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Лапшoff

@lapshoff_msk

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1,645subscribers

-6 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002369753923
TypeChannel
Username@lapshoff_msk
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/lapshoff_msk

Growth

1,6451,6511,6488 August 2026 — 1,651 subscribers8 August 2026 — 1,651 subscribers14 August 2026 — 1,645 subscribers8 August 202614 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 7 days, net -6. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,644–1,652 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 20:271,645-6
8 Aug 2026, 14:451,651no change
8 Aug 2026, 01:321,651first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 29 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
22.9%
avg views ÷ 1,645 subscribers
Avg views / post
377
3 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.47%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
3
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 July 2026
Posts held20 (29 May 202628 July 2026)
Views total1,132
Reactions total28
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 01:32 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
4m 21s
Average length
37s

Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

133 reactions across 18 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 39.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥5239.1%
4533.8%
👍75.26%
🐳53.76%
😁53.76%
🏆32.26%
21.50%
❤‍🔥21.50%
🍓21.50%
💯21.50%
10.752%
👻10.752%
🗿10.752%
😎10.752%
😭10.752%
🤗10.752%
🤝10.752%
🥰10.752%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 133reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 29 May 2026 to 28 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

28 Jul 2026, 14:35 UTC270 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

🔥5❤‍🔥1🍓1💯1🤗1

26 Jul 2026, 11:32 UTC352 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Га-га! Воскресенье — единственный день, когда никуда не надо 🍜 Напоминаем: у нас можно не только сварить себе лапшу, но и остаться поиграть. На полке лежит стопка настолок — и да, среди них есть гусиные 🪿 Собирай миску, зови друзей, занимай стол. Проигравший идёт за напитками!

5❤‍🔥1

18 Jul 2026, 10:49 UTC510 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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— А к вам с собаками можно? — Да хоть с хорьком! Доказательство прилагаем 🦦 Этот пушистый гость уже присмотрел себе рамён поострее. Заходите с любимцами — на поводке или на руках. Лапши хватит на всех 🍜 📍 м. Авиамоторная — Красноказарменная ул., 23

🐳54🔥2🏆1🥰1

13 Jul 2026, 10:03 UTC576 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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🧀 Завтра, 14 июля — Международный день макарон с сыром! Праздник родом из США — там mac'n'cheese это комфорт-фуд номер один. Блюду, кстати, не одна сотня лет: пасту с сыром готовили ещё в средневековой Италии, в Америке моду на неё завёл Томас Джефферсон, подав макароны на президентском ужине, а в 1937-м Kraft упаковал их в коробку — и началась всемирная сырная любовь. Но обычные макароны с сыром — это как-то скучн

4👍2🔥2

8 Jul 2026, 13:28 UTC621 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Мальчики заваривают рамен, а мужчины строят бизнес! 💥 У нас потрясающие новости: «Лапшoff» начинает поиск партнеров и официально запускает франшизу! 🎉 Мы прошли большой путь, отточили все процессы, свели экономику к идеальным показателям и теперь готовы делиться этим опытом. Если вы давно мечтали о своем классном и прибыльном деле с невероятно вкусным продуктом — время пришло. Вся информация по инвестициям, формат

🔥9🤝1😎1

1 Jul 2026, 09:18 UTC611 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Приходите к нам, у нас неделя экстремальной уличной кухни... ...сказали бы мы, если бы нам было нечем вас удивить 😎 В Лапшофф ты не сидишь и не гадаешь, что там и чьими руками готовится. Ты сам берёшь, сам варишь, сам контролируешь весь процесс от и до. Никаких сюрпризов — только твоя миска, твои правила 🍜

52🗿1

27 Jun 2026, 08:40 UTC686 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

У нас в Лапшофф можно не только вкусно поесть, но и... быстро забраться по карьерной лестнице! 🪜 Например, с должности младшего помощника заместителя старшего окномоя — до должности старшего помощника заместителя старшего окномоя. P.S. Все трюки выполнены профессионалами. При съёмках ни один старший помощник заместителя старшего окномоя не пострадал!

🔥5💯1

22 Jun 2026, 12:10 UTC737 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Сырный рамен Ottogi вызывает зависимость и толкает на преступления. Доказательство — на видео. 📦 Гусь Макс ошибок не прощает... «дегустатор» уже отправлен отрабатывать долг до последней лапшинки 😎 А вы приходите пробовать тот самый рамен легально. Он реально того стоит 🍜 📍 Работаем каждый день с 10:00 до 23:00 м. Авиамоторная - Красноказарменная ул., 23

🏆1

19 Jun 2026, 11:07 UTC695 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Вы уже в курсе, что у нас появились пельмени, гёдза и вареники. А теперь пришло время раскрыть карты и рассказать как эти ребята вообще оказались на наших полках! 🥟 Слушаем, проникаемся историей и залетаем пробовать результат этих кулинарных реформ. И не забывайте про бесплатную станцию допов — соусы и кунжут уже ждут! 📍 Работаем каждый день с 10:00 до 23:00 м. Авиамоторная - Красноказарменная ул., 23

🔥5👍211👻1

16 Jun 2026, 10:37 UTC685 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Га-га! Новинки на полках! 🍜 Завезли китайскую лапшу Хэчжай — три новых вкуса. Что пробуем: 🦐 Суп с морепродуктами — креветки, водоросли вакаме, лёгкая кислинка. 🍗 Азия-микс с курицей в пикантном бульоне — сразу два вида лапши, пшеничная и фунчоза, плюс мясо. 🌶 Азия-микс «хот-пот» с курицей — острый бульон и та же связка двух лапш. И главное — лапша не жареная. Залил кипятком, пара минут — и готов горячий обед. Н

🔥43

13 Jun 2026, 08:48 UTC637 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Video message, posted without a caption

🔥21

12 Jun 2026, 09:23 UTC698 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Га-га! Макс провёл исследование ко Дню России и официально заявляет: русская душа в Лапшофф есть! 🇷🇺 Доказательства на полках: пельмени с курицей — как у бабушки, только варишь сам. Вареники с картофелем — классика, против которой бессилен даже самый острый Buldak. Так что выбирай под настроение: по-русски, по-корейски или всё в одну миску — у нас можно 🍜 С Днём России!

🔥81

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @lapshoff_msk. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 804,392 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Лапшoff” (@lapshoff_msk), 1,645 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lapshoff_msk.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.