для всех кто остался мы продолжим наши рассказы в понедельник 2 марта
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Channel
@notmyswamp
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Cite this entry
1,660subscribers
-34 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001806569642 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @notmyswamp |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 13 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/notmyswamp |
Travel — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 17 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Oct 2026, 08:58 | 1,660 | -3 |
| 5 Oct 2026, 10:39 | 1,663 | -6 |
| 26 Sept 2026, 23:57 | 1,669 | -2 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 09:58 | 1,671 | -5 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 14:56 | 1,676 | -1 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 19:48 | 1,677 | -3 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 16:36 | 1,680 | -3 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 10:45 | 1,683 | -1 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 20:15 | 1,684 | -5 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 03:56 | 1,689 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 12:45 | 1,690 | -4 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 03:54 | 1,694 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:18 | 1,694 | first reading |
6 posts held, back to 14 September 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 6 posts for this entry, the most recent from 24 February 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
847 reactions across 6 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 56.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 482 | 56.9% | |
| 🔥 | 94 | 11.1% | |
| 🗿 | 92 | 10.9% | |
| ❤🔥 | 70 | 8.26% | |
| 😁 | 32 | 3.78% | |
| 🥰 | 27 | 3.19% | |
| 🍓 | 22 | 2.60% | |
| 💘 | 12 | 1.42% | |
| 🕊 | 12 | 1.42% | |
| 🐳 | 2 | 0.236% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 0.236% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 6 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 847 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 6 most recent posts we hold, published 14 September 2025 to 24 February 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @notmyswamp. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 6 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 14 September 2025 to 24 February 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
для всех кто остался мы продолжим наши рассказы в понедельник 2 марта
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я обещал рассказать про вторую интересную локацию но может мы возьмём короткий перерыв в длиношитпостах и вместо этого я вам её покажу? даже и хуй знает что тут можно добавить
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и наконец то для чего все мы тут сегодня собрались звезды каналов рент тв в три часа ночи нтв по выходным журналов вокруг света и прочей мозговыжегающей херни когда вам 10 лет и заодно завсегдатаи вашего топа смайликов когда вам за 20 ебучие статуи острова пасхи, моаи, вау, ахуеть, красота, ну все мы пошли ладно, на самом деле статуи а) смешные б) впечатляющие и в) с довольно интересными историями легендами и спек…
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куда ты уходишь, смотри какой классный закат... главная традиция острова это каждый вечер собираться на холмике у побережья и наблюдать за солнцем за заходящим солнцем здесь все: местные, приезжие, стас гена турбо и возможно даже дюша метёлкин и пусть большую часть времени было довольно облачно, небо всё равно было красивым а вечера максимально чиловыми за нами следят я помню мы с моим немецким другом из нашей ко…
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и всё же остров хоть и небольшой, а пешком его весь обходить заебешься а нам же сука интересно что он в себе скрывает и таит к счастью специально для таких как мы нашёлся прокат велосипедов (не только их, но нам большего и не надо) и в один из дней примерно посреди моего пасхального рехаба я решил вспомнить какого это собственно крутить педали на этой штуке + заодно подготовить себя к предстощему спуску по дороге см…
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первое что бросается в глаза на острове пасхи это количество собак на улице, но приэтом они все такие смешнявые микролапочки и не гавкают и не кусаются поэтому так же как я посвятил однажды один! целый! полностью! день просто тому чтоб погладить как можно большее количество собакенов я посвящу этому отдельный пост кстати я сначала их пытался считать но сбился уже на полусотне да их настолько много на последних фото…
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Showing the 6 most recent of 6 posts we hold for @notmyswamp. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“немоёболото (сомнительные путешествия с каким-то ноунеймом)” (@notmyswamp), 1,660 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/notmyswamp.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.