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Лорем уютный

@loremnopoker

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1,092subscribers

+21 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003471168082
TypeChannel
Username@loremnopoker
CreatedBetween 1 November 2025 and 31 March 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 October 2026
Measurements held16
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 11 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/loremnopoker

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 72% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,0711,0921,081.56 August 2026 — 1,071 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,071 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,073 subscribers10 August 2026 — 1,072 subscribers13 August 2026 — 1,073 subscribers16 August 2026 — 1,076 subscribers22 August 2026 — 1,077 subscribers26 August 2026 — 1,079 subscribers28 August 2026 — 1,081 subscribers4 September 2026 — 1,080 subscribers10 September 2026 — 1,081 subscribers14 September 2026 — 1,083 subscribers18 September 2026 — 1,085 subscribers27 September 2026 — 1,088 subscribers5 October 2026 — 1,090 subscribers11 October 2026 — 1,092 subscribers6 August 202611 October 2026
16 measurements spanning 65 days, net +21. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,068–1,095 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Oct 2026, 09:581,092+2
5 Oct 2026, 08:011,090+2
27 Sept 2026, 10:571,088+3
18 Sept 2026, 13:181,085+2
14 Sept 2026, 05:201,083+2
10 Sept 2026, 03:401,081+1
4 Sept 2026, 14:411,080-1
28 Aug 2026, 18:331,081+2
26 Aug 2026, 01:241,079+2
22 Aug 2026, 19:181,077+1
16 Aug 2026, 22:161,076+3
13 Aug 2026, 09:471,073+1
10 Aug 2026, 11:571,072-1
7 Aug 2026, 08:441,073+2
6 Aug 2026, 22:151,071no change
6 Aug 2026, 22:061,071first reading

Engagement

17 posts held, back to 24 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

228 reactions across 14 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤7633.3%
😁4921.5%
🤣4118.0%
🔥3314.5%
😱83.51%
🙈52.19%
🤩41.75%
👏31.32%
🤯31.32%
👍20.877%
🥰20.877%
👀10.439%
🤨10.439%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 228 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 02:27 UTC626 views16 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Если у кого-то вопрос как найти друзей (или парня) во взрослом возрасте, то очень рекомендую бжж Потные обнимашки и попытки друг друга задушить ногами — сближают как ничто другое После мтт как дома, короче

🤣11🤩4🥰1

5 Aug 2026, 02:14 UTC628 views0 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Пока мы в новом свете тут с аи значит разбираемся, в Европе принялись за более мощные технологии — за кондеи В Мехико кстати тоже нет кондеев нигде кроме отелей, даже установить не просто (я с кучей геморра разного поставил себе портативный с рукавом в окно) — но тут жарко реально типо три недели в году и тогда да, ты думаешь как же пригодился бы сейчас кондей А остальное время года смотришь на этот кондей и думаеш…

4 Aug 2026, 02:21 UTC731 views20 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

гг добавили аишные (ну, наверняка) голоса озвучки действий, включая Дойла играть с озвучкой действий это конечно уже на любителя интересного времяпровождения, но все равно звучит как что-то странное совсем хотя вот бейбишарка я бы включил себе

😁20

4 Aug 2026, 02:12 UTC724 views14 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Днем погода самая солнечная и кайфовая что можно себе представить, а вечером регулярно все лето город заливает так, что машину-амфибию не ошибка присматривать

😁8🙈5👀1

2 Aug 2026, 01:28 UTC824 views9 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

I feel targeted.. В сентябре даже выпущу пару роликов на основной канал, кстати

🔥8😁1

1 Aug 2026, 03:31 UTC908 views13 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

С детства за Филомену

❤12😁1

1 Aug 2026, 02:22 UTC872 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Каждый раз когда вижу подобную новость, то в моей голове проскакивает ‘well, I do have 64k to spend..’ Жалко там реальная цена в разы выше будет, а так что-нить такое на полочке иметь думаю весьма прикольно Периодически захожу на всякие аукционные сайты в поисках чего-нить прикольного, но пока так и не нашел ничего, что реально бы меня заинтересовало

❤3

31 Jul 2026, 04:10 UTC898 viewsread 6 August 2026

В магазе встретил тортийи (лепешки кукурузные, в которые мясо накладывают и получается тако) с добавкой 10г протеина Пранк с протеином заходит слишком далеко

30 Jul 2026, 04:00 UTC936 views10 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Мое почтение Кэмерону, конечно

❤10

30 Jul 2026, 02:06 UTC938 viewsread 6 August 2026
Poll

Илон Маск

  1. Лайк30%
  2. Дизлайк19%
  3. Не бейбишарк, конечно, но с пивом пойдет55%

The shares total 104%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @loremnopoker. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

30 Jul 2026, 02:06 UTCAnonymous Poll230 voters

Илон Маск

  1. Лайк30%
  2. Дизлайк19%
  3. Не бейбишарк, конечно, но с пивом пойдет55%

The shares total 104%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 5 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Лорем уютный” (@loremnopoker), 1,092 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/loremnopoker.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.