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Пошлые анекдоты 18+

@smehvam

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

7,269subscribers

-22 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002142535483
TypeChannel
Username@smehvam
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/smehvam

Growth

7,2697,2917,2807 August 2026 — 7,291 subscribers7 August 2026 — 7,291 subscribers10 August 2026 — 7,280 subscribers13 August 2026 — 7,269 subscribers7 August 202613 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 6 days, net -22. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,266–7,294 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Aug 2026, 16:077,269-11
10 Aug 2026, 19:157,280-11
7 Aug 2026, 13:027,291no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:527,291first reading

Engagement

65 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 9 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
1.21%
avg views ÷ 7,269 subscribers
Avg views / post
88.1
65 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.28%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
65
of 65 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 10 of 65 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 11 August 2026
Posts held65 (5 August 202611 August 2026)
Views total5,724
Reactions total12
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 02:10 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 07s
Average length
22s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

12 reactions across 9 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
433.3%
🤣433.3%
👍325.0%
🙈18.33%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 65 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 12reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 65 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

11 Aug 2026, 20:02 UTC25 viewsread 12 August 2026

— Ты высыпаешься? — Да. — Как у тебя это получается? https://t.me/smehvam ⁣⁣🐬 РКН заблокировал десятки VPN. А Skip работает. Бесплатно для всех. Кроме агентов РКН. ПОПРОБУЙ

11 Aug 2026, 18:02 UTC38 viewsread 12 August 2026

Гостиница. Почтенный господин говорит коридорному: - Любезный, мне кажется, я забыл зонт в своем номере. Сбегай-ка в номер 914: посмотри там в углу, за камином. Лифт не работает и коридорный отправляется на 9-й этаж пешком. Через 10 минут он возвращается, запыхавшийся, потный и говорит: - Сэр, вы оказались правы. Зонт стоит там, где вы и сказали. Прикажете принести? https://t.me/smehvam

11 Aug 2026, 17:15 UTC45 viewsread 12 August 2026

Лучшие бонусы для новичков только тут 💎

11 Aug 2026, 16:15 UTC49 viewsread 12 August 2026
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🤑 @WinGram — Telegram-казино нового поколения: 🚀 Мгновенное пополнение и выплаты 🔓 Полная приватность — никаких документов и KYC 🪙 Бонус 450% к пополнению + 250 Фриспинов новым игрокам 🪙 Без скрытых комиссий и ограничений Играй и выигрывай. @WinGram

11 Aug 2026, 16:02 UTC47 viewsread 12 August 2026

А самое страшное, что я узнал из рекламы, это то, что бактерии живут под ободком унитаза, а размножаются в полости рта. https://t.me/smehvam ⁣⁣🐬 РКН заблокировал десятки VPN. А Skip работает. Бесплатно для всех. Кроме агентов РКН. ПОПРОБУЙ

11 Aug 2026, 14:02 UTC57 viewsread 12 August 2026

Плaкaт peклaмы плacтикoвыx oкoн ceгoдня нa yлицe видeл … Тaм изoбpaжeнa гpycтнaя бaбкa, cмoтpящaя в oкнo и cлoгaн pядoм: «Нe гpycти бaбyль, вcтaвим!» https://t.me/smehvam ⁣⁣🐬 РКН заблокировал десятки VPN. А Skip работает. Бесплатно для всех. Кроме агентов РКН. ПОПРОБУЙ

11 Aug 2026, 12:02 UTC120 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Что-то пошло не так, и шаман вызвал вместо дождя проституток https://t.me/smehvam ⁣⁣👻БЕСПЛАТНАЯ НЕДЕЛЯ Ghost VPN уже доступна для тебя! Жми! 👈

👍2

11 Aug 2026, 09:02 UTC73 viewsread 12 August 2026

Начиталась психологических статеек насчет того, как распознать, что парень в тебя влюблен. Читала я это на диване, сидя со своим лучшим другом. Читала вслух и в какой-то момент осознала, что все пункты совпадают. С ним. Моим другом. Что его корпус направлен ко мне, когда я говорю, что на пошлые темы шутит со мной аккуратно, что когда в компании смеемся, тот всегда смотрит на меня. И он признался, что это всё правда.

11 Aug 2026, 06:02 UTC154 viewsread 12 August 2026

Едет парнишка в метро. Сидит, книжку читает. На остановке входит пожилая дама. Парнишка вскакивает, уступает место. Дама садится. — Молодой человек, вы из Санкт-Петербурга? — Да, а как вы догадались? — А вы мне место уступили. — А вы наверное москвичка? — Да, а как вы догадались? — Вы мне спасибо не сказали. https://t.me/smehvam ⁣⁣👻БЕСПЛАТНАЯ НЕДЕЛЯ Ghost VPN уже доступна для тебя! Жми! 👈

10 Aug 2026, 20:02 UTC99 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Приезжает президент США - Обама к одной местной гадалке и спрашивает её: - Скажи, что будет через двадцать лет? - Через двадцать лет будет война с Россией. - Не-е-е, это мне лучше не знать. Скажи, а сколько через двадцать лет в Вашингтоне будет стоить Пицца в моей любимой пиццерии? - 30 рублей. https://t.me/smehvam ⁣⁣👻БЕСПЛАТНАЯ НЕДЕЛЯ Ghost VPN уже доступна для тебя! Жми! 👈

🙈1

10 Aug 2026, 19:00 UTC95 viewsread 12 August 2026
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10 Aug 2026, 18:02 UTC89 viewsread 12 August 2026

Друг поссорился с женой. Встретились на утреннюю пробежку, рассказал, что случилось. У его жены недавно был день рождения. Конечно, он купил большой букет цветов. И еще подарил планшет. Жена довольна, все хорошо. Через неделю она уехала в другой город к родителям. И на день рождения лучшей подруги отправила его. Сказала: "Купи ей букет цветов приличный, но не лучше, чем мне". Друг так и сделал. Пришел в гости, подари

Showing the 12 most recent of 65 posts we hold for @smehvam. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@smehvam edited 6 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
8 August 2026
Most recent edit
12 August 2026

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,208,220 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Анекдоты | Мемы | Юмор 🍒
@a_necdot69 · 128,844
Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 49 here — alongside 48 others — read 13 August 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Пошлые анекдоты 18+” (@smehvam), 7,269 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smehvam.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.