Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
17 measurements spanning 65 days, net -146. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 4,586–4,776 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
11 Oct 2026, 15:01
4,608
-12
5 Oct 2026, 07:21
4,620
-14
26 Sept 2026, 16:16
4,634
-16
15 Sept 2026, 14:02
4,650
-13
11 Sept 2026, 15:38
4,663
-11
7 Sept 2026, 05:15
4,674
-10
2 Sept 2026, 07:54
4,684
-10
29 Aug 2026, 23:14
4,694
-11
26 Aug 2026, 18:26
4,705
-8
24 Aug 2026, 03:24
4,713
-8
20 Aug 2026, 03:48
4,721
-3
17 Aug 2026, 10:28
4,724
-9
13 Aug 2026, 09:48
4,733
-9
10 Aug 2026, 16:11
4,742
-10
7 Aug 2026, 23:15
4,752
-2
7 Aug 2026, 12:01
4,754
no change
7 Aug 2026, 11:55
4,754
first reading
Engagement
17 posts held, back to 26 January 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 7 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
15s
Average length
15s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
293 reactions across 15 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 67.6% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
198
67.6%
🔥
59
20.1%
😁
5
1.71%
👍
4
1.37%
👏
4
1.37%
😱
4
1.37%
👨💻
3
1.02%
💘
3
1.02%
🫡
3
1.02%
🍾
2
0.683%
🏆
2
0.683%
💯
2
0.683%
🙏
2
0.683%
🤩
1
0.341%
🤯
1
0.341%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 293 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 26 January 2026 to 5 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Still think we’re gonna go a bit lower before the bear market is over
But honestly no point in trying to time the exact bottom
Now is good enough to start dollar cost averaging and win massively in 2-3 years from now
Bear markets need to be so long, tiring and grueling that any delusional bears that thought the bull run was still on would get absolutely and utterly crushed to the point of giving up
So don’t get y…
Now is good time to start dollar cost averaging
Put money weekly into Bitcoin
Don’t expect to get crazy gain from it like Bitcoin did in the past
But a 2-3x from here over the next 2-3 years is possible
Don’t be overly greedy, even a 2-3x is more than you would get with virtually all potential real estate investments you could do, without any of the hassle that comes with managing real estate
Will let you know o…
Guys don’t fall for this bull trap
Bear market isn’t over
Don’t get fomo
We might go up a bit more but this isn’t the start of a new bull run
Play defensively and don’t risk too much money at the moment
Sometimes best just to chill and focus on other things in life
https://youtube.com/@excellenthealth?si=u0WbQvyJxPeUq782
Great YouTube channel I’ve been watching lately that talks about health and the different factors that influence us in modern society
Recommend checking it out
The bear market is a great time to really dial in your health and avoid big pharma traps like supplements and artificial hormones
There’s no greater wealth than health
Ask Steve Jobs, wealth doesn’t…
The two wars that were launched this week were to divert attention from the Epstein files
But why were the Epstein files even released at that exact time?
To divert attention from gold and silver all time highs
Couple weeks ago talking about gold and silver was just about to break into the hyper mainstream and be talked about by literally everybody
Instead, the Epstein files stole the spotlight
Then these new wa…
What’s good guys, wanted to share something in here. 4 years ago, I was a broke college student who just dropped out and left my parents' home with no idea wtf I was going to do after being inspired by people I saw online sharing their stories. Fast forward to 2024, skipping over some L’s in business, I joined this group after making a ton of money in my marketing company to get back into crypto and went on to make m…
Bitcoin and crypto definitely isn’t done crashing
In every bear market there is retards who thinks it’s over after each crash and that we’re going higher now
Same idiots who were calling for new all times highs a month ago
But trust me we’re not done crashing
Well see even lower prices this year
We need to really crush anybody who still has a sliver of hope that we are in a bull market, before the bull market ca…
Was one of the most crazy bull runs ever
Huge gains on all majors
Not even gonna mention all of the memecoins that went parabolic over 100x in a short fraction of time
Now is the bear market and time to prepare your skills and focus on what really matters
Odds are, if you’re not happy with your results after this bull run
It’s not because you didn’t have any successful trades
It’s because you got greedy and never took any profits
Make sure to write down the exact mistakes you made this bull run and the emotions you’re feeling
By the time the next bull run comes, you will already have forgotten how you’re feeling right now, so it’s important to write it down as a r…
❤14
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @lordzybach. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 26 January 2026 to 5 June 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
The Real World App @officialtrw · 25,919 Telegram ranks this channel #50 of 51 here — alongside 50 others — read 12 September 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Lord Zybach🚀” (@lordzybach), 4,608 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lordzybach.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.