Channel
@realBauhauswife
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
1,928subscribers
-42 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001272973134 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @realBauhauswife |
| Created | 15 November 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/realBauhauswife |
Parenting & family — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Sept 2026, 21:58 | 1,928 | -3 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 16:20 | 1,931 | -6 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 18:40 | 1,937 | -8 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 13:57 | 1,945 | -3 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 23:29 | 1,948 | -2 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 04:02 | 1,950 | -5 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 03:57 | 1,955 | -3 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 07:55 | 1,958 | -1 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 21:57 | 1,959 | -4 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 11:59 | 1,963 | +1 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 02:17 | 1,962 | -7 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 22:33 | 1,969 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 02:16 | 1,970 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 02:09 | 1,970 | first reading |
15 posts held, back to 21 January 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 15 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 June 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
It does not take a village to raise a child. This is communitarian propaganda. Raising a healthy child takes a parent (at least one, but ideally two) with strong boundaries, integrity, discernment, and the courage to protect the child from the corruption of the village, thereby imbuing in them groundedness, self-responsibility, and individuation, while remaining part of the world and in right relationship with othe…
There is absolutely nothing wrong with experiencing pain during birth or intensity. there's nothing wrong with not feeling bliss or ecstasy or pleasure while giving birth. Instagram: www.instagram.com/bauhauswife Website: www.yolandenorris-clark.com Email List: https://www.yolandenorris-clark.com/birth-affirmations Substack: https://yolandenorrisclark.substack.com/ Private Community: https://www.yolandenorris-clark.…
Regulated midwifery works on exactly the same sentimental principles of coercion, and manipulation, and control, and inverted hierarchies, and normalized abuse as does industrial obstetrics because licensed regulated midwifery is industrial obstetrics. Instagram: www.instagram.com/bauhauswife Website: www.yolandenorris-clark.com Email List: https://www.yolandenorris-clark.com/birth-affirmations Substack: https://yol…
People assume that becoming a mother automatically reduces a woman's sex drive, kills intimacy, dampens our sexuality, makes us asexual, or that motherhood especially new motherhood and postpartum is somehow neutralizing and a sexually deadening experience. None of this is true. Instagram: www.instagram.com/bauhauswife Website: www.yolandenorris-clark.com Email List: https://www.yolandenorris-clark.com/birth-affirma…
How To Actually Heal Healing is healing. And healing cannot occur outside of the body, the psyche, the mind, and the brain. The body, the psyche, the mind, and the brain cannot be separated. The body, the psyche, the mind, and the brain constitute a unique vortex and it's all you. #bauhauswife #freebirth #radicalbirthkeeper #homebirth Instagram: www.instagram.com/bauhauswife Website: www.yolandenorris-clark.com Emai…
https://yolandenorrisclark.substack.com/p/embracing-the-matrix
Embracing The Matrix If you have not at some point over the past few years com across the term matrix being used to describe the twisted dynamics of technocratic dominations, submission, and control that most of us at some point contract into and consent to over the course of our lives, you must be living in an off grid cave somewhere. #bauhauswife #freebirth #radicalbirthkeeper #homebirth
Pain-free birth IS possible for every woman, but not every woman will choose it—and when we are starting from a place of arguing for our limitations, we diminish the likelihood of even perceiving the options before us. As confronting (and triggering) as this might be, it is a law of the universe that ultimately, the proof of desire is in the having. If you didn’t have a pain-free, orgasmic birth experience, you did…
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RBK School starts February 1st, last day to register to join me and Emilee @freebirthsociety. I’m speaking at @anarchapulco on February 10th, can’t wait. Join my private network to receive individual feedback and support. Link in profile. Otherwise, I remain in hermitess mode for the most part. 😘 #bauhauswife #birthanarchy #radicalbirthkeeper #radicalbirthwork #freebirth
A big way, if not the most important way, of dealing with and downgrading risk in birth-work is divesting ourselves of our addiction to drama. It’s fascinating to see all the ways that we invite drama into our lives, especially in birth-work. This is why, in the Radical Birth Keeper School, we spend a big chunk of the program studying self mastery and how we’re, consciously and unconsciously, co-creating everything…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @realBauhauswife. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
@realBauhauswife named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Bauhauswife” (@realBauhauswife), 1,928 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/realBauhauswife.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.