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Физтех.Confessions

@phystech_confessions

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry

2,832subscribers

+1,083 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002058884491
TypeChannel
Username@phystech_confessions
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 October 2026
Measurements held18
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 11 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/phystech_confessions

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 15 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 72% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,7492,8322,290.57 August 2026 — 1,749 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,749 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,754 subscribers10 August 2026 — 1,778 subscribers13 August 2026 — 1,783 subscribers16 August 2026 — 1,834 subscribers19 August 2026 — 1,870 subscribers22 August 2026 — 1,997 subscribers26 August 2026 — 2,055 subscribers29 August 2026 — 2,129 subscribers31 August 2026 — 2,170 subscribers4 September 2026 — 2,302 subscribers9 September 2026 — 2,354 subscribers13 September 2026 — 2,474 subscribers17 September 2026 — 2,549 subscribers26 September 2026 — 2,668 subscribers5 October 2026 — 2,771 subscribers11 October 2026 — 2,832 subscribers7 August 202611 October 2026
18 measurements spanning 65 days, net +1,083. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,587–2,994 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Oct 2026, 14:562,832+61
5 Oct 2026, 02:402,771+103
26 Sept 2026, 09:572,668+119
17 Sept 2026, 03:192,549+75
13 Sept 2026, 03:002,474+120
9 Sept 2026, 14:172,354+52
4 Sept 2026, 03:572,302+132
31 Aug 2026, 22:172,170+41
29 Aug 2026, 00:122,129+74
26 Aug 2026, 04:232,055+58
22 Aug 2026, 18:271,997+127
19 Aug 2026, 09:141,870+36
16 Aug 2026, 19:281,834+51
13 Aug 2026, 07:541,783+5
10 Aug 2026, 17:361,778+24
7 Aug 2026, 21:481,754+5
7 Aug 2026, 15:481,749no change
7 Aug 2026, 14:201,749first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
22s
Average length
22s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

575 reactions across 20 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤16829.2%
😁10618.4%
🔥9216.0%
🤣6010.4%
😱366.26%
😭345.91%
😐234.00%
🤔203.48%
🦄101.74%
👎91.57%
👍40.696%
🤡30.522%
🍾20.348%
👏20.348%
🤯20.348%
🌭10.174%
🐳10.174%
💋10.174%
🖕10.174%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 575 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 11:02 UTC695 views39 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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#613 Поступил

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7 Aug 2026, 10:01 UTC762 views28 reactionsread 7 August 2026

#612 Я остался один, все мои соседи получили американские или немецкие визы и съехали, а я ищу соседов в 11-ке в конфаче, да, почему их невозможно найти😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Не курю, не пью (ну я алкоголик, сейчас мне надо физикой заниматься, так что ограничиваюсь одной бутылкой сидра в неделю). Говорю много экстремистских вещей про превосходство белой расы и США, часто ору их слишком громко в душе, но если попросите заткнуться —…

❤18🤣10

7 Aug 2026, 10:01 UTC713 views24 reactionsread 7 August 2026

#611 Немного полигоны А вот эти физтехи с их вылающисимися интеллектуальными способностями которые в опросе указали что будут голосовать за яблоко хоть открывали их программу, что-то дальше лозунгом смотрели? Или все ограничивается "они такие либеральные, они за окончание эсвЭо" при том что даже если они внезапно станут топ2 то это ничего не поменяет так как такое решение доступно не им. Никакой конкретики и детале…

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7 Aug 2026, 10:01 UTC706 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026

#610 В течение 45 дней я руководил 10 смелыми людьми. Работы было очень много. Мы были командой Яблоко. У команды Огурец была очень похожая работа. У них были более лёгкие дела, но гораздо больший объём (честно говоря, не могу точно сказать, насколько больше, но по порядку величины должно быть сопоставимо). Вначале мы работали медленно. Я потратил много времени на: 1. Обучение новых сотрудников хитростям и приёмам, …

😭9❤5😁2

6 Aug 2026, 20:44 UTC943 views21 reactionsread 7 August 2026

#609 Я отчаялась и ищу соседок в комнату в 11ке в конфаче да, почему их невозможно найти😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Не курю, не пью, тревожник, добрая, шумные компании не вожу, договороспособная, ложусь около часа ночи, вторая девочка заселится ток в январе, вернувшись из академа, а так у нас двушка 3 + 2. Если вдруг кто-то заинтересуется или знает знакомых, которым надо, пжпжпж напишите в комментах, единственное условие — чтобы вы были…

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6 Aug 2026, 06:43 UTC≈1,050 views51 reactionsread 7 August 2026

#608 Добрый день, абитуриент! Я не понимаю, зачем вы, люди, покупали сертификаты мир математики. Что за выброс 300 рублей. Я сгенерировал свой всерос с помощью гпт, у меня 30 баллов за ИД. Я потратил 0 рублей. Я буду жить в общежитии. А вы будете спать и просить милостыню на улицах. С уважением, ГПТ МФТИ

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5 Aug 2026, 21:12 UTC≈1,090 views21 reactionsread 7 August 2026

#607 https://pk.mipt.ru/contacts/ [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] ну bachelor -> magistr -> phd почему не bachelor -> masters -> phd или bakalappa -> magistra -> aspirantutata ?? они некомпетентны и непоследовательны; ректор увольняет всех низших сотрудников!! Руководство хорошее, я люблю их руководителей.

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5 Aug 2026, 21:12 UTC≈1,060 views29 reactionsread 7 August 2026

#606 Шепот жив!! Но приватный 😭

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5 Aug 2026, 18:00 UTC≈1,090 views29 reactionsread 7 August 2026

#605 Дмитрий Поляков — очень хороший человек. Я хочу, чтобы его уволили из приёмной комиссии МФТИ. Лишить финансирования центральную приёмную комиссию МФТИ. Пошли вы все на хуй. Я хочу, чтобы все деньги ушли в школы Физтеха. Потому что мой профиль не соответствует этой запутанной херне. Блядь, я хочу сдохнуть, идите в ад. Пидор блядский. С уважением, Дмитрий Ливанов Не приёмная комиссия МФТИ, а отец приёмных комисси…

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5 Aug 2026, 18:00 UTC≈1,070 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026

#604 Поляков Дмитрий -- ПК МФТИ незаконно украли мой результат!! Верните это! пишите это [email protected]

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5 Aug 2026, 18:00 UTC≈1,080 views25 reactionsread 7 August 2026

#603 #591 Здравствуйте, мы посмотрели на уровень нейрослоп докладов с этой конференции МФТИ, он мягко говоря не соответствует уровню "магистерского образования", обучению в магистратуре не поможет. Ваша заявка отклонена по причине "несоответствия профилей". С уважением, Chat Gpt Приемная комиссия МФТИ

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5 Aug 2026, 18:00 UTC≈1,050 views23 reactionsread 7 August 2026

#602 А че за красный фронт в конфешнс? кто хуйней мается?

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @phystech_confessions. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

5 Aug 2026, 17:59 UTCAnonymous Poll414 voters

#601 Какая партия самая лучшая?

  1. Python27%
  2. C++40%
  3. C#1%
  4. Java2%
  5. Единая Россия30%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 7 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Физтех.Confessions” (@phystech_confessions), 2,832 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/phystech_confessions.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.