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@kmhsgkb
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4,749subscribers
+2,049 since we began measuring on 10 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001499227059 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @kmhsgkb |
| Created | Between 1 May 2019 and 31 October 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 27 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 27 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/kmhsgkb |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 27 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 59% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Sept 2026, 05:41 | 4,749 | +16 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 10:38 | 4,733 | +8 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 05:15 | 4,725 | +2,025 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 15:22 | 2,700 | no change |
| 10 Sept 2026, 14:47 | 2,700 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (4 August 2026 – 10 September 2026) |
| Views total | 29 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 10 Sept 2026, 15:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
【验证留名】：Apollo 【验证时间】：9月9日 【大概位置】：#昆明 【妹子年龄】：24 【技师身高】：170 【技师体重】：110 【凶器罩杯】：C+ 【时间管理】：宽松 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【好评介绍】：第二次找老师了，在路上还能想起第一次的场景；一进门，老师很热情，一个宝贝一个宝贝地叫，把我都哄成宝宝了，接着递上水喝，闲聊一番，小弟便迫不及待地立起来了，脱去衣衫，与老师共浴；啊啊啊，洗澡的时候老师靠得很近，真受不了，太美了！洗完到床上，准备一番后，老师开始B面毒龙，滋滋水声响起，挺有感觉的，接着老师舌头游走在我身上，舌头很软，我的妹妹和弟弟都立起来了，随后老师用嘴巴包裹着我的二弟，上下不断移动，舌头在龟头敏感区不断搅动，发出滋滋水声刺激着我的大脑，受不了，马上提枪上马，老师先女上，随后传教士抽插老师，最后手揉大胸，口舔玉足，二弟最终受不了老师的紧穴缴枪了。事后 老师还帮忙按摩休息，闲聊一会儿后，洗净…
【技师艺号】：464 【出击时间】：8.23 【凶器罩杯】： C 【顾客坐标】：丽江 【出击留名】：夜夜配新娘 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【综合短评】：本来不想写的，但是老师特别乖巧又温柔体贴。进门乍眼一看，个子好高的一个小女生，胸部挺挺的，穿着一个粉色的小裙子，显得温柔又大方，而且非常的漂亮。本来是怀着试试的心情过来看的，没想到比照片好看多了。老师会帮着你洗澡，帮你慢慢地揉着，二弟一瞬间立起，匆匆地洗完，躺到床上，让老师服务。老师和我亲着嘴摸着我的二弟，舒服极了。差点没忍住射了，老师口活也是极好的，特别是深喉，边帮我口边看着我，那眼神像是在勾引。没忍住把老师扑下来，带上套，进入主题，揉着老师的大胸，干没一会儿就交出来了。自愧不如，哈哈哈。老师还是太强大了，皮肤嫩嫩的，像果冻一样QQ弹弹 哈哈。跟老师聊了一会儿天，发现老师是一个很逗的一个女生，让我今天心情非常的舒畅。亲了一口跟老师说再见。值得反食！
【技师艺号】：027 【出击时间】：8.22 【凶器罩杯】： D 【顾客坐标】：昆明 【出击留名】：早该了断_ 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【综合短评】：看到老师正如期待中的一样，漂亮，看着都没怎么化妆，肤白貌美大长腿，身高好高，皮肤好白好嫩！东北女孩，性格好爽朗，一点不做作！聊聊天，好会说话啊！服务课表有的都有，细节都拉满，满分，干净又卫生，用品也干净 十足的女友感！很御很御 尤其是后入真撑不住，这也太美了！赶快缴枪投降吧！总之真的满足！
【技师艺号】：003 【出击时间】：8.21 【凶器罩杯】： C 【顾客坐标】：玉溪 【出击留名】：桥本香菜娜娜 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【综合短评】：是喜欢类型就cj。老师是较小的身材，这种身材刚好适合我。交完水费，开始洗澡，躺床上就开始ab面，就简单指滑，但是一翻身看见小敏的脸，二弟就开始把持不住了，直接戴套硬上。一进入就被热穴刺激兴奋，好舒服，虽然不是很紧但是能感觉热流涌动，就被123秒了，抽干。结束后还跟老师聊了很久。
【技师艺号】：161 【出击时间】：8.20 【凶器罩杯】： C 【顾客坐标】：西双版纳 【出击留名】：望野的阔 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【综合短评】：下着大雨也阻挡不了我这颗不安分的心，但路程有点波折，到处是积水，还好后面路程顺畅！ 到达教室老师开门那一刹那所有的波折通通烟消云散，觉得就算这大雨滂沱也是来的值得，身材高挑，感觉1.75左右，气质如同明星，长的好看，清秀，没有一丝风尘感妥妥滴斩男杀手！服务细节做的也很好，口的没话说，太棒了，做的时候包裹感紧紧的，水真的超多，爱死了 两次出水满足，满意…下个月再来反食！
【技师艺号】：004 【出击时间】：8.19 【凶器罩杯】： D 【顾客坐标】：昆明 【出击留名】：野性难改 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【综合短评】：第一眼见到老师就觉得很漂亮很嫩，人照无差。身材很好，很瘦，皮肤又白又嫩，于是立刻交了补习费，约了PP的课程。老师综合评价在嫩妹里面算很好的了，身上的皮肤很光滑，很柔软，摸起来非常舒服，老师的服务应该在中等水平，但是很努力很卖力，情绪价值给足。努力配合我用跳跳糖。中间的具体细节不描述了，但是老师给我的感觉是非常棒的，属于半自动驾驶。但是老师太嫩了，有嫩妹的娇弱感，不怎么耐桩！做了一次后因为尺寸原因，给我退了一课~~~
【技师艺号】：090 【出击时间】：8.17 【凶器罩杯】： D 【顾客坐标】：玉溪 【出击留名】：风流的老顽童 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【综合短评】：刚进门看到的双马尾可爱装扮就特别吸引人，态度很亲和，很会聊天不冷场，房间很整洁， 勤快的帮忙洗澡，洗干净上床各种服务，舔的很爽，小姐姐眼睛很好看，看着眼睛很兴奋， 舔完主动坐上来， 后面换了几个姿势， 非常温柔的带去洗浴，🐻大口活没得说，从上到下各种姿势我换了五个，配合度非常高。
【技师艺号】：132 【出击时间】：8.15 【凶器罩杯】： D 【顾客坐标】：昆明 【出击留名】：番一番 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【综合短评】：身材很好下面很嫩并且不机车很配合，69 亲亲一样不拉，叫声很好听温柔地心都化了，激发出狠狠的欲望，直接抱起来对着镜子猛猛干，视觉冲击太强了缴械地很快，又补差价来了pp，躺在我身边让我抱着摸摸，整个一个小女友，太爽了。
【技师艺号】：784 【出击时间】：8.15 【凶器罩杯】： C 【顾客坐标】：大理 【出击留名】：无虎的白毛 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【综合短评】：老师比上次见到更美了，进门就是按流程来，洗澡到床上，老师口技太棒了，女上差点给我摇出来，我立马起身抱住老师压在身下，抽插多次以后顺利出水。身材是真的棒，水滴胸，蜜桃臀，细支结硕果，很好下次还来！
【技师艺号】：318 【出击时间】：8.13 【凶器罩杯】： C 【顾客坐标】：昆明 【出击留名】：拦不住的我c 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【综合短评】：，一开门笑脸相迎给了我一个大大的拥抱，这熟悉的香味熟悉的感觉太上头了，女友感拉满，老二不争气的顶了上来，实在受不了了迫不及待跟老师去沐浴，洗完到床上老师开始挑逗我，实在把持不住了带上小雨伞☔️，进去的一瞬间弟弟直冲云霄到达顶峰，这也太tm爽了，几个回合下来️缴械投降，抱着老师一边摸着她嫩白的肌肤一边聊天，情绪价值一下拉满，太会聊天了，这感觉让我觉得是跟女朋友在一起，相处起来太舒服了，聊着聊着二弟又不争气的起来了，准备开干，老师用舌尖舔的我全身酥麻，小舌头又软又灵活，让我飘飘欲仙，这次老师先上，这小腰摇的我差点交代了，一把搂住小腰把老师压在身下，各种姿势大战了几百回合结束战斗，真是意犹未尽，最后拥抱告别，会无限刷
【技师艺号】：336 【出击时间】：8.11 【凶器罩杯】： C 【顾客坐标】：昆明 【出击留名】：没人想 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【综合短评】：开门瞬间看到心心老师，果然是我喜欢的类型，立马决定PP，身材也非常的好，老师很温柔，进门就带着我到了房间，房间也是非常的干净卫生，心心在我洗澡的时候收拾了床位，并且准备好了要用的很多东西，是一个很温柔细心的老师，过程和课表内容一致，非常的值得，这是一次很好的体验，下次一定还要约老师！
【技师艺号】：331 【出击时间】：8.10 【凶器罩杯】： D 【顾客坐标】：大理 【出击留名】：今夜ccy` 【联系方式】： @DjHaiXuan 【综合短评】：在短短的几天里这是我第三刷了，痴迷啊，上瘾啊。控制不住自己呀！今天约的尾课，踩火箭赶紧过去，怕过两天休息了， 气质就是好，很喜欢，身材也真是无敌，还说天天吃宵夜，身材还能这么好，真想气死谁，皮肤白白嫩嫩好的没话说 做的时候也真是超有感觉 放进去那一刹那真的就非常满足了！S腰蜜桃臀，🐻也是一个手刚好！真的很有感觉！所谓的极品真的就是如此！
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @kmhsgkb. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“昆明丽江大理会所选妃公开榜” (@kmhsgkb), 4,749 subscribers as measured 27 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kmhsgkb.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.