یادآوری: @the_caption
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @the_caption. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“کــپــشنــــ” (@the_caption), 1,123 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/the_caption.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.