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Обезьяна с гранатой

@obezyana_g

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry

1,065subscribers

+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001501296297
TypeChannel
Username@obezyana_g
Created16 January 2023 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 October 2026
Measurements held16
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/obezyana_g

Topic

Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 90% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,0611,0691,0657 August 2026 — 1,063 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,063 subscribers8 August 2026 — 1,062 subscribers10 August 2026 — 1,061 subscribers13 August 2026 — 1,063 subscribers17 August 2026 — 1,062 subscribers20 August 2026 — 1,065 subscribers24 August 2026 — 1,066 subscribers27 August 2026 — 1,068 subscribers29 August 2026 — 1,069 subscribers2 September 2026 — 1,068 subscribers6 September 2026 — 1,066 subscribers11 September 2026 — 1,064 subscribers27 September 2026 — 1,063 subscribers5 October 2026 — 1,064 subscribers12 October 2026 — 1,065 subscribers7 August 202612 October 2026
16 measurements spanning 66 days, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,060–1,070 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Oct 2026, 00:221,065+1
5 Oct 2026, 06:401,064+1
27 Sept 2026, 02:401,063-1
11 Sept 2026, 19:561,064-2
6 Sept 2026, 22:371,066-2
2 Sept 2026, 05:451,068-1
29 Aug 2026, 21:341,069+1
27 Aug 2026, 02:481,068+2
24 Aug 2026, 07:131,066+1
20 Aug 2026, 21:461,065+3
17 Aug 2026, 11:081,062-1
13 Aug 2026, 13:581,063+2
10 Aug 2026, 20:511,061-1
8 Aug 2026, 04:581,062-1
7 Aug 2026, 09:031,063no change
7 Aug 2026, 08:541,063first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 2 May 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 May 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

176 reactions across 20 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 65.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍11665.9%
🤔1910.8%
🤬1910.8%
😁126.82%
🤯42.27%
🔥31.70%
😱21.14%
🏆10.568%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 176 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 2 May 2024 to 4 May 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

4 May 2024, 14:03 UTC≈9,660 views21 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Не выдавая в себе немца - это пять! Боялся, наверное, что с ним и "леопардом" выстроится очередь сфотографироваться. А мог бы встать рядом и рекламировать: Кароший шелеска, рюс иван, бери на металлолом, пока тупой лиферный колбаса Шольц ауф Украинен их постафляет. Зер гут, дойче квалитат!

👍13🤔7😱1

4 May 2024, 12:43 UTC≈8,620 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Ещё один западный план провалился. На этот раз речь идёт о расчётах на релаккантов-убежантов-ухилянтов из России. Внезапно выяснилось, что идеологически подкованные граждане Европы и ближнего зарубежья, несмотря на демократические ценности, не готовы делиться своими рабочими местами с мигрантами, пусть даже разделяющими ценности лавандового рафа и гендерного многообразия. Более того, по возможности стремятся их обод…

👍9

4 May 2024, 12:20 UTC≈7,440 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Ле Монд пишет, что Европа оказалась в ловушке из-за того, что поставки относительно дешёвых энергоносителей из России прекратились. В результате она безнадёжно отстаёт в индустриальной и технологической гонке. Когда индюк думал, что он купается, убеждал себя в этом, а потом осознал, что вода закипела.

👍8

4 May 2024, 10:13 UTC≈6,680 views22 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Страна-агрессор медленно превращается в страну-некрополь. Типичный признак глубокой ущербности.

👍18🤬4

4 May 2024, 09:06 UTC≈5,860 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

На первый раз - информационный повод, на второй раз - фарс, а на третий - уже скучно.

👍3

3 May 2024, 17:18 UTC≈4,990 views14 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Военные атташе более 50 стран посетили выставку подбитой техники на Поклонной Горе. Интересно, представители Rheinmetal и General Dynamics там с рекламными буклетами стояли?

👍13🏆1

3 May 2024, 16:27 UTC≈4,510 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

В Германии горит завод, производящий ракеты и комплексы ПВО IRIS-T. Самовозгорание, не иначе.

👍14🔥1😱1

3 May 2024, 15:20 UTC≈3,940 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Как в том анекдоте про зубной протез, который установили 95-летнему старику... - Вам через 20 лет нужно прийти на профилактику. - Спасибо за доверие

👍3

3 May 2024, 11:35 UTC≈3,470 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

В Великобритании учитель, отказавшийся называть девочку мальчиком и уволенный за это с работы, пытается добиться справедливости в Верховном суде. И у него это вряд ли получится. Человека жалко, конечно. Но страну - нет.

🤔7🔥1🤬1

3 May 2024, 10:03 UTC≈3,200 views13 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Раньше была котлета по-киевски. А теперь - Бэнкси по-киевски. Такое в страшном сне приснится - одеяло съешь.

😁12👍1

3 May 2024, 07:49 UTC≈2,790 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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В Киеве станция "Дружба народов" переименована в "Зверинецкую". Ну, все правильно. Метро - продукт дружбы народов, но теперь там - зверинец.

👍7🤬5

3 May 2024, 06:55 UTC≈2,580 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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О... Украина отказывается от прав человека! Шах и мат, европейцы!

🤔5👍1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @obezyana_g. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Обезьяна с гранатой” (@obezyana_g), 1,065 subscribers as measured 12 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/obezyana_g.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.