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Shut up, Evil Dragon, I don't want to raise a child with you anymore

@shut_up_evil_dragon_mh

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On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Cite this entry

3,991subscribers

+292 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002827535570
TypeChannel
Username@shut_up_evil_dragon_mh
CreatedBetween 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 September 2026
Last confirmed live7 October 2026
Measurements held16
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 7 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/shut_up_evil_dragon_mh

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 14 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 52% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

3,6993,9913,8457 August 2026 — 3,699 subscribers8 August 2026 — 3,708 subscribers15 August 2026 — 3,719 subscribers19 August 2026 — 3,739 subscribers22 August 2026 — 3,759 subscribers25 August 2026 — 3,777 subscribers27 August 2026 — 3,780 subscribers30 August 2026 — 3,810 subscribers2 September 2026 — 3,811 subscribers6 September 2026 — 3,811 subscribers6 September 2026 — 3,846 subscribers11 September 2026 — 3,860 subscribers15 September 2026 — 3,870 subscribers19 September 2026 — 3,899 subscribers30 September 2026 — 3,956 subscribers7 October 2026 — 3,991 subscribers7 August 20267 October 2026
16 measurements spanning 61 days, net +292. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 3,655–4,035 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Oct 2026, 05:583,991+35
30 Sept 2026, 07:173,956+57
19 Sept 2026, 12:363,899+29
15 Sept 2026, 02:183,870+10
11 Sept 2026, 15:363,860+14
6 Sept 2026, 15:003,846+35
6 Sept 2026, 13:533,811no change
2 Sept 2026, 10:293,811+1
30 Aug 2026, 20:053,810+30
27 Aug 2026, 23:123,780+3
25 Aug 2026, 08:483,777+18
22 Aug 2026, 11:053,759+20
19 Aug 2026, 00:023,739+20
15 Aug 2026, 13:543,719+11
8 Aug 2026, 07:313,708+9
7 Aug 2026, 17:403,699first reading

Engagement

Posts not read yet. This entry is on the register from its profile alone; the post reader has not reached it. Engagement figures appear here once posts have actually been measured — we do not publish a rate before we have the readings behind it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Shut up, Evil Dragon, I don't want to raise a child with you anymore” (@shut_up_evil_dragon_mh), 3,991 subscribers as measured 7 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shut_up_evil_dragon_mh.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.