21 Nov 2024, 11:08 UTC≈10,200 views135 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
COMRADES!
Your mission is to become the embodiment of the “three silent agents”:
Hear Nothing: Ignore irrelevant noise; focus only on orders.
See Nothing: Observe only what’s critical; stay unnoticed.
Speak Nothing: Silence is key unless delivering vital intel.
Stay disciplined, operate in the shadows, and execute with precision. We hear nothing irrelevant, see only the mission, and speak only success.
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6 Nov 2024, 10:01 UTC≈9,580 views35 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
Attention, Comrades,
Even the shadows must take a break. At high noon, they disappear—just long enough for a strategic lunch.
While the world pauses, remember: the KGB never truly rests, even when shadows vanish.
Enjoy your lunch, Comrades. Stay sharp.
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24 Oct 2024, 11:54 UTC≈9,340 views23 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
In every investigation, the key is not to end up uncovering yourself.
Especially if you have some secret memo about the upcoming announcements...
Trade now:
https://www.mexc.com/exchange/KGB_USDT
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11 Oct 2024, 13:52 UTC≈10,900 views44 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
KGB INTERNAL MEMO
Subject: Operation Rumor
Attention!!!
Let’s set the record straight: KGB agents do NOT eat children. This absurd myth must be crushed once and for all. We listen for the mission, not for the feast.
Comrades, now you listen up. Project announcement coming soon. You still have time to wiretap…
CONFIDENTIAL
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2 Oct 2024, 08:19 UTC≈9,530 views41 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
$KGB - The Eyes of the Motherland 🫡
The KGB is more than just an organization; it's the watchful eye that never sleeps.
We see everything, even what you think is hidden.
We hear everything, even in the silence.
Join the ranks of those who see beyond the obvious.
Wiretap, gather intelligence, and earn $KGB rewards: @kgb_protocol_bot
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28 Sept 2024, 08:05 UTC≈9,410 views63 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
OPERATION: INVISIBLE INK INITIATIVE
All agents are now required to write daily reports in invisible ink. This is not just for security reasons but also to encourage creative writing skills. The best invisible report wins an invisible gift!
Get creative, comrades!
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24 Sept 2024, 12:03 UTC≈10,200 views47 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
KGB INTERNAL MEMO
Subject: Operation Overcooked
Comrades, when your mission is taking longer than expected, and the microwave's making that noise again, it’s time for Operation Overcooked. This operation involves:
🫡All agents take a mandatory coffee break.
🫡Utilize the downtime for undercover chats with office janitors—they know everything.
🫡Test the office equipment for covert use: Can the toaster double as a radi…
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20 Sept 2024, 13:00 UTC≈9,770 views55 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
Breaking News: iPhone users are reporting crackling sounds from their speakers.
Some might accuse us of using outdated equipment that prevents us from conducting surveillance discreetly.
The truth is, we just want you to know we’re listening
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16 Sept 2024, 10:57 UTC≈9,540 views81 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
Listen.
Record.
Report.
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12 Sept 2024, 09:01 UTC≈10,900 views63 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
OPERATION: MIND THE GAP
When riding public transportation, always sit in the middle. It’s the safest place to overhear conversations, intercept text messages, and, if needed, make a swift exit at the next station. Never underestimate the power of eavesdropping on the go.
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29 Aug 2024, 11:56 UTC≈13,300 views89 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
Operation: Clean Sweep
Just making sure the cash comes out fresh and ready for the next mission. Prepare yourself for some KGB moves soon.
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26 Aug 2024, 08:38 UTC≈12,600 views66 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Photo
Mission: Operation Liberty
Subject: Cooperative Effort to Liberate Durov from French Custody
A high-priority mission has been initiated, involving KGB agents from multiple departments. The objective: to secure the release of Comrade Durov from French imprisonment.
Mission Overview:
1. Cooperative Strategy:
• Agents from Intelligence, Counterintelligence, and Special Operations are working in unison to execute a …
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