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Professor Schwurbelstein

@professorschwurbelstein

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

1,929subscribers

-12 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001467787126
TypeChannel
Username@professorschwurbelstein
CreatedBetween 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/professorschwurbelstein

Growth

1,9291,9411,9357 August 2026 — 1,941 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,941 subscribers8 August 2026 — 1,940 subscribers11 August 2026 — 1,935 subscribers15 August 2026 — 1,929 subscribers7 August 202615 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 8 days, net -12. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,927–1,943 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 00:151,929-6
11 Aug 2026, 14:211,935-5
8 Aug 2026, 04:061,940-1
7 Aug 2026, 04:301,941no change
7 Aug 2026, 04:211,941first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 16 May 2022the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 September 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Recent posts

19 Sept 2023, 13:27 UTC≈6,210 viewsread 7 August 2026

Wenn jemand von mir mit Spam angeschrieben wird: Das bin ich nicht.

26 May 2023, 19:16 UTC≈8,790 viewsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @QFSQwantumPhoto

DIE KÖNIGIN DES ROCK N ROLL TINA TURNER STARB IM ALTER VON 83 = 11 - ES GIBT NUR EIN PROBLEM - TINA WURDE ALS MANN GEBOREN - FOTO 2 SEHEN WIR EINEN MANN IN EINEM KLEID - ER HAT 4 KINDER - SELTSAM, WENN MAN EINEN SCHWANZ HAT - FAKE NEWS MEDIA SCHREIBT, ER HATTE KREBS - ER WAR EIN ADRENOCHROME JUNK - GITMO WAR EIN SCHÖNER PLATZ FÜR IHN - SEIN ECHTER NAME IST ANNA MAE BULLOCK - BULLOCK BEDEUTET EINEN GEFESSELTEN BULL

27 Dec 2022, 19:20 UTC≈9,880 viewsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Was für ein dummes Stück braune Knete… 🤦‍♂️

2 Oct 2022, 08:56 UTC≈11,500 viewsread 7 August 2026
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Schwurbel-Ärztin teilt Impfgegner-Bullshit von durchgeknallter Eso-Klemme „Fabijenna“ 💩💩💩 Hier der Hintergrund bzgl. embryonale Zellen zur Impfstoffherstellung: https://www.spiegel.de/gesundheit/diagnose/impfungen-wie-eine-abtreibung-dabei-half-millionen-leben-zu-retten-a-1137460.html

29 Sept 2022, 10:49 UTC≈8,900 viewsread 7 August 2026
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Aggressive Corona-Schwurbler können es nicht lassen… 🤢 Passt auf euch auf.

2 Sept 2022, 15:37 UTC≈9,540 viewsread 7 August 2026
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Na, hat da jemand seine Konflikte nicht lösen können? 😌💩🖕

28 Aug 2022, 12:21 UTC≈8,400 viewsread 7 August 2026
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Wie war das mit „iNfOrMiErT eUcH“ 🙄 Die Quarkluschen glauben doch selbst jeden Mist, solange er in ihr verkapptes Weltbild passt 💩 Aktuell macht ein Video die Runde, das angeblich zeigt, wie die Ukrainer russische Angriffe (die es natürlich gar nicht gibt) für die News inszenieren… 🤦‍♂️ Spoiler: Da wird ein Dokumentarfilm gedreht, der im Herbst in die Kinos kommen soll: https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-Russia-Uk

29 Jul 2022, 13:07 UTC≈8,420 viewsread 7 August 2026

Wir sehen uns in der Hölle, ihr verkackten Querluschen! https://www.nachrichten.at/oberoesterreich/bedrohte-aerztin-tot-aufgefunden;art4,3688292

16 Jun 2022, 09:05 UTC≈10,200 viewsread 7 August 2026
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Super-Genie Wendler klärt mal wieder auf 💩🤦‍♂️

30 May 2022, 22:06 UTC≈8,360 viewsread 7 August 2026

Wie lächerlich kann man sich heute noch machen? Cola-Kiste: „Ja!“

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @professorschwurbelstein. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Professor Schwurbelstein” (@professorschwurbelstein), 1,929 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/professorschwurbelstein.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.