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КМВ Экспресс

@kmv_express

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10,589subscribers

+1,102 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001348359255
TypeChannel
Username@kmv_express
Description🗞Новости Кисловодска, Пятигорска, Ессентуков, Минеральных вод, Невиномысска, Георгиевска и Лермонтова. #kmv_express_news, #КМВновости #E1PSA Наш сайт: http://kmvexpress.ru/
Created11 May 2020measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live28 August 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 28 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/kmv_express

Growth

9,48410,61210,0487 August 2026 — 9,487 subscribers7 August 2026 — 9,487 subscribers7 August 2026 — 9,484 subscribers10 August 2026 — 9,490 subscribers13 August 2026 — 9,497 subscribers16 August 2026 — 9,503 subscribers19 August 2026 — 9,511 subscribers22 August 2026 — 9,501 subscribers25 August 2026 — 10,511 subscribers26 August 2026 — 10,612 subscribers27 August 2026 — 10,598 subscribers28 August 2026 — 10,589 subscribers10,5897 August 202628 August 2026
12 measurements spanning 21 days, net +1,102. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 9,315–10,781 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
28 Aug 2026, 16:3810,589-9
27 Aug 2026, 20:0610,598-14
26 Aug 2026, 18:0610,612+101
25 Aug 2026, 16:0710,511+1,010
22 Aug 2026, 23:559,501-10
19 Aug 2026, 19:469,511+8
16 Aug 2026, 22:069,503+6
13 Aug 2026, 18:069,497+7
10 Aug 2026, 17:219,490+6
7 Aug 2026, 21:479,484-3
7 Aug 2026, 06:009,487no change
7 Aug 2026, 05:509,487first reading

Engagement

182 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 34 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
8.18%
avg views ÷ 10,589 subscribers
Avg views / post
866
182 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.16%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
182
of 182 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 119 of 182 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held182 (5 August 202628 August 2026)
Views total157,619
Reactions total3,287
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken29 Aug 2026, 00:49 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
17,000
Videos
2,140
Links
9,280

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 29 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
16m 26s
Average length
1m 22s

Measured directly from 12 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

3,287 reactions across 112 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 15.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
49515.1%
🥰45513.8%
😍41912.7%
🎉37711.5%
🤩36911.2%
💯33210.1%
❤‍🔥3129.49%
🔥2688.15%
👍2206.69%
😱120.365%
👎80.243%
🙏50.152%
🤡30.091%
🤣30.091%
🤯30.091%
20.061%
👻20.061%
🌚10.03%
🤬10.03%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 119 of the 182 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,287reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 182 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 15:51 UTC298 views33 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Пара целовалась в салоне авто прямо во время ДВИЖЕНИЯ во Владикавказе — их запечатлела камера наблюдения 😘 На этом же участке дороги автомобиль двигался со скоростью 80 км/ч при разрешённых 60 км/ч. Водителю уже выписали штраф Новости Кмв Экспресс Заказать рекламу Подписывайтесь на нас в MAX! Наша информационная группа в WhatsApp:

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28 Aug 2026, 14:29 UTC288 views39 reactionsread 29 August 2026

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28 Aug 2026, 12:22 UTC318 views34 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Современные автомобили получают всё больше электронных помощников, но оказалось, что многие водители ими практически не пользуются. Британское исследование показало, что более четверти опрошенных никогда не включают адаптивный круиз-контроль. Свыше 20% не пользуются системой автоматического экстренного торможения, а почти 18% отключают или игнорируют функцию удержания автомобиля в полосе. Одна из главных причин — с

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28 Aug 2026, 10:51 UTC294 views35 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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🔬 Обычный светодиод. Только это лазер. И его сделали в России 60 лет мировая наука билась над одной задачей — и сдалась бы ещё не скоро, если бы не наши учёные. В чём была проблема. Все лазеры мира нужно было «разжигать» внешним светом. Сложно, дорого, громоздко. А хотелось, чтобы лазер работал так же просто, как обычная лампочка: подключил к току — и он загорелся. Что сделали наши. Команда из ИТМО, Сколтеха и ВШЭ

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28 Aug 2026, 09:01 UTC313 views39 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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🎨 ДЕТСКАЯ ХУДОЖЕСТВЕННАЯ ШКОЛА им. Н.А. ЯРОШЕНКО Развиваем талант — воспитываем личность! Хотите, чтобы ваш ребёнок: ✨ научился рисовать и раскрыл творческий потенциал ✨ мыслил нестандартно и находил оригинальные решения ✨ проводил время с пользой, а не в гаджетах Мы знаем, как влюбить детей в искусство ❤️ 👩‍🎨 Почему выбирают нас: • Индивидуальный подход к каждому ребёнку • Учитываем возраст, характер и уровень п

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28 Aug 2026, 08:26 UTC299 views39 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Законы подлости 1. Соседняя очередь всегда движется быстрее. /Наблюдение Этторе/ 2. Если ничто другое не помогает, прочтите, наконец, инструкцию! /Аксиома Кана и Орбена/ 3. Начинать поиски надо с самого неподходящего места. /Закон поиска/ 4. Всегда не хватает времени, чтобы выполнить работу как надо, но на то, чтобы ее переделать, время находится. /Закон Мескимена/ 5. Решение сложной задачи поручайте ленивому со

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28 Aug 2026, 07:10 UTC301 views30 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Рассказываем жителям Ставрополья, как выровнять сроки назначения единого пособия 📌 Если вы получаете пособие на нескольких детей с разными сроками назначения, то можно подать одно заявление на всех и синхронизировать выплаты. Его нужно оформить в последнем месяце периода, на который назначено единое пособие на одного из детей, выбрав в заявлении пункт «Выровнять сроки назначения». 🔹 При одобрении заявления Отделен

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28 Aug 2026, 06:05 UTC329 views39 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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28 Aug 2026, 05:03 UTC342 views37 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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⚠️ПОСТ БЕСПЛАТНЫХ ОБЪЯВЛЕНИЙ⚠️ Сегодня пятница, а это значит мы снова публикуем пост БЕСПЛАТНЫХ ОБЪЯВЛЕНИЙ! Напоминаем, в комментариях вы сможете размещать любые свои объявление: куплю, продам, сдаю, ищу, предложения вакансий, можно делиться впечатлениями или искать единомышленников! P.S. Все размещения в произвольном порядке будут удалены. Спасибо за понимание😎 😃 Подпишись на новости «Кмв Экспресс»

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27 Aug 2026, 16:48 UTC≈1,180 views36 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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🤖 ИИ и супер‑ИИ: чего реально стоит бояться в ближайшие 5–10 лет? Все мы то и дело слышим: «ИИ захватит мир!» 😱 Но если отбросить киношные сценарии, какие угрозы действительно могут коснуться нас в ближайшее десятилетие? Разбираемся без паники — только факты и логика. 💼 Рабочие места: не «когда‑нибудь потом», а уже сейчас ИИ впервые массово заменяет не руки, а голову: он пишет тексты, анализирует договоры, ставит п

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27 Aug 2026, 15:59 UTC≈1,140 views36 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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🎉 С Днём российского кино! 🎉 Поздравляем всех, кто творит магию на съёмочных площадках, оживляет истории и дарит нам эмоции — актёров, режиссёров, сценаристов, операторов и всю огромную команду, без которой не бывает кино! 🎬✨ А в честь праздника — горячая премьера на горизонте: фантастический экшен «Девятая планета» с Юрой Борисовым и Ириной Старшенбаум! 🚀 🌌 Сюжет цепляет с первых строк: обычный автомеханик Дима Х

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27 Aug 2026, 14:52 UTC≈1,130 views34 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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‼️Полиция Ставрополья напоминает об ответственности за дропперство 🔺Не передавайте свою банковскую карту или реквизиты доступа к ней малознакомым людям. 🔺Не предоставляйте посторонним возможность использовать приложения банков на своем компьютере или смартфоне. 🔺Внимательно относитесь к переводам на ваши счета от неизвестных, особенно если они связаны с просьбами их обналичить или перенаправить деньги. Новости Кмв

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Showing the 12 most recent of 182 posts we hold for @kmv_express. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

7 Aug 2026, 09:28 UTCAnonymous Poll25 voters

Какую сумму вы предполагаете потратить, чтобы собрать ребенка в школу в этом году?

  1. 19 000 руб — 25 000 руб (Только базовый минимум)36%
  2. 25 000 руб — 30 000 руб (Средний бюджет, частично обновляем вещи)16%
  3. 30 000 руб — 35 000 руб (Полные сборы, включая рабочие тетради)12%
  4. 35 000 руб — 50 000 руб (Собираем первоклассника / покупаем все с нуля)36%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

6 Aug 2026, 06:01 UTCAnonymous Quiz99 voters

Давайте проверим, насколько хорошо вы знаете рельеф нашего удивительного края! Перед вами таблица с вариантами — выберите тот, который считаете верным.

  1. Гора Машук23%
  2. Гора Бештау61%
  3. Гора Большое Седло10%
  4. Гора Змейка0%
  5. Гора Университетская6%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 182 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 28 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 466,672 of 1,624,174entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 28 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“КМВ Экспресс” (@kmv_express), 10,589 subscribers as measured 28 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kmv_express.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.